Showing:

Funny satire stories about Al Pacino

Try another search?

Man Accused of Traveling Through Time to Ensure that Legal System Remains an Unending Quagmire

Hill Valley resident Biff Tannen was accused of attempting to aid his wayward grandson Griff Tannen avoid jail time by disrupting the space time continuum. The plot revolved around using time travel to prevent the streamlining of the legal system wh...

Read full story View 'Man Accused of Traveling Through Time to Ensure that Legal System Remains an Unending Quagmire'

2014 Resigns Early: "Total Disgust with Humanity." Tells 2015: "Good Luck, Sucker!"

Aging year 2014 resigned today, 48 hours earlier than expected, citing ethical fatigue and "total disgust with humanity." Badly cut and beaten by the events of the past 12 months, the old codger said he no longer cared that Earth would be in mora...

Read full story View '2014 Resigns Early: "Total Disgust with Humanity." Tells 2015: "Good Luck, Sucker!"'

Miley Cyrus New Stage Show To Feature Actual Amsterdam Brothels

Funny story: Miley Cyrus New Stage Show To Feature Actual Amsterdam Brothels

The company behind the next Miley Cyrus live tour have announced they are planning to demolish a whole row of Brothels in Amsterdam, ship them to the US and have them re-built brick by brick, ready for the 2015 World Tour. Spokesman for 'Rebel Bu...

Read full story View 'Miley Cyrus New Stage Show To Feature Actual Amsterdam Brothels'

Theresa May, Al Pacino, Kristen Stewart And Martin Shuttlecock Are Coming To Dorking!

Funny story: Theresa May, Al Pacino, Kristen Stewart And Martin Shuttlecock Are Coming To Dorking!

As unholy an alliance as it seems, the above named will actually be appearing in Dorking for six weeks over the Christmas holiday period, in the Dorking Review Theatre's yuletide festive panto production treat, Cinderella. Directed by am-dram impr...

Read full story View 'Theresa May, Al Pacino, Kristen Stewart And Martin Shuttlecock Are Coming To Dorking!'

Al Pacino To Play Robert De Niro In Martin Scorsese Biopic

Funny story: Al Pacino To Play Robert De Niro In Martin Scorsese Biopic

HOLLYWOOD: Leading motion picture studio, Skoobtoob Pictures today announced that production will begin next year on a biopic of movie legend Bobby DeNiro, to be directed by Martin Scorsese and starring Al Pacino as Robert DeNiro. The working title o...

Read full story View 'Al Pacino To Play Robert De Niro In Martin Scorsese Biopic'

Al Pacino To Play Arthur Scargill in 'STRIKE! - Iron Lady My Arse!'

Funny story: Al Pacino To Play Arthur Scargill in 'STRIKE! - Iron Lady My Arse!'

It seems almost certain that Hollywood icon, Al Pacino is to play Arthur Scargill, in Buffty Ginslinger's forthcoming film production of the 1980's miners strike, which has a working title of 'STRIKE! - Iron Lady My Arse!' - in a stinging filmic rebu...

Read full story View 'Al Pacino To Play Arthur Scargill in 'STRIKE! - Iron Lady My Arse!''

Al Pacino Founds Dorking College Of Extremely Loud Shouting

Funny story: Al Pacino Founds Dorking College Of Extremely Loud Shouting

Shouty voiced American actor, Al Pacino, star of such unforgettable films as The Godfather, Serpico, Scarface, Dog Day Afternoon, Heat, Scent Of A Woman, and Bobby Deerfield (?) has founded the world's first College Of Extremely Loud Shouting - in Do...

Read full story View 'Al Pacino Founds Dorking College Of Extremely Loud Shouting'

'Grey Socks Are Sooo Boring!' Says Designer

Funny story: 'Grey Socks Are Sooo Boring!' Says Designer

Top London sock designer Michael O'Foot today savaged rival sock designers who continue to design grey socks. "Grey socks are sooo boring!" he told the press. "I'm surprised that designers like Julian Hose and Stella McStockingfoot continue to des...

Read full story View ''Grey Socks Are Sooo Boring!' Says Designer'

Pacino and DeNiro team up for Hull Christmas Panto

Funny story: Pacino and DeNiro team up for Hull Christmas Panto

Hull city council was delighted to announce last night that American movie legends, Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro would be teaming up for the first time since 'Heat', in the annual Christmas panto.

Read full story View 'Pacino and DeNiro team up for Hull Christmas Panto'

Breaking news…

Name Calling Trump

One thing about Trump, no one will ever call him simpatico!
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
48 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more