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The Air Force Academy Says Cadets Caught With Marijuana Will Have To Wear A Red "M" On Their Forehead

Funny story: The Air Force Academy Says Cadets Caught With Marijuana Will Have To Wear A Red "M" On Their Forehead

COLORADO SPRINGS - The administrative board of The United States Air Force Academy has stated that even though the purchase and use of marijuana is legal in the state that does not apply to the Air Force Academy campus. A spokesperson for the coll...

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A Mysterious Unmanned Drone Crashes In Arizona

Funny story: A Mysterious Unmanned Drone Crashes In Arizona

YUMA, Arizona - The U.S. Department of The Air Force is investigating a recent crash in Arizona. Lt. Tinker F. Magpalino, a spokesperson for Orville and Wilbur Wright Air Force Base in Yuma, stated that his agency received half a dozen reports of...

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Massive air raid scheduled for Maricopa County Arizona early Sunday

Funny story: Massive air raid scheduled for Maricopa County Arizona early Sunday

Arizona - Sunday UPDATE - According to local reports in Mesa, AZ, the toxins were administered via truck early Sunday morning. In addition to the stray cats and mosquitoes that were killed, the occasional unaware pedestrian was sprayed. Of cour...

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President Obama Designates King Georges Landfill as National Cemetery

Washington -- President Obama announced today that he was designating the King Georges Landfill in Virginia as a National Cemetery to honor the remains of veterans already dumped at the landfill by the U.S. Military. The new National Cemetery will b...

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U.S Soldier Receives $1.3 million of "Support" From Ribbon Sales

Funny story: U.S Soldier Receives $1.3 million of "Support" From Ribbon Sales

(November 11, 2010 -- Houston, TX)… A compelling story of patriotism warmed the nations heart this Veteran's Day as Lt. Bob McGuffie received a remarkable amount of "support" in the form of $1.3 million. McGuffie, who's a true American Hero despite...

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USAF Decommissions "Air Pelosi" After Botax Bimbo Loses "Lady in Waiting" Status!

Funny story: USAF Decommissions "Air Pelosi" After Botax Bimbo Loses "Lady in Waiting" Status!

Despite a two month delay before the NEW Republican Congress will be installed, a relieved Air Force Command began to dismantle FORMER House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's private jet and restore it to functionality. Having spent over $2m of taxpayer mone...

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It's Obama's Air Force Now

Funny story: It's Obama's Air Force Now

With long faces the Generals started to march out of President Ego's Office (ergo, President Obama's Office). The fix was in - for every 100 troops the President sends to meet General McChrystal's request for a 40,000 troop insertion into Afghan...

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Latvia decides to replace airforce with paper planes

Funny story: Latvia decides to replace airforce with paper planes

The Federal Government of Latvia has announced it will replace its ageing air force fleet with 40 000 paper aeroplanes purchased from China. The Latvian Defence Minister announced this decision to astonished media at a press conference in the cap...

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US Air Force implements "Smart Card Logon" for aircraft, missiles

Funny story: US Air Force implements "Smart Card Logon" for aircraft, missiles

All U.S. Air Force pilots will soon be required to use Common Access Cards, or "smart cards," to log on to aircraft and missiles. USAF is moving away from unsecure access in an effort to thwart saboteurs and terrorists from putting critica...

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Air Force contract goes to Pakistan

Funny story: Air Force contract goes to Pakistan

Last branch of service to be outsourced...

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Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned

Kim told Cosby he would have to get in line behind Robert Mueller, Suge Knight, and Jared Folger.
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