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Funny story:  Aspen To Increase The Size of Their Airport Due To The Large Volume of Marijuana Passengers

Aspen To Increase The Size of Their Airport Due To The Large Volume of Marijuana Passengers

ASPEN, Colorado - The city of Aspen is reporting that it will be doubling the size of Snowman International Airport. Airport Spokeswoman Chelsea Tallydollar told the members of the news media that just since the first of January, the volume of fli...
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Funny story:  The John & Bob Denver International Airport Is Starting To Have Problems With Wayward Drones

The John & Bob Denver International Airport Is Starting To Have Problems With Wayward Drones

DENVER - The John & Bob Denver International Airport located in the Rocky Mountain city of Denver is one of the first in the United States to report a wayward drone problem. Airport director Washburn Bookbottom said that it became a full fledg...
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Funny story:  Bryanair Denies Using Cattle Prods to Speed up Turn Around Time

Bryanair Denies Using Cattle Prods to Speed up Turn Around Time

Steerage class airline Bryanair yesterday claimed that their passengers were not being herded onto the aircraft with cattle prods. C.E.O Mark O'Leary said this morning, "They are just low voltage vibrating wands to remind people to move quickly."...
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Funny story:  Denver's John & Bob Denver International Airport Has Just Added A Happy Weed Waiting Room

Denver's John & Bob Denver International Airport Has Just Added A Happy Weed Waiting Room

DENVER - The airport at Denver has just added what is being hailed as the most unique airport passengers waiting room in the entire nation. Washburn Bookbottom, who is the director of The John & Bob Denver International Airport announced to th...
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Funny story:  The Aspen Airport Is Placing Marijuana Dispensing Machines In The Main Lobby

The Aspen Airport Is Placing Marijuana Dispensing Machines In The Main Lobby

ASPEN, Colorado - The Snowman International Airport located just outside of Aspen has just announced that it will now be providing a new exciting service. Chelsea Tallydollar, 27, spokesperson with SIA, stated that effective February 28, a total o...
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Funny story:  Boat Planes  make new Heathrow terminal redundant

Boat Planes make new Heathrow terminal redundant

Somerset is to become a new Boat Plane airport, making the new Heathrow terminal redundant. The new terminal will be flooded and made into a water park instead, an Environment comedian announced this morning. A Newt enthusiast told our report...
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Funny story:  New York's LaGuardia Airport Is Providing Snow Shovels For All Of Its Passengers

New York's LaGuardia Airport Is Providing Snow Shovels For All Of Its Passengers

NEW YORK CITY - LaGuardia Airport officials have told passengers not to worry as they have made arrangements to provide each boarding passenger with a snow shovel. Shayla Spinfiggle, 32, spokeswoman for LaGuardia Airport stated that the idea has b...
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Funny story:  The John & Bob Denver International Airport In Denver Has A Brand New Cannibas Appropriate Slogan

The John & Bob Denver International Airport In Denver Has A Brand New Cannibas Appropriate Slogan

DENVER - The director of The John & Bob Denver International Airport, Washburn Bookbottom, has announced that the airport has just approved a brand new airport slogan. The slogan which will be put up all over the airport terminals will read "A...
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Funny story:  Commercial Flights Into Colorado Have Gone Up 900% Thanks To The New Marijuana Law

Commercial Flights Into Colorado Have Gone Up 900% Thanks To The New Marijuana Law

DENVER - Colorado's Department of Tourism is reporting that just since the new Marijuana Law went into effect on January 1, commercial airline flights into Colorado have gone up by an astounding 900 percent. Socorro Ziddle, 29, with the CDT stated...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin Embarrassed At Airport Security!

Sarah Palin Embarrassed At Airport Security!

Sarah Plain has once again spoken out about the Martin Bashir resignation. "I expect these personal attacks on me because I am a Christian, I am conservative and I want the USA to stay a free nation. So Mr. Bashir didn't say anything that will bot...
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Funny story:  Cleaner spills coffee on keyboard, grounding every aircraft in U.K.

Cleaner spills coffee on keyboard, grounding every aircraft in U.K.

A cleaner, Ivan Kuppakoffikov brought the U.K's aircraft to a 48 hour halt yesterday. During a shift change at the centralised air traffic control portacabbin, Ivan dropped has coffee on the keyboard of Mustapha Tinkle, Chief controller. Planes w...
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Funny story:  The Denver International Airport Baggage Thief Is Being Sent Down To Juarez, Mexico

The Denver International Airport Baggage Thief Is Being Sent Down To Juarez, Mexico

DENVER - The officials at Denver International Airport are still very upset at John "Johnny" Papelbon, 52, who was caught stealing passenger's luggage from the airport baggage carousels. Two of the bags that Papelbon stole belonged to musician Pet...
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Funny story:  Russia To Rename Moscow's Sheremetyevo Airport The Comrade Edward Snowden Commemorative Airport

Russia To Rename Moscow's Sheremetyevo Airport The Comrade Edward Snowden Commemorative Airport

NEW YORK CITY - National Focus Magazine is reporting that Edward Snowden has suddenly become one of the most popular non-Russian individuals in the entire country of Russia. Snowden, who is the star of the notorious NSA Scandal, spoke with a repor...
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Funny story:  Kanye West Knocks Photographer Down At LAX

Kanye West Knocks Photographer Down At LAX

LOS ANGELES - Kanye West's luck may have just run out as he will most probably be sued by a photographer who was pushed to the airport terminal floor by the out-of-control rapper. Several eyewitnesses reported seeing West physically pick up the mu...
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Funny story:  Aiding and Abetting at Sheremetyevo Airport

Aiding and Abetting at Sheremetyevo Airport

Greetings, everybody. This is Pepe Warezabar at Sheremetyevo Airport, reporting for The Guard Dog. I just hot-footed it here (from Syria) to join colleagues looking for Edward Snowden. We have been up and down airport corridors we don't particularly recommend. Nor the sandwiches. Even the bars are dull. They keep playing this horrible computer music for "Here Comes the Sun." Plus no relief...
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Funny story:  TSA Blows Up Suspicious Passenger

TSA Blows Up Suspicious Passenger

Transportation Security Administration airport workers intentionally blew up a passenger today after he began acting suspiciously. "The male subject was very nervous, and he had no identification and no luggage, and he refused to identify himsel...
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Funny story:  The TSA Says Bye-Bye To Airport Body Scanners

The TSA Says Bye-Bye To Airport Body Scanners

WASHINGTON, D.C. - After embarrassing millions of airport travelers, the Transportation Security Administration has announced that within five months all airport full-body scanners will be unplugged and removed from all of the nation's airports. T...
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Funny story:  Emergency measures announced for 2013 summer holidays

Emergency measures announced for 2013 summer holidays

The Environment Minister, Richard Benyon has today announced emergency measures for the British Summer Holiday. "Every year we have the same crisis, summer. Now we will be prepared." With immediate effect, town councils will be empowered to build...
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