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Funny story:  Justin Bieber and Kim Jong Un Become VERY Good BFFs

Justin Bieber and Kim Jong Un Become VERY Good BFFs

Pyongyang, North Korea Since accepting the invitation of Kim Jong Un, evil dictator of North Korea, to visit his country, pop star Justin Bieber appears to be happy, taking selfies of himself with Kim's handmaidens, and horseback riding with the port...
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Funny story:  New York's LaGuardia Airport Is Providing Snow Shovels For All Of Its Passengers

New York's LaGuardia Airport Is Providing Snow Shovels For All Of Its Passengers

NEW YORK CITY - LaGuardia Airport officials have told passengers not to worry as they have made arrangements to provide each boarding passenger with a snow shovel. Shayla Spinfiggle, 32, spokeswoman for LaGuardia Airport stated that the idea has b...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber's Plane Stopped for Marijuana on Way to Super Bowl

Justin Bieber's Plane Stopped for Marijuana on Way to Super Bowl

Justin Bieber's personal plane -that was headed to New Jersey for the Super Bowl - was held at Teterboro Airport on Friday afternoon under suspicion it was carrying marijuana, other drug phernalia, law enforcement sources said Friday evening. The...
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Funny story:  Trans Samoan Airways To Charge Passengers By The Pound

Trans Samoan Airways To Charge Passengers By The Pound

SAN FRANCISCO - Word filtering out of Apia, Samoa is that the nation's airline Trans Samoan Airways has just implemented a new ticket pricing system. Uplulino "Timmy" Gabanua spokesman for the airline stated that after an eight month study the air...
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Funny story:  Joe Rickey Hundley AKA The Baby Slapper Named The Meanest Man In America

Joe Rickey Hundley AKA The Baby Slapper Named The Meanest Man In America

MINNEAPOLIS - Jessica Bennett, mother of 19-month old Jonah Bennett, is thrilled that the man who slapped her baby could end up serving one year in prison. Mrs. Bennett spoke with Tapioca Swizzle of Tittle Tattle Tonight and said that Joe Rickey H...
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Funny story:  Skank 109!--Part 2

Skank 109!--Part 2

Here, after a slight delay, the pulse-pounding second chapter of Clyde Crudwell's bestselling Skank 109!: "Sir?" A man's nervous voice rang out in the eerie hollowness of the airplane hangar. "Yes, second lieutenant, what is it?" came the reply from Second Brigadier Bombardier Admiral Benton Onton-Voss. "That man you were just talking to, the civilian." "Ye...
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Funny story:  Airbus pilot left behind - nobody noticed

Airbus pilot left behind - nobody noticed

Philip Entwistle, a pilot for the budget airline Budgie Air, was left behind at Newcastle Airport yesterday when his plane left without him. "To be fair," said Entwistle, "pilots don't do very much any more. We're mainly there for insurance purpos...
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Funny story:  Snake Kicked Off Plane at Glasgow Airport Gives Interview

Snake Kicked Off Plane at Glasgow Airport Gives Interview

It wasn't first-class treatment at all, that's for sure. But then again, he wasn't a first-class passenger. The snake, after all, was just a stowaway. When he was found slithering along under some seats in a plane from Mexico, he was carted of...
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Funny story:  Pilot Refuses to Land Plane after Receiving Bomb Threat

Pilot Refuses to Land Plane after Receiving Bomb Threat

Airline Pilot Peter Paranoid has simply refused to land his Bombastic Airlines plane at the Newark, New Jersey Airport as ordered after authorities received a threat there was a bomb aboard the plane. "Not Again! Oh my God! Not fucking again!"...
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Funny story:  Oprah Winfrey Explains Why She and Her BFF Gayle King Decided To Go Skydiving

Oprah Winfrey Explains Why She and Her BFF Gayle King Decided To Go Skydiving

CHICAGO - It is no secret that Oprah Winfrey's NOW Network is not doing as good as the former talk show queen had hoped it would do. The lady known as Miss O, recently sat down with Voodoo Dupree of The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette and had a lit...
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Funny story:  It's Just Plane Crazy

It's Just Plane Crazy

Peanut Choking Horror - Who said airline snacks are safe? Not Mr. Fred Flatula, who stated, "I did not realize that one peanut could mean the difference between life and oblivion." Turnaround Airlines say, "Our peanuts are as safe as anyone else'...
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Funny story:  Economic About Turn

Economic About Turn

The economic downturn has heralded an unexpected upturn (aren't opposites fun!) in another equally important area of our community. Research from some overfunded government watchdog has shown air crashes (not involving birds or dudes with rocket...
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Funny story:  The Real Reason Why "30 Rock's" Alec Baldwin Got His Butt Kicked Off A Los Angeles To New York Flight

The Real Reason Why "30 Rock's" Alec Baldwin Got His Butt Kicked Off A Los Angeles To New York Flight

LOS ANGELES - Fifty-three-year-old Alec Baldwin the star of television's 30 Rock says that he has never before been kicked off of an airplane flight. He spoke with Ty Tickler of Hollywood Innuendo and told him that he had gotten kicked off of a No...
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Funny story:  Has your pilot just died? There's an app for that

Has your pilot just died? There's an app for that

For those people who are on an aeroplane who hear the announcement asking if anybody on board can fly a plane due the unexpected death of the pilot, there is now a new applelet from MiApps. "This app could save your life," said App World editor, M...
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Funny story:  Boeing's greenest ever 787 Screamliner 'made from lightweight compost materials'

Boeing's greenest ever 787 Screamliner 'made from lightweight compost materials'

Chicago, Illinois - "Passengers can expect cabins with much greater humidity," Boeing's head of communications said today, "especially when the plane's windows are open over the Pacific Ocean!" The PR blurb issued by the aircraft manufacturer's US...
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Funny story:  Man with Disposable Lighter Tries to Blow Up Airplane with Farts

Man with Disposable Lighter Tries to Blow Up Airplane with Farts

A man with a cigarette lighter tried unsuccessfully to ignite his own gas aboard a Delta flight yesterday. He was wrestled to the ground by passengers and members of the crew, inches away from the cockpit door. Witnesses say the suspect had his pan...
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Funny story:  Armavia Armenian Airlines dumps Gérard Depardieu for taking the piss on rival carrier

Armavia Armenian Airlines dumps Gérard Depardieu for taking the piss on rival carrier

Yerevan, Armenia - French big nose and Cyrano de Bergerac actor Gérard Depardieu has had a TV advertising contract pulled following an incident aboard an Irish incontinental - er...intercontinental! - airline. The 62 year-old was enroute to Dublin...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin Addresses The Case of The Passenger On An Alaskan Flight Getting Stung By A Scorpion

Sarah Palin Addresses The Case of The Passenger On An Alaskan Flight Getting Stung By A Scorpion

ANCHORAGE, Alaska - Keysboro Wiggincourt of Coos Bay, Oregon said that when he boarded a Trans Air Alaska Airlines plane that he had no idea that he would end up seeing himself all over You Tube, CNN, FOX, and even the Weather Channel. The unemplo...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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