CHARLESTON, West Virginia (ABSNN) - Jeremy Dys of The Family Policy Council told state legislators Friday that West Virginia's anti-bullying policy in its 55 county school districts "is unfair to evangelical students."
"We have been forced by an u...
A scientist presented Back and to the Left news with a startling ultimatum today. He said:
"Exotic pets should be banned because they are contributing to the rise in exotic diseases in our country."
He was wearing glasses so we knew instantly he was serious. He took them off and cleaned them with his faded "Skid Row" shirt. We sat in silence for a good twenty minute before we remembered this...
Today at a Rainbow Society fundraiser, participants were shocked and disgusted at the behavior of several little people calling themselves leprechauns.
Event organizers stated that the event was to raise awareness of AIDS and HIV within the gay /...
For ten years now Flowing Tempest have toured the world and everywhere else. We at Back and to the Left music news caught up with the lead singer Alex Hall.
So Alex long time no see in England what you been up to?
Shit have we started?
Yes, so how's things been going?
When did we start? You haven't recorded me shouting at the Polish guy have you?
No
Good because it would put me...
At a press conference celebrating the impact of pay per view viewing on football Sepp Blatter sensationally claimed today that there was no such thing as racism in football and he had no idea what the "dark skinned races" were complaining about.
A new, mystery illness that has been reported in the Northern Ugandan "cities" of Kitgum, Abim and Agago has killed at least 38 people, and scientists still don't know what it is.
"Preliminary tests had ruled out ebola, typhoid and several other d...
Just days after the discovery that embryonic stem-cell transplants can cure both AIDS and leukemia, the cancer research foundation Susan G. Komen has announced that the first "Abort For The Cure" walk in Manhattan will occur in February.
Stem cell...
Scientists who have been working for decades to cure the plague of the 20th century -AIDS, secondary to HIV infection- have finally found a way to cure it:
A blood transfusion.
"In retrospect, that probably should have been the first thing we t...
The political future of the Justice minister Jonathan Jangledolly was in the balance last night after he provoked fury by hiring private detectives to spy on a disease that started in Africa and then made its way around the world, he is also annoying...
Nadja Benaissa, the singer with German girl band No Angels, has told a court that she had unprotected sex with several partners without warning them she was HIV-positive "to protect the best interests of the band".
Benaissa, 28, was speaking at th...
Scientists say they have come up with a vaginal gel that will prevent aids and even pregnancy 100%.
"If people will use this gel, it is a big breakthrough", Doctor Alicia Huckaby. "It works in all our tests but it does have a few drawbacks."
Fi...
WARNING: This article contains intelligent design and even some history. It may be offensive to men of European descent, sloppy scientists, residents of ivory towers and members of PETA.
In a stunning revelation the film crew of the barely popu...
A recent medical report released by a part time biologist, medical journal writer, and full time vegetarian claims the regular use of bananas can halt the spread of Aids!
Still not tested by the FDA, the report states that a special ingredient in...
Public health authorities around the world are warning the public not to use 'hand sanitizer' lotions which advertise protection from illness.
'It's bad enough that hand sanitizers offer people a false sense of security', said Bertram Beecham of t...
WASHINGTON DC - President Obama on Friday announced the end of a 22-year ban on travel to the United States by dead people, fulfilling a promise he made to necrophilia advocates and acting to eliminate a restriction he said was "rooted in fear rather...
Author's Note - The actual advice columnist who gave such advice was not "Miss Terry". For liability reasons, her name is changed to that. If one was aware of the actual name, the article would be funnier. - Dean West
Washington, D.C. - Recently...
NEW YORK - A new AIDS vaccine study shows promising results. Even though the new vaccine does not prevent a person from getting aids, or cure a person with aids, it can help to prevent the spread of the disease.
It works by amplification of the d...
San Francisco, Ca. / Rolling Stone - Just when medical authorities thought they had the AIDS epidemic under control in this liberal bastion of vegetarian recyclers and 40 something confused virgin dogmatic loners, the social disease has reared it'...