Samoan News - A tiny, enterprising, Samoa airline is being accused of price gouging for selling seats by the kilogram. Ninety percent of Samoans weight between 600 pounds and 900 pounds.
Samoa Air plans to price its flights based on the weight o...
SAN FRANCISCO - Word filtering out of Apia, Samoa is that the nation's airline Trans Samoan Airways has just implemented a new ticket pricing system.
Uplulino "Timmy" Gabanua spokesman for the airline stated that after an eight month study the air...
Further deaths from an outbreak of Rionnaires' disease are highly likely, doctors warned yesterday.
The recent outbreak is centred on Heathrow, and the number of confirmed cases rose to 157 (although some have been lost). And there are still thous...
Ashhad Amal Samallan, entrepreneur from Steubenille, Ohio, and owner of a number of Indian Casinos across the United States, and a recent recipient of a government "Baleout" loan from an unknown Wall Street Bank, announced today the formation of an a...
Budget airline Flyinair have defended the £6 charge per passenger for all flights booked using a credit or debit card as fair, the sum simply covering the costs of booking flights.
'We have to write down the information from the credit or debit c...
A dozen airlines, which include those of Britain, the USA, Canada, France and Germany are to start adding a 20% 'fat charge' to the flight tickets of all female passengers holding British passports.
This is as a result of a report by the European...
HOLLYWOOD - The Friendly Skies may not be as friendly to Pan-Am, one of the new television season's shows, as the producers were hoping.
The ratings are not looking too good for the show set in the sky of the 1960s which centers around airplanes,...
Rumours that South-by-Southwest airlines have introduced a ban on all non-anglo-Saxon, Germanic, Greek or Roman origin names can be confirmed today.
Their CEO, Gerald Ratner announced today that the ban would not affect true Africans and West Ind...
DALLAS, Tx.--South-by-Southwest Airlines has unveiled its new slogan this week which contains a message directed primarily at misbehaving, unappealing celebrities.
With its catchy, "Celebs are now free to sit down, keep their clothes on, and not b...
A crocodile has been ejected from a flight to Egypt. The Crocodile said he was just trying to go on holiday when he was picked up by the tail and thrown out of a window.
He then tried to go on holiday on a boat but the captain of the ship threw...
Hello again everyone. I have in front of me a letter from a concerned patient, worried sick that he might be 'terminally ill'.
Now, as you know, death is not a trifling thing, and is certainly not something we should be making fun of, but it happens to us all in the end, and we shouldn't be afraid to die.
That's what I tell my patients if I think they are going to snuff it, anyway.
The l...
A major air carrier announced today that it will be starting a new airline. Their slogan: "all children, all noise, all the time."
A spokesman for NoiseAirBlue said, "We're proud to give the adult flying public something they've been beggi...
The Honk Kong based airline Cathay Pacific is facing financial ruin after its share value tanked in the wake of the news that pre tax profits for the year ending March 31st, 2011 had plunged by over 50%.
Global brand manager Wing Fen Song has been...
UK's Air Traffic Control system "NATS" is to be moved in its entirety to a back bedroom of a former bricklayer.
The offices will be moved from it's current base in Southampton to Derek O'Reilly's bedroom on the Isle of Mull.
In his weekly brief...
CHICAGO - Speaking before an assembled group of news media the director of The United States National Passenger Aviation Alliance Sherman S. Turnbuckle, has stated that his agency has decided to raise ticket prices by 21 percent.
Mr. Turnbuckle po...
British Airways and Spanish airline Iberia have signed a deal to merge and create one of the world's biggest airline groups.
The merger, which was provisionally agreed in November last year, is expected to be completed by the end of this year.
It has been announced that no fruitcakes will be allowed on International flights from now on.
Does this mean the end to air travel as a mode of transportation currently enjoyed by Spoof Writers, Richard Simmons,Clay Aiken and the rest of the gay...
CHICAGO - Upton Dashersteen, president of The United States Pilots Federation Union, has stated that one of his steering committees has come up with a plan that will avert a strike by the pilots union.
Dashersteen stated that airline pilots repres...