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Funny story: Cleaner spills coffee on keyboard, grounding every aircraft in U.K.

Cleaner spills coffee on keyboard, grounding every aircraft in U.K.

A cleaner, Ivan Kuppakoffikov brought the U.K's aircraft to a 48 hour halt yesterday. During a shift change at the centralised air traffic control portacabbin, Ivan dropped has coffee on the keyboard of Mustapha Tinkle, Chief controller. Planes w...
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Funny story: US Government Might Turn Over Air Traffic Control to Bird Watchers

US Government Might Turn Over Air Traffic Control to Bird Watchers

If the mandatory budget cuts known as sequestration go into effect in a few days, the Federal Aviation Administration says it will have no choice but to turn over air traffic control services to bird watchers. "I think it'll work out great," sai...
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Funny story: Shower-singing broadcast by air traffic controller

Shower-singing broadcast by air traffic controller

Oklahoma City - Dr. Vonblight flew into FAA training headquarters from Pomona to address a public relations debacle today. He explained that several aircraft pilots, including one military, under the control of 'controller x' heard 'controller x' si...
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Funny story: U.S To Change Air Traffic Control Rules

U.S To Change Air Traffic Control Rules

In the wake of reports that air traffic controllers at Miami and Washington airports fell asleep while on duty, the U.s authorities are to issue stricter guidelines within the next few days. The Federal Aviation Administration are conscious of the...
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Funny story: VP Biden Nods Off During Hearing Concerning Air Traffic Controllers Sleeping on Job!

VP Biden Nods Off During Hearing Concerning Air Traffic Controllers Sleeping on Job!

Vice President Joe Biden, often accused of being asleep at the switch himself , said there was no excuse for the recent spate of potentially dangerous incidents of Airport Controllers leaving their panels for a snooze or a quickie and blamed Ronald R...
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Funny story: FAA to publish Air Traffic Controllers cell phone numbers

FAA to publish Air Traffic Controllers cell phone numbers

Atlantic City, N.J. - Officials at FAATECH (a.k.a. NAFEC, a.k.a. Atlantic City Airport a.k.a The Rascal Lounge) have solved the somnolence issues with a rash stroke. Dr. Vonblight, public relations for the FAA, addressed a small group of reporters fr...
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Funny story: UK's Air Traffic Control "To be moved to an ex-bricklayer's back bedroom"

UK's Air Traffic Control "To be moved to an ex-bricklayer's back bedroom"

UK's Air Traffic Control system "NATS" is to be moved in its entirety to a back bedroom of a former bricklayer. The offices will be moved from it's current base in Southampton to Derek O'Reilly's bedroom on the Isle of Mull. In his weekly brief...
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Funny story: Obama Moves to Waken Air Traffic Controllers

Obama Moves to Waken Air Traffic Controllers

The Obama administration has moved decisively to prevent another air trafic controller castrophe. Wednesday night 3/23/2011, at Reagan international airport, pilots were forced to land their planes 'blind'. The lone air traffic controller on duty...
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