WASHINGTON, DC - While the scientists at CERN in Europe spent July 4th announcing their discovery of a Higgs Boson particle, America's government scientists at NASA were busy writing a "brilliant" thesis on why they are not "losers." While the scient...
Los Angeles, CA-- The algore finally admitted today what millions of people already know. The whole global warming/climate change nonsense has been one big scam right from the beginning. The former vice-president was in a jolly mood as he talked to...
Al Gore's Current TV announced today it is ending its relationship with irascible and controversial personality Keith Olbermann. Olbermann, who has been fired from virtually every TV position he has ever held (including his stint at the very liberal...
Sources confirmed yesterday that former Vice President Al Gore has filed an intellectual property claim regarding the Internet, also known as the World Wide Web. Gore, who in 2005 declared that he was responsible for inventing the Internet, reportedl...
Experts from the world over are gathered in Zimbabwe this week to consider what may be the most important crisis ever to beset person-kind: a shortage of aughts and singular integers. The United Nation's International Panel for Preservation of In...
The social media stoppage may not be forever; in fact, it will probably last only a few weeks.
But starting next Wednesday -- for a limited time -- there will be NO social media whatsoever. Al Gore, founder of the Internet, made the announcement...
SAN FRANCISCO - Corporations which fail to use EPA mandated "Carbon-Free Unicorn Gas" may face almost $7 Million in fines as warnings from the Federal Government were issued with the arrival of a new year. Objections are loud and numerous over a requ...
Al Gore denounced all insurance companies today after it was revealed he has been denied medical and life insurance against "Spontaneous Human Combustion" based on the determination he suffers from a 'pre existing condition' according to a spokesman...
London - Legendary American body builder Charles Atlas may have been behind exaggerated stories of glacial meltdown scientists admitted today.
The 'careless' tittle-tattle resulted in 15% of Greenland's coastline being deleted from global warming...
New York -- Almost a quarter of the American population has shifted its views on the existence of hurricanes, according to a Harris poll conducted in the aftermath of hurricane Irene.
The 24% rise brings the total of "hurricane believers" to ove...
Washington DC - The Federal Government's army of airport security guards is being enlisted in the fight to reduce the nation's budget deficit.
Under a new program called "Finders/Keepers," TSA agents will be empowered to seize any currency, jewelr...
It's not altogether clear just yet, because details are a little sketchy, but it seems that the British Government have given the green light to a white paper promising to commit government funding to global warming.
The news comes as Britain shiv...
SHERMAN OAKS - It is no secret by now that Charlie "Fruit Salad" Sheen is to common sense what Sarah Palin is to geography.
The two know deep down inside that they are in all actuality perfect examples of the term invented years ago by then Vice-P...
Shortly after finding out they were to be 'cut loose' and expected to 'find their own way,' Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie have been signed to star in a new reality show on Al Gore's faltering TV network, CURRENT, hosted by Keith Olbermann.
It wi...
The furor over the demise of terrorist Osama Bin Laden will not abate, now involving theories of suicide, death due to his lack of treatment for kidney stones by the NHS, terrible intestinal pain from Trichinosis, or his self immolation while sim...
In his annual Earth Day message, media luminary Glenn Beck blamed world inaction in addressing the "real and horrifying reality" of global warming on " a carefully orchestrated plan by Al Gore, George Soros, ACORN and other members of a crypto-soci...
Denver Colorado - UPDATE 1
Google has announced that it is ready to test its cars on the new intersections, but wishes to do so without humans on board.
Government spokesman Mr. Phil Resastum of NAAATT (National American Automotive Association...
Planning on playing a few tricks on April 1? Fuhgeddaboudit.
That's the message from Al Gore, former U.S. Vice President, guardian of the planet, and inventor of the Internet. "Things are so bad in the world, there's nothing to laugh at thi...