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Aishwarya Rai To Host A Fundraiser For President Obama

Funny story: Aishwarya Rai To Host A Fundraiser For President Obama

MUMBAI, India - The woman who was voted Miss World in 1994, and is still considered by many to be one of the most beautiful women on Earth has stated that she wholeheartedly supports President Obama. Miss Rai spoke with India's Taj Mahal News Agen...

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Martin Shuttlecock Has Invited Aishwarya Rai Down To Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Funny story: Martin Shuttlecock Has Invited Aishwarya Rai Down To Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

In Sunday's shock development, as revealed in explicit detail in the Sunday redtops, we here at SEN can almost but not quite exclusively reveal, that local man, Martin Shuttlecock, has invited Bollywood icon Aishwarya Rai down to Cabo San Lucas, Mexi...

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Taj Mahal royal honeymoon is doomed warns Aishwarya Rai

Funny story: Taj Mahal royal honeymoon is doomed warns Aishwarya Rai

Mumbai - Rumors that Kate and William are heading to India on honeymoon have been met with horror among Bollywood's astro-savvy elite. "By all means take Kate on the ganja trail to Goa," Aishwarya Rai commented, "maybe even Kathmandu for the hashi...

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Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai Announces She Would Like To Star In A Movie With Charlie Sheen

Funny story: Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai Announces She Would Like To Star In A Movie With Charlie Sheen

CALCUTTA, India - One of Bollywood's most popular actresses Aishwarya Rai was visiting Calcutta with her husband Abishek Bachchan. The two had traveled to Calcutta to participate in The Annual Royal Calcutta Turf Club Auction Sale which benefits t...

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Colonel Moammar Gadhafi To Star With Rob Pattinson, Aishwarya Rai, and Johnny Depp in "Dictators Without Borders"

Funny story: Colonel Moammar Gadhafi To Star With Rob Pattinson, Aishwarya Rai, and Johnny Depp in "Dictators Without Borders"

TRIPOLI, Libya - Libyan Dictator Colonel Moammar Gadhafi has looked very, very close and he has seen the writing on the wall. The dictator who angered his people by imposing a 60 percent tax increase on camel food has met with a representative wit...

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Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai Outraged At Madonna's Arrogant Remarks About India

Funny story: Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai Outraged At Madonna's Arrogant Remarks About India

BOMBAY - One of Bollywood's most respected actresses, Aishwarya Rai, has stated that she does not appreciate the recent remarks that the former singer known as Madonna made about her home country of India. Madonna, told the supermarket tabloid, Ju...

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Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai To Star In The X-Rated Movie, "The X-Rated Life Of Marilyn Monroe"

Funny story: Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai To Star In The X-Rated Movie, "The X-Rated Life Of Marilyn Monroe"

HOLLYWOOD - One of Bollywood's most famous actresses Aishwarya Rai has agreed to star in Tico Scallavini's film The X-Rated Life of Marilyn Monroe. Rai, who was voted Miss World in 1994, last year appeared with Angelina Jolie in the motion picture...

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And it's 'Goodbye & Good Riddance!' as Aishwarya Rai booted off L'Oreal ads to make way for Slumdog beauty Pinto

Funny story: And it's 'Goodbye & Good Riddance!' as Aishwarya Rai booted off L'Oreal ads to make way for Slumdog beauty Pinto

Mumbai - (Botox Biz): Stunning green-eyed Bollywood goddess Aishwarya Rai is no longer the face of the international cosmetics giant. She has been demoted by sultry Slumdog Millionaire star Freida Pinto following a furor about Rai's skin lightenin...

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The Aishwarya Rai Inflatable Doll Has Just Become The Biggest Selling Inflatable Doll of All-Time

Funny story: The Aishwarya Rai Inflatable Doll Has Just Become The Biggest Selling Inflatable Doll of All-Time

CHICAGO - America's largest toy manufacturer the Hasbroken Toy Company has just announced that due to the recent Christmas sales the Aishwarya Rai Inflatable Doll has just surpassed the Cheryl Cole Inflatable Doll in sales. Spokesperson for the ma...

