South Africa - CIA snoopers monitoring internet chatter sourced to assorted Scareforce One planes ferrying international VIPs to Tuesday's Mandela Memorial Service may have stumbled upon a 'contrail of terror slime' connected to Brit fugitive from ju...
Isle of Dogs, UK - A ferocious colony of venomous Tarantula Gullibellosa False Widow spiders has forced the immediate evacuation of an Al Qaeda-related terror cell in Barking, Isle of Dogs tonight.
Up to ten Islamo-fascist insurgents were holed up...
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