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Wile E. Coyote Turns Down Offer Of 72 Virgin Road Runners

Funny story: Wile E. Coyote Turns Down Offer Of 72 Virgin Road Runners

BILLINGSGATE POST: Negotiations between ISIS and Wile E. Coyote broke down yesterday after ISIS offered Wile E. their standard, blue-plate 72 Virgin Road Runner Special if he would join their terrorist group. Unlike General McAuliffe, who respond...

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Rupert al-Murdock to Launch Al Foxeera

Funny story: Rupert al-Murdock to Launch Al Foxeera

Rupert al-Murdock today announced his newest venture in cable news--a network he is calling Al Foxeera. Al-Murdock is naming Roger Al-Ailes, who is currently president of FOX News, to head up the media venture. Said Al-Murdock: "We hope to pre...

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Terrorists Against Drone Attacks (TADA) To March On Washington

Funny story: Terrorists Against Drone Attacks (TADA) To March On Washington

BILLINGSGATE POST - Tired of having their leaders taken out by drones, a lower echelon al-Qaeda spokesman said that its terrorist branch in the USA plans to march on Washington as soon as they receive a waiver from being attacked by drones while asse...

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BT Shock with £738 Million Premier League rights, 'seeing off' stern ESPN and Al Jazeera competition.

Funny story: BT Shock with £738 Million Premier League rights, 'seeing off' stern ESPN and Al Jazeera competition.

Post Office/BT Tower, LONDON: BT shockingly moved into Premier League football, after paying £738m to win the rights to show live matches from next year, with BSkyB still broadcasting the vast majority of live Premier League matches. Armchair T...

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Osama Bin Laden sends a tape to Arab News Corp claiming he is not dead

Funny story: Osama Bin Laden sends a tape to Arab News Corp claiming he is not dead

Amazingly, Osama Bin Laden has sent a VHS tape to Arab News Corp TV claiming that he is not dead and holding up a newspaper from May. "In this remarkable recording, he talks about how the Americans got it wrong," said Arab News Corp head of progra...

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Royal Wedding With Alternative Ending To Be Screened In Some Muslim Countries

Funny story: Royal Wedding With Alternative Ending To Be Screened In Some Muslim Countries

As the event of the decade moved a day closer, it emerged last night that TV broadcast of the Royal Wedding of Prince William and his bride-to-be Kate Middleton, is to be screened in some Islamic countries with an alternative ending. William and K...

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Obama Set to Name Katie Couric To Replace Robert Glibb as WH Spokesperson & Terrorist Apologist!

Funny story: Obama Set to Name Katie Couric To Replace Robert Glibb as WH Spokesperson & Terrorist Apologist!

Another 'bomb shell' White House shocker as Obama retrenches for the coming two year battle with Republicans announcing that Robert Glibb (sic) will be promoted to the Chicago Command & Control Center in anticipation of the run up to the 2012 Pr...

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Al-Jazeera TV launch of "Oh Mr Ambassador with these Ferrero-Rocher you are really spoiling us!" ad

Funny story: Al-Jazeera TV launch of "Oh Mr Ambassador with these Ferrero-Rocher you are really spoiling us!" ad

Qatar - (Confectionery Mess): Just in time for the end of Ramadan and the beginning of five days' Eid Al Fitr feasting, Al-Jazeera TV has launched its very own version of the Ferrero-Rocher ad, featuring the lavish hospitality of a London dignita...

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New Gameshow "Terror Factor" to be Aired On Al Jazeera

Funny story: New Gameshow "Terror Factor" to be Aired On Al Jazeera

Sick of the lack of correctly trained terrorists Al-Quaeda has today announced plans to start a new gameshow where points will be awarded to teams of terrorists who manage to pull off an atrocity accurately. The show, which will be aired on popular n...

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Osama Bin Laden Converts to Judaism

Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Converts to Judaism

In a surprise announcement broadcast by Al Jazeera, terrorist leader Osama Bin Laden has announced his conversation to Judaism.

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Al Jazeera TV to hold Telethon to raise money for Michael Moore's Legal Defense Fund

Funny story: Al Jazeera TV to hold Telethon to raise money for Michael Moore's Legal Defense Fund

Washington, DC - Currently under investigation by the US government for possibly violating travel restrictions to the communist country of Cuba, Michael Moore, famed filmmaker, is expected to incur substantial legal fees in his defense. In order to h...

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Blair offers to wear headscarf in Al-Jazeera TV apology interview

Funny story: Blair offers to wear headscarf in Al-Jazeera TV apology interview

Drowning Street - (Foolsday Press): In a bid to shore up the Asian sympathy vote UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has offered to wear a traditional headscarf on a live Al-Jazeera TV interview while apologising for the Royal Navy straying into troubled Ira...

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Al Jazeera Resumes Cut-Throat Entertainment

The popular television series "Beheading an Infidel" is scheduled to resume this week on Al Jazzera television.

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Bin Laden Slams US Pilots

Osama bin Laden has slammed US pilots who have been carpet bombing near his cave. In a tape forwarded to Al Jazeera, bin Laden says that it is pointless taking out a contract for cable TV, if he is unable to get a clear picture.

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Al Jazeera Replaces American On BBC

Funny story: Al Jazeera Replaces American On BBC

The BBC have had enough of "Friends", "Sex in the City" and "Everyone Loves Raymond". They have accordingly turned to the new force in world television, Al Jazeera who have kindly outlined new programs you can expect to...

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Saddam Admits Mass Slaughter May Have Been Wrong

Funny story: Saddam Admits Mass Slaughter May Have Been Wrong

Saddam Hussein has admitted to crimes relating to the Olympic Games, while maintaining his denial of the balance of the charges levelled against him. These admissions came at a press conference hosted by Al Jazeera.

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More Poultry Terror: Chicken Crucified in Chicago Suburb

Funny story: More Poultry Terror: Chicken Crucified in Chicago Suburb

AURORA, ILLINOIS--- In a shocking development late Wednesday afternoon, Al Jazeera television network released footage of a crucified Chicken on U.S. Rt. 34 near Aurora, Illinois.

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