After the recent deployment of troops into Mali to counter Islamist rebels it has revealed a somewhat questionable grasp of geography and, more worryingly, reality among the general public.
The Average Joe on the street and even Excellent John fo...
TARZANVILLE, Lower Zamgola - The African countries of Lower Zamgola and Buffaranda have been waring against each other since September of 2002.
Geographic experts state that the friction between the two neighboring countries first started after a...
Owing to budget cuts, EU foreign aid to Africa is to be massively cut. Instead of pouring