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Funny story: Elderly blind man prevents aircraft hijacking

Elderly blind man prevents aircraft hijacking

There have been numerous reports of aircraft disasters in recent weeks. Some of the aircraft went down in freak accidents while others were taken down by antiaircraft missiles shot by terrorists on the ground. Yesterday, in an unintended heroic act o...
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Funny story: Bloomberg packed a parachute on his Tel Aviv flight

Bloomberg packed a parachute on his Tel Aviv flight

New York - Former mayor Michael Bloomberg personally demonstrated the safety of flying commercial jets to Tel Aviv recently, with a well executed publicity stunt in which he down played the threat of terrorist rockets that have been raining down on t...
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Funny story: Skybus Airlines dupes Toledo, OH residents

Skybus Airlines dupes Toledo, OH residents

Columbus, OH - Port Columbus International Airport offers only one all-season nonstop flight to an international destination, namely, to Toronto, Canada. And when it does offer seasonal nonstop flights to non-U.S. destinations, they are typically to...
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Funny story: British submarine collides with MH370

British submarine collides with MH370

HMS Tireless, a Trafalgar-class nuclear submarine, was recently despatched to the Indian ocean to help in the search for the lost Malaysian aircraft, MH370. The Royal Navy has a proud history of 'finding' submerged objects such as other submarines an...
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Funny story: CNN, Pat Robertson: God Stole Malaysia Flight

CNN, Pat Robertson: God Stole Malaysia Flight

CNN anchor Don Lemon and Decoded host Brad Meltzer discussed the possibility that God about the idea yesterday afternoon that God stole a Boeing 777. "Something "beyond our understanding" happened to Malaysia Airlines flight MH 370, that "somethin...
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Funny story: World's Sexiest Airline Stewardesses Award Mile High Club Vouchers to Contest Winners

World's Sexiest Airline Stewardesses Award Mile High Club Vouchers to Contest Winners

New Airline Operator Spanish Fly is to give Mile High Club Vouchers for free Oysters and Champagne during flights. C.E.O. Antonio Bandaid said today. "We called the airline Spanish Fly while under the influence of cocaine at the dentists." "...
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Funny story: Flying Thai

Flying Thai

BANGKOK, THAILAND - Thailand's Politically Correct (PC) Air has hired a bevy of beautiful flight attendants, but they're stewardesses with a "difference": they started life as men! Peter Chann, the airline's president, says he believes in "equal e...
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Funny story: Hugh Hefner Wants To Buy Colorado's Happy Joy Airlines AKA Pot Planes Airways

Hugh Hefner Wants To Buy Colorado's Happy Joy Airlines AKA Pot Planes Airways

HOLLYWOOD - Billionaire mogul Hugh Hefner, who made his money off of gorgeously sexy naked women, has just informed the news media that he wants to buy an airline. Hefner, stated "Not just any airline mind you. I want to buy the Aspen-based Happy...
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Funny story: Happy Joy Airlines Launches Its Inagural Flight From Los Angeles Into Aspen, Colorado

Happy Joy Airlines Launches Its Inagural Flight From Los Angeles Into Aspen, Colorado

LOS ANGELES - A spokesperson for Happy Joy Airlines is thrilled to announce that the airline has just initiated its first direct flight from Los Angeles into Aspen, Colorado AKA Cannabis City. Airline Spokeswoman Rhiannon Dibbledew, 29, told the n...
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Funny story: Zeppelins, Flying Lawn Chairs, Blimps as "Air Disney Park" to Open in Arizona

Zeppelins, Flying Lawn Chairs, Blimps as "Air Disney Park" to Open in Arizona

A new park between Nagales and Tuscon, Arizona will open during the summer of 2014 says a Disney World executive and is expected to rival the other Disney Parks everywhere. "It's not just lawn chairs with helium balloons and beebee guns, there wil...
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Funny story: Airline to start charging for use of term "Friendly Skies"

Airline to start charging for use of term "Friendly Skies"

Word has leaked about the real reason behind United Airlines' new advertising campaign featuring its classic "Fly the Friendly Skies" slogan-a steady cash flow. Not only will the slogan be used to lure passengers and prospective customers into t...
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Funny story: Spasmodic Erection

Spasmodic Erection

Dream or no dream, it just don't matter. Me walking in the fields. Time, unknown. No sunshine; no shades. No thunder; no rain. But water in the streams rapidly rising and flooding the fields. Turn around to examine other places. Fields are all covered with flood water rapidly approaching. Seems earth's throwing up all its belly water. Sure I get pretty scary. See a white crag like Gibraltar before...
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Funny story: FAA To Allow Smoking On All Hijacked Flights

FAA To Allow Smoking On All Hijacked Flights

WASHINGTON, D.C.-The Federal Aviation Administration announced this afternoon that passengers aboard all hijacked commercial airlines would be allowed to smoke during those flights. "We realize that nothing calms down a smoker, like lighting one up,"...
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Funny story: Flyanair plan to tax souls

Flyanair plan to tax souls

Flyanair are scratching around, wondering what to tax next. Some brainbox in their monolith Dublin bunker, has come up with the bright idea that all souls travelling on the said airline, will be taxed for being alive. There are discussions whethe...
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Funny story: The U.S. Government Votes To Designate Zombies As Illegal Aliens

The U.S. Government Votes To Designate Zombies As Illegal Aliens

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The immigration issue has been receiving quite a bit of attention lately. At first the Red State senators felt that all illegal aliens from Mexico, Central America, and South America would be sent back to their respective home t...
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Funny story: It doesn't pay to be fat anymore

It doesn't pay to be fat anymore

Samoan News - A tiny, enterprising, Samoa airline is being accused of price gouging for selling seats by the kilogram. Ninety percent of Samoans weight between 600 pounds and 900 pounds. Samoa Air plans to price its flights based on the weight o...
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Funny story: Trans Samoan Airways To Charge Passengers By The Pound

Trans Samoan Airways To Charge Passengers By The Pound

SAN FRANCISCO - Word filtering out of Apia, Samoa is that the nation's airline Trans Samoan Airways has just implemented a new ticket pricing system. Uplulino "Timmy" Gabanua spokesman for the airline stated that after an eight month study the air...
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Funny story: Rionnaires' disease deaths may soar

Rionnaires' disease deaths may soar

Further deaths from an outbreak of Rionnaires' disease are highly likely, doctors warned yesterday. The recent outbreak is centred on Heathrow, and the number of confirmed cases rose to 157 (although some have been lost). And there are still thous...
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