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Funny story: Plane Takes Off, Then Lands. TSA in Hot Water.

Plane Takes Off, Then Lands. TSA in Hot Water.

Due to a glitch in the TSA's Delay Performance System, Trans American Flight 209 left the gate on time, took off, and landed at its intended destination on time. "We are looking into this situation. We take delay tactics very seriously, and if ou...
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Funny story: Discount airliner Ghost Airlines reaping huge profits from anti-perk services

Discount airliner Ghost Airlines reaping huge profits from anti-perk services

Coral Springs, FL - People are always looking for ways to set themselves apart from the crowd. Who the hell would have thought that putting sugar back into formerly sugar-sweetened beverages would be so popular? Well they are and some experts say...
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Funny story: Woman tries to get fellow passengers removed for speaking Arabic on Middle East flight

Woman tries to get fellow passengers removed for speaking Arabic on Middle East flight

Abu Dhabi, UAE - An American woman aboard Etihad flight 311 caused a security incident on Monday when she asked crew members to remove most of the other passengers. According to sources, the unnamed passenger became nervous when she heard other pa...
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Funny story: SouthWest Airline's New "Pass The Bottle" Policy

SouthWest Airline's New "Pass The Bottle" Policy

Phoenix, AZ - Gas prices are on the rise once again, and once again this means that our nation's airlines are busy coming up with sneaky new tactics to gouge a few more dollars out of the old bottom line. This week, SouthWest Airlines announced it's...
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Funny story: Kim Jong un "Glad About" D.L.T. Verdict

Kim Jong un "Glad About" D.L.T. Verdict

Kim Jong un announced today that his advisers have informed him that D.L.T baps are off the menu on international flights after a trial period. The tasting committee's verdict was announced this morning. The fattening sandwiches (Dutch cheese, let...
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Funny story: Seat Recline Fight Diverts Another Flight - Forces One Airline Into Allowing Only Amputees to Fly

Seat Recline Fight Diverts Another Flight - Forces One Airline Into Allowing Only Amputees to Fly

After yet another US flight was diverted; due to an argument about reclining seats and legroom one airline says enough is enough and has taken the unusual step of ONLY transporting passengers without legs. In the third serious airline legroom inci...
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Funny story: Elderly blind man prevents aircraft hijacking

Elderly blind man prevents aircraft hijacking

There have been numerous reports of aircraft disasters in recent weeks. Some of the aircraft went down in freak accidents while others were taken down by antiaircraft missiles shot by terrorists on the ground. Yesterday, in an unintended heroic act o...
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Funny story: Bloomberg packed a parachute on his Tel Aviv flight

Bloomberg packed a parachute on his Tel Aviv flight

New York - Former mayor Michael Bloomberg personally demonstrated the safety of flying commercial jets to Tel Aviv recently, with a well executed publicity stunt in which he down played the threat of terrorist rockets that have been raining down on t...
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Funny story: Skybus Airlines dupes Toledo, OH residents

Skybus Airlines dupes Toledo, OH residents

Columbus, OH - Port Columbus International Airport offers only one all-season nonstop flight to an international destination, namely, to Toronto, Canada. And when it does offer seasonal nonstop flights to non-U.S. destinations, they are typically to...
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Funny story: British submarine collides with MH370

British submarine collides with MH370

HMS Tireless, a Trafalgar-class nuclear submarine, was recently despatched to the Indian ocean to help in the search for the lost Malaysian aircraft, MH370. The Royal Navy has a proud history of 'finding' submerged objects such as other submarines an...
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Funny story: CNN, Pat Robertson: God Stole Malaysia Flight

CNN, Pat Robertson: God Stole Malaysia Flight

CNN anchor Don Lemon and Decoded host Brad Meltzer discussed the possibility that God about the idea yesterday afternoon that God stole a Boeing 777. "Something "beyond our understanding" happened to Malaysia Airlines flight MH 370, that "somethin...
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Funny story: World's Sexiest Airline Stewardesses Award Mile High Club Vouchers to Contest Winners

World's Sexiest Airline Stewardesses Award Mile High Club Vouchers to Contest Winners

New Airline Operator Spanish Fly is to give Mile High Club Vouchers for free Oysters and Champagne during flights. C.E.O. Antonio Bandaid said today. "We called the airline Spanish Fly while under the influence of cocaine at the dentists." "...
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Funny story: Flying Thai

Flying Thai

BANGKOK, THAILAND - Thailand's Politically Correct (PC) Air has hired a bevy of beautiful flight attendants, but they're stewardesses with a "difference": they started life as men! Peter Chann, the airline's president, says he believes in "equal e...
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Funny story: Hugh Hefner Wants To Buy Colorado's Happy Joy Airlines AKA Pot Planes Airways

Hugh Hefner Wants To Buy Colorado's Happy Joy Airlines AKA Pot Planes Airways

HOLLYWOOD - Billionaire mogul Hugh Hefner, who made his money off of gorgeously sexy naked women, has just informed the news media that he wants to buy an airline. Hefner, stated "Not just any airline mind you. I want to buy the Aspen-based Happy...
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Funny story: Happy Joy Airlines Launches Its Inagural Flight From Los Angeles Into Aspen, Colorado

Happy Joy Airlines Launches Its Inagural Flight From Los Angeles Into Aspen, Colorado

LOS ANGELES - A spokesperson for Happy Joy Airlines is thrilled to announce that the airline has just initiated its first direct flight from Los Angeles into Aspen, Colorado AKA Cannabis City. Airline Spokeswoman Rhiannon Dibbledew, 29, told the n...
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Funny story: Zeppelins, Flying Lawn Chairs, Blimps as "Air Disney Park" to Open in Arizona

Zeppelins, Flying Lawn Chairs, Blimps as "Air Disney Park" to Open in Arizona

A new park between Nagales and Tuscon, Arizona will open during the summer of 2014 says a Disney World executive and is expected to rival the other Disney Parks everywhere. "It's not just lawn chairs with helium balloons and beebee guns, there wil...
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Funny story: Airline to start charging for use of term "Friendly Skies"

Airline to start charging for use of term "Friendly Skies"

Word has leaked about the real reason behind United Airlines' new advertising campaign featuring its classic "Fly the Friendly Skies" slogan-a steady cash flow. Not only will the slogan be used to lure passengers and prospective customers into t...
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Funny story: Spasmodic Erection

Spasmodic Erection

Dream or no dream, it just don't matter. Me walking in the fields. Time, unknown. No sunshine; no shades. No thunder; no rain. But water in the streams rapidly rising and flooding the fields. Turn around to examine other places. Fields are all covered with flood water rapidly approaching. Seems earth's throwing up all its belly water. Sure I get pretty scary. See a white crag like Gibraltar before...
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