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Man caught HGV from a truck stop toilet

Funny story: Man caught HGV from a truck stop toilet

For many it is a disease that still carries a stigma. We can all remember television adverts from the 1980s reminding us about the dangers of HGV, to keep safe while trucking, and to always use a convoy. Geoff Stop, 37, is a trucker who now suffer...

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Pope & Iran Supreme Leader Meet, Agree On Birth Control

Funny story: Pope & Iran Supreme Leader Meet, Agree On Birth Control

Just as Pope Francis landed on Iranian soil as part of his Middle East Tour, Iran has scrapped its birth control program, He was greeted at the tarmac by Anatollah Ali Khamenei, Supreme Leader, whom the Pontiff immediately congratulated on closin...

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A&E Announces New Show - "God And Aids"

Funny story: A&E Announces New Show - "God And Aids"

A&E has made a decision to lift Phil Robertson's "Duck Dynasty" suspension. He will not miss one episode of the controversial program. Robertson got into hot water for praising Jim Crow Laws and comparing gay people to terrorists. He also com...

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Man Reflects on Sad Loss Of Mother

Funny story: Man Reflects on Sad Loss Of Mother

As New Years Eve approaches and we fondly wave farewell to 2012 and welcome, with open arms and a sigh of trepidation, 2013, many people will be reflecting on the loved ones they lost in the last 12 months. "It is a time for reflection" said grief...

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WV anti-bullying law unfair to Evangelical, straight kids says pastor

Funny story: WV anti-bullying law unfair to Evangelical, straight kids says pastor

CHARLESTON, West Virginia (ABSNN) - Jeremy Dys of The Family Policy Council told state legislators Friday that West Virginia's anti-bullying policy in its 55 county school districts "is unfair to evangelical students." "We have been forced by an u...

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According to science: Giraffes = AIDS

A scientist presented Back and to the Left news with a startling ultimatum today. He said: "Exotic pets should be banned because they are contributing to the rise in exotic diseases in our country." He was wearing glasses so we knew instantly he was serious. He took them off and cleaned them with his faded "Skid Row" shirt. We sat in silence for a good twenty minute before we remembered this...

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Rainbow Society Event Raided by Leprechauns

Funny story: Rainbow Society Event Raided by Leprechauns

Today at a Rainbow Society fundraiser, participants were shocked and disgusted at the behavior of several little people calling themselves leprechauns. Event organizers stated that the event was to raise awareness of AIDS and HIV within the gay /...

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Flowing Fucking Tempest!

For ten years now Flowing Tempest have toured the world and everywhere else. We at Back and to the Left music news caught up with the lead singer Alex Hall. So Alex long time no see in England what you been up to? Shit have we started? Yes, so how's things been going? When did we start? You haven't recorded me shouting at the Polish guy have you? No Good because it would put me...

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Racism? Football? You're Having a Laugh!

At a press conference celebrating the impact of pay per view viewing on football Sepp Blatter sensationally claimed today that there was no such thing as racism in football and he had no idea what the "dark skinned races" were complaining about.

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Uganda Creates Extra-Strength AIDS

Funny story: Uganda Creates Extra-Strength AIDS

A new, mystery illness that has been reported in the Northern Ugandan "cities" of Kitgum, Abim and Agago has killed at least 38 people, and scientists still don't know what it is. "Preliminary tests had ruled out ebola, typhoid and several other d...

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Susan G. Komen Announces First 'Abort For The Cure' Rally For AIDS-Curing Stem-Cells.

Funny story: Susan G. Komen Announces First 'Abort For The Cure' Rally For AIDS-Curing Stem-Cells.

Just days after the discovery that embryonic stem-cell transplants can cure both AIDS and leukemia, the cancer research foundation Susan G. Komen has announced that the first "Abort For The Cure" walk in Manhattan will occur in February. Stem cell...

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Transfusion Cures AIDS, And No One Thought To Try It In 28 Years.

Funny story: Transfusion Cures AIDS, And No One Thought To Try It In 28 Years.

Scientists who have been working for decades to cure the plague of the 20th century -AIDS, secondary to HIV infection- have finally found a way to cure it: A blood transfusion. "In retrospect, that probably should have been the first thing we t...

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Justice Minister Jonathan Danglejolly hired detectives to spy on aids

Funny story: Justice Minister Jonathan Danglejolly hired detectives to spy on aids

The political future of the Justice minister Jonathan Jangledolly was in the balance last night after he provoked fury by hiring private detectives to spy on a disease that started in Africa and then made its way around the world, he is also annoying...

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No Angels HIV Singer Nadja Benaissa Kept 'Schtum' Because - She Claims - She "Had Band's Best Interests At Heart"

Funny story: No Angels HIV Singer Nadja Benaissa Kept 'Schtum' Because - She Claims - She "Had Band's Best Interests At Heart"

Nadja Benaissa, the singer with German girl band No Angels, has told a court that she had unprotected sex with several partners without warning them she was HIV-positive "to protect the best interests of the band". Benaissa, 28, was speaking at th...

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New Vaginal Gel Prevents Aids, Pregnancy!

Funny story: New Vaginal Gel Prevents Aids, Pregnancy!

Scientists say they have come up with a vaginal gel that will prevent aids and even pregnancy 100%. "If people will use this gel, it is a big breakthrough", Doctor Alicia Huckaby. "It works in all our tests but it does have a few drawbacks." Fi...

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Cash in the Attic finds Origin of A.I.D.S. At Royal Society of London

Funny story: Cash in the Attic finds Origin of A.I.D.S. At Royal Society of London

WARNING: This article contains intelligent design and even some history. It may be offensive to men of European descent, sloppy scientists, residents of ivory towers and members of PETA. In a stunning revelation the film crew of the barely popu...

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San Francisco Vegetarian & Humanitarian Claims Bananas Can Stop the Spread of Aids!

Funny story: San Francisco Vegetarian & Humanitarian Claims Bananas Can Stop the Spread of Aids!

A recent medical report released by a part time biologist, medical journal writer, and full time vegetarian claims the regular use of bananas can halt the spread of Aids! Still not tested by the FDA, the report states that a special ingredient in...

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Hand sanitizers spread flu, typhus, HIV: health officials horrified

Funny story: Hand sanitizers spread flu, typhus, HIV: health officials horrified

Public health authorities around the world are warning the public not to use 'hand sanitizer' lotions which advertise protection from illness. 'It's bad enough that hand sanitizers offer people a false sense of security', said Bertram Beecham of t...

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