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Funny story: Al Gore: a man of his times for all time

Al Gore: a man of his times for all time

Al Gore, who is affectionately known as Igor, serviced President Bill Clinton from 1993-2001, sometimes alongside White House interim Monica ("The Mouth") Lewinsky or First Lady Hillary Rodham. Prior to servicing Clinton, Gore invented the Internet; since leaving his position as Vice-President , Gore invented not only Global Warming but Climate Change, earning millions of dollars from the patents...
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Funny story: Recount On Already Controversial Presidential Election Because Of Illegal Zombie Votes.

Recount On Already Controversial Presidential Election Because Of Illegal Zombie Votes.

A recount has been demanded on the already scandalous Bush/Gore 2000 Presidential election by Democrats because it has been discovered that illegal zombies have been allowed to vote. Apparently in their over-exuberance to get people out to vote Re...
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Funny story: Lorax and Al Gore in Twitter War Over Earth Day

Lorax and Al Gore in Twitter War Over Earth Day

The Lorax and Al Gore have become engaged in a bitter war of words on Twitter as to who has done more for environmental awareness and the observance of Earth Day. The Former Vice-President threw down the gauntlet yesterday when he called Mr. Lorax a...
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Funny story: Al Gore Was Right

Al Gore Was Right

Speaking of extremely frigid temperatures this winter and early spring, in certain parts of the U.S., Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) said, "It's cold. Al Gore told me this wouldn't Happen. Global warming obviously is a farce." Senator Cruz said this to...
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Funny story: Global Warming Will Give You The Runs!

Global Warming Will Give You The Runs!

According to those people trying to warn us about global warning, they now have determined that it will give you the runs. "It will be so warm that your food will break down too fast and you'll be continuing to run back and forth from the dining r...
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Funny story: Sarah Plain Blames Global Warming On Michelle Obama

Sarah Plain Blames Global Warming On Michelle Obama

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin has said that she does not care what President Obama and the rest of the Democrats think she is going to speak her mind. "Mama Moose" Palin was recently seen eating by herself at a Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos R...
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Funny story: Global Warming 'Deniers' Officially Classified by US Government

Global Warming 'Deniers' Officially Classified by US Government

Global Warmists across the nation today cheered as a new study commissioned to once and for all silence doubters, got official clearance from the government to tag complete strangers as 'deniers'. Argon Delay-hee, of the Gore Global Grope Group (...
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Funny story: Oldest piece of Earth to make fine brooch

Oldest piece of Earth to make fine brooch

WAY DOWN UNDER -- It has humble origins. Found inside the intestines of a slaughtered sheep, in Western Australia, of all places, an ancient crystal known, among rock hounds, as a zircon, is the oldest piece of Earth on record. According to scient...
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Funny story: Al Gore To Run Against Hillary!

Al Gore To Run Against Hillary!

Well, I have given up on trying to warn people about the rising oceans due to global warming and have saved the world all by myself. I was lying on the couch and pondering how to reach people and suddenly it hit me. It was the cat. So I got up and...
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Funny story: Prince Charles: A Carbon-Dioxymoron

Prince Charles: A Carbon-Dioxymoron

As a British expatriate who has lived in the United States for the past decade, I wish to speak regarding Prince Charles' recent statement where he joins with some highly credential scientists in blaming the current balmy weather conditions in North...
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Funny story: Latest Breakthrough in Global Climate Change Scientific Measurement Has Direct Connectivity to Al Gore's Ass

Latest Breakthrough in Global Climate Change Scientific Measurement Has Direct Connectivity to Al Gore's Ass

The latest advance in wearable technology has produced a startling breakthrough in the ongoing quest to track measurement of the deleterious impact of global climate change. It has been scientifically established that Al Gore himself is the world'...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Blames The Polar Vortex On Al Gore

Donald Trump Blames The Polar Vortex On Al Gore

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump recently stated at one of his board of directors meetings in the Trump Tower that the Polar Vortex is nothing to sneeze at. He remarked that he is placing total blame for the dreaded PV on Al Gore. Trump stated that...
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Funny story: MENSA Headquarters Predict Worldwide Cooling!

MENSA Headquarters Predict Worldwide Cooling!

Causing Al Gore to grind his teeth, MENSA Headquarters has issued a world cooling down over the next 25-100 years. "It's overdue already and could begin at any time", stated spokesman Howard Hawking. Why is the well-known group going against A...
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Funny story: Antarctic Ice Traps Al Gore's "Cryo-tron" Ship

Antarctic Ice Traps Al Gore's "Cryo-tron" Ship

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - The Russian-flagged ship MV Akademic Shokalskiy has encountered some "problematic issues" after one of Al Gore's climate science projects began its tests. In simple terms, the southern-hemisphere Summer welcomed them with an icy e...
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Funny story: Arctic Cold Front Freezes Most of U.S.

Arctic Cold Front Freezes Most of U.S.

ASPEN, Co. - An arctic cold front moved into most of the U.S. this weekend, cutting off global warming activists from their private jets and threatened to derail their summit for preaching sensible energy use in the cocaine tinged mountain colony of...
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Funny story: Al Gore sells ex-wife to Mormon cult leader, nets reported $997

Al Gore sells ex-wife to Mormon cult leader, nets reported $997

Former Vice President Al Gore has made himself a richer man by selling his little known ex-wife to Warren Jeffs, an infamous Mormon cult leader. Gore netted $997 with his 20 percent stake in Tipper when she was sold for a reported $4985 on Friday.
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Funny story: NASA to Research Particle Theory of Galactic Fairness

NASA to Research Particle Theory of Galactic Fairness

WASHINGTON, DC - While the scientists at CERN in Europe spent July 4th announcing their discovery of a Higgs Boson particle, America's government scientists at NASA were busy writing a "brilliant" thesis on why they are not "losers." While the scient...
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Funny story: Al Gore Admits Global Warming 'Just A Big Scam For Suckers'

Al Gore Admits Global Warming 'Just A Big Scam For Suckers'

Los Angeles, CA-- The algore finally admitted today what millions of people already know. The whole global warming/climate change nonsense has been one big scam right from the beginning. The former vice-president was in a jolly mood as he talked to...
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Only 3 Drugs In America's Pharmacopeia "Do anything"

A high ranking official with the FDA made the remark Thursday at a cocktail party. He said "other than this whiskey the only thing medicine has to offer is penicillin, tranquilizers, and amphetamines"
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