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Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai Turns Down Simon Cowell's Offer of Being A Judge On His New American Show 'X-Factor'

Funny story: Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai Turns Down Simon Cowell's Offer of Being A Judge On His New American Show 'X-Factor'

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell, the CEO of 19th Hole Productions, has just learned that Indian actress Aishwarya Rai has refused his offer of being one of the judges on his new X-Factor Show. Cowell who was the mastermind behind the extremely popular si...

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Simon Cowell Considering Bollywood Actress Aishwarya Rai To Be One Of The Judges On His New American Show 'X-Factor'

Funny story: Simon Cowell Considering Bollywood Actress Aishwarya Rai To Be One Of The Judges On His New American Show 'X-Factor'

LONDON - The CEO of 19th Hole Productions Simon Cowell has informed the British press that he is considering hiring Aishwarya Rai of India as one of the judges on his new U.S. reality show X-Factor. Cowell has already secured the services of Chery...

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Bollywood astrologers picked Wills/Kate wedding announcement date

Funny story: Bollywood astrologers picked Wills/Kate wedding announcement date

Mumbai - (Zodiac Mess): Indian stargazers who picked the date for Aishwarya Rai and Abhishek Bachchan's nuptial conjunction advised on the timing of today's royal announcement. A resplendent Sun trine Jupiter angle straddling the signs of Scorpio...

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Aishwarya Rai, Rani Mukherjee, and Preity Zinta To Star In "Chandra's Angels Vs. The Naked Vampires of Calcutta"

Funny story: Aishwarya Rai, Rani Mukherjee, and Preity Zinta To Star In "Chandra's Angels Vs. The Naked Vampires of Calcutta"

BOMBAY, India - Three of India's leading actresses, Aishwarya Rai, Rani Mukherjee, and Preity Zinta, have agreed to star in the Amanpreet Brothers production of Chandra's Angels Vs. The Naked Vampires of Calcutta. The producers of the film Ashwani...

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India's Aishwarya Rai, Rani Mukherjee, and Preity Zinta Sign To Star In "Chandra's Angels"

Funny story: India's Aishwarya Rai, Rani Mukherjee, and Preity Zinta Sign To Star In "Chandra's Angels"

BOMBAY - Two of the most famous directors in Bollywood, India, are Ashwani and Raheem Amanpreet. Together the brothers have won over 37 academy awards, 26 Emmy awards, and the president's award for penmanship. The Amanpreets shared a win in last y...

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Angelina Jolie and India's Aishwarya Rai To Appear In "The Panting Pink Panther"

Funny story: Angelina Jolie and India's Aishwarya Rai To Appear In "The Panting Pink Panther"

CALCUTTA, India - Angelina Jolie has just has signed to star in the Candlelight Motion Pictures Company film The Panting Pink Panther. Ms. Jolie will star with one of India's most famous actresses Aishwarya Rai who is regarded by many to be the An...

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Salman in a remake with Aishwarya

Funny story: Salman in a remake with Aishwarya

Actor Salman Khan, 43, is back on top form and with the recent earth shattering box office response to his award winning performance in Wanted there is no stopping him. Recent report from Bollywood is that Salman Khan wants to patch up with his old f...

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Aishwarya Rai filing for divorce, blames dodgy astologers' pregnancy rumors

Funny story: Aishwarya Rai filing for divorce, blames dodgy astologers' pregnancy rumors

Mumbai - (Bollyawful Mess): Bollywood megastar Aishwarya Rai has told divorce lawyers that her marriage has been blighted by Bachchan in-laws' astrologers' pregnancy rumor mill. The stunning green-eyed movie queen has claimed husband Abhishek Bac...

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Magnificent astrology for Aishwarya's first wedding anniversary

Funny story: Magnificent astrology for Aishwarya's first wedding anniversary

Mumbai - (Zodiac Mess): The skies have spoken! Green-eyed Bollywood goddess Aishwarya Rai and her big screen movie idol husband Abhishek Bachchan will be blessed in 2008 as the stars line up in magnificent array on their first wedding anniversary on...

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