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Funny story: The US Department of Weather Claims That The Yellowstone Volcano and The Volcanoes In California Could Trigger Earthquakes As Far Away As Africa

The US Department of Weather Claims That The Yellowstone Volcano and The Volcanoes In California Could Trigger Earthquakes As Far Away As Africa

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Weather has just announced that between Global Warming and Mother Nature the world could be in for some catastrophic weather calamities. They have stressed that the underground volcano that lies b...
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Funny story: Vladimir Putin Threatens All of The Little Nations That Are Siding With The Ukraine

Vladimir Putin Threatens All of The Little Nations That Are Siding With The Ukraine

MOSCOW - President Putin has stated that he is getting pretty tired of hearing about all of these third world countries who say that Russia better leave the Ukraine alone. Putin informed the national news agency Vodkavich that his Director of Comp...
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Funny story: African Country Offers To Trade Missile Parts To North Korea For Rice

African Country Offers To Trade Missile Parts To North Korea For Rice

NIPPYTOWN, Kamgooganda - The African country of Kamgooganda like its neighbors Dutch West Wakaboonka and Upper Shambutu has been hit with an astounding drought this past year. A government spokesperson Sim Kimbo Kon stated that the drought has jus...
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Funny story: A Man and Woman Become The First Biracial Couple To Marry In The African Country of Lower Zamgola

A Man and Woman Become The First Biracial Couple To Marry In The African Country of Lower Zamgola

HIPPOVILLE, Lower Zamgola - The Hippoville Department of Marriage Licenses has just informed the African news media that a black man and a white woman will become the first biracial couple to ever get married in the African country of Lower Zamgola.
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Funny story: Congress In Debate About How to Recycle NASA

Congress In Debate About How to Recycle NASA

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A hot topic of debate on Capital Hill is how to recycle NASA. "What the heck is NASA for?" Joe Citizen is asking. No longer a viable institution, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration has been the agency of the Uni...
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Funny story: President Obama Says That There's A Country In Africa Who Said They'll Gladly Take Justin Bieber Off His Hands

President Obama Says That There's A Country In Africa Who Said They'll Gladly Take Justin Bieber Off His Hands

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has just received word from the African country of Upper Shambutu that they will be more than glad to have Jutin Bieber sent to their country. A representative of Upper Shambutu speaking in the capital city of Sh...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Confesses She Admires Dennis Rodman

Miley Cyrus Confesses She Admires Dennis Rodman

NEW YORK CITY - Miley Cyrus has said that if you thought that her antics in 2013 were really pushing the envelope wait until you see what she has up her sleeves for 2014. The self-proclaimed Twerking Princess of America told Regis Philbin on The V...
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Funny story: Canada Sells 12 Polar Bears To Kenya

Canada Sells 12 Polar Bears To Kenya

OTTAWA, Canada - The Canadian government has just stated that they have sold a dozen polar bears to the African country of Kenya. Kenya which is a warm country with year round temperatures in the 90s commented that the polar bears will all be hous...
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Funny story: Germany Will Be Sending The Cannibal Cop To Lower Zamgola, Africa

Germany Will Be Sending The Cannibal Cop To Lower Zamgola, Africa

DRESDEN, Germany - Local authorities in the German town of Dresden are reporting that there is so much hatred and animosity towards 55-Year-Old German cannibal police officer Detley G. that they are having to take him out of the city. An official...
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Funny story: Embattled Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Receives A Fantastic Offer From Africa

Embattled Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Receives A Fantastic Offer From Africa

NEW YORK CITY - The Right Coast Revue is reporting that crack-smoking, alcohol drinking Toronto Mayor Rob Ford has just received a wonderfully heartwarming letter from Lower Zamgola. The RCR states that a spokesperson for the tiny African country...
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Funny story: Chris Matthews: The Unauthorized Biography

Chris Matthews: The Unauthorized Biography

To show that he believed in "giving back" even before he had anything to give back, MSNBC's Chris Matthews went to Africa as a recent college graduate to serve on the Peace Corps. Then, to avoid work, he got on the public dole immediately upon his return stateside, working as an aide in the U. S. Senate. Because he had a way with words, if not with women, Matthews became a speechwriter, scripting...
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Funny story: The Best Letter from Mom Contest

The Best Letter from Mom Contest

Boston, MA - The Boston Tribune's randomly chosen entry into The Best Letter from Mom While You Were at Camp Contest appears below. This week's entry was submitted by Debbie Jones of Dover, MA. Dear Debbie, Dad and I (and the admin that I suspect is Dad's new mistress) are so happy to hear that your summer "job" at the Big Game Reserve in South Africa is going well (especially since Dad and...
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Funny story: UK to increase aid to Africa

UK to increase aid to Africa

The UK government has announced that despite budget cuts at home, aid to Africa will be increased over the next few years. The announcement has been welcomed by charities and African dictators, who are looking forward to spending the cash bonanza.
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Funny story: From Timbuktu to Transylvania to Neverland

From Timbuktu to Transylvania to Neverland

After the recent deployment of troops into Mali to counter Islamist rebels it has revealed a somewhat questionable grasp of geography and, more worryingly, reality among the general public. The Average Joe on the street and even Excellent John fo...
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Funny story: The Astounding African Bomb Elephant

The Astounding African Bomb Elephant

TARZANVILLE, Lower Zamgola - The African countries of Lower Zamgola and Buffaranda have been waring against each other since September of 2002. Geographic experts state that the friction between the two neighboring countries first started after a...
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Funny story: EU aid to Africa to be cut

EU aid to Africa to be cut

Owing to budget cuts, EU foreign aid to Africa is to be massively cut. Instead of pouring vast amounts of money directly into the pockets of corrupt dictatorships across the continent, the EU will focus on the much cheaper option of providing food ai...
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Funny story: Tales from the journal of seminal explorer Dr David Livingstone

Tales from the journal of seminal explorer Dr David Livingstone

Feb 23 1853 After a great journey through the jungle, we finally laid eyes on the most splendid water-fall I have ever seen. It stands over 100 yards high, and I have named it after our glorious Queen. We took a brisk lunch of crumpet and tinned marmalade, after which I ascended the great watery cliff face. How joyous it was to observe the view from such a height, and to feel the breeze from so...
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Funny story: Obama goes AWOL!

Obama goes AWOL!

It seems that President Obama has turned his back on American politics for ever because nobody knows where the hell he is! During the Democrats convention, the crowd were on the edge of their seats as Obama delivered his usual political rhetoric...
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Fire Brigade Called To Shopping Mall Bathroom As Hand Drier Pins Woman To Ceiling

A new generation of super-powerful hand driers were criticised yesterday after a woman was blown to the ceiling while drying her face. The Dison Mk.2 Tornado driers were being recalled yesterday.
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