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Elephant Stampede Leaves None Dead

Funny story: Elephant Stampede Leaves None Dead

A stampede involving up to 100 elephants in the Angolan city of Luanda created widespread panic yesterday, with the animals careering through busy shopping streets packed with bargain hunters looking for that 'little something special' in their lunch...

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Sweet revenge for lions; I bet his name wasn't Daniel God said?

Funny story: Sweet revenge for lions; I bet his name wasn't Daniel God said?

Now in our cynical world of satirical spoofing this story is a gem, and to be honest, I do not give a shit about the idiot who has more than lightly slaughtered elephants for their tusks, rhinos for their horns, and smuggled baby monkeys out of Afric...

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Head-On-A-Stick

Dahomey, Africa 1842 - In a small village near Africa's west coast heads-on-a-stick were near epidemic. The first one appeared stuck dead center in the communal fire pit. Suspecting spiritual interference the tribe squabbled over whether this intrusi...

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Local charity hero comes to aid of Nigerian prince

Funny story: Local charity hero comes to aid of Nigerian prince

WORCESTER - A local teenager is being celebrated as a charity hero after he came to the financial aid of a Nigerian prince. Thomas McArthur, 14, of Saint Dunstan's Crescent, received an email from the prince Tuesday night from the unsuspicious em...

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Procol Harum Pledges Allegiance to ISIS

Funny story: Procol Harum Pledges Allegiance to ISIS

Top terrorist chart-toppers, so-called Islamic State (ISIS) have been skipping the light fandango and turning cartwheels across the floor at the news that 1960s prog rock band Procol Harum has pledged allegiance to them. In England the news has be...

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The US Department of Weather Claims That The Yellowstone Volcano and The Volcanoes In California Could Trigger Earthquakes As Far Away As Africa

Funny story: The US Department of Weather Claims That The Yellowstone Volcano and The Volcanoes In California Could Trigger Earthquakes As Far Away As Africa

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Weather has just announced that between Global Warming and Mother Nature the world could be in for some catastrophic weather calamities. They have stressed that the underground volcano that lies b...

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Vladimir Putin Threatens All of The Little Nations That Are Siding With The Ukraine

Funny story: Vladimir Putin Threatens All of The Little Nations That Are Siding With The Ukraine

MOSCOW - President Putin has stated that he is getting pretty tired of hearing about all of these third world countries who say that Russia better leave the Ukraine alone. Putin informed the national news agency Vodkavich that his Director of Comp...

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African Country Offers To Trade Missile Parts To North Korea For Rice

Funny story: African Country Offers To Trade Missile Parts To North Korea For Rice

NIPPYTOWN, Kamgooganda - The African country of Kamgooganda like its neighbors Dutch West Wakaboonka and Upper Shambutu has been hit with an astounding drought this past year. A government spokesperson Sim Kimbo Kon stated that the drought has jus...

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A Man and Woman Become The First Biracial Couple To Marry In The African Country of Lower Zamgola

Funny story: A Man and Woman Become The First Biracial Couple To Marry In The African Country of Lower Zamgola

HIPPOVILLE, Lower Zamgola - The Hippoville Department of Marriage Licenses has just informed the African news media that a black man and a white woman will become the first biracial couple to ever get married in the African country of Lower Zamgola.

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Congress In Debate About How to Recycle NASA

Funny story: Congress In Debate About How to Recycle NASA

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A hot topic of debate on Capital Hill is how to recycle NASA. "What the heck is NASA for?" Joe Citizen is asking. No longer a viable institution, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration has been the agency of the Uni...

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President Obama Says That There's A Country In Africa Who Said They'll Gladly Take Justin Bieber Off His Hands

Funny story: President Obama Says That There's A Country In Africa Who Said They'll Gladly Take Justin Bieber Off His Hands

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has just received word from the African country of Upper Shambutu that they will be more than glad to have Jutin Bieber sent to their country. A representative of Upper Shambutu speaking in the capital city of Sh...

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Miley Cyrus Confesses She Admires Dennis Rodman

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Confesses She Admires Dennis Rodman

NEW YORK CITY - Miley Cyrus has said that if you thought that her antics in 2013 were really pushing the envelope wait until you see what she has up her sleeves for 2014. The self-proclaimed Twerking Princess of America told Regis Philbin on The V...

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Canada Sells 12 Polar Bears To Kenya

Funny story: Canada Sells 12 Polar Bears To Kenya

OTTAWA, Canada - The Canadian government has just stated that they have sold a dozen polar bears to the African country of Kenya. Kenya which is a warm country with year round temperatures in the 90s commented that the polar bears will all be hous...

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Germany Will Be Sending The Cannibal Cop To Lower Zamgola, Africa

Funny story: Germany Will Be Sending The Cannibal Cop To Lower Zamgola, Africa

DRESDEN, Germany - Local authorities in the German town of Dresden are reporting that there is so much hatred and animosity towards 55-Year-Old German cannibal police officer Detley G. that they are having to take him out of the city. An official...

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Embattled Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Receives A Fantastic Offer From Africa

Funny story: Embattled Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Receives A Fantastic Offer From Africa

NEW YORK CITY - The Right Coast Revue is reporting that crack-smoking, alcohol drinking Toronto Mayor Rob Ford has just received a wonderfully heartwarming letter from Lower Zamgola. The RCR states that a spokesperson for the tiny African country...

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Chris Matthews: The Unauthorized Biography

To show that he believed in "giving back" even before he had anything to give back, MSNBC's Chris Matthews went to Africa as a recent college graduate to serve on the Peace Corps. Then, to avoid work, he got on the public dole immediately upon his return stateside, working as an aide in the U. S. Senate. Because he had a way with words, if not with women, Matthews became a speechwriter, scripting...

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The Best Letter from Mom Contest

Boston, MA - The Boston Tribune's randomly chosen entry into The Best Letter from Mom While You Were at Camp Contest appears below. This week's entry was submitted by Debbie Jones of Dover, MA. Dear Debbie, Dad and I (and the admin that I suspect is Dad's new mistress) are so happy to hear that your summer "job" at the Big Game Reserve in South Africa is going well (especially since Dad and...

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From Timbuktu to Transylvania to Neverland

Funny story: From Timbuktu to Transylvania to Neverland

After the recent deployment of troops into Mali to counter Islamist rebels it has revealed a somewhat questionable grasp of geography and, more worryingly, reality among the general public. The Average Joe on the street and even Excellent John fo...

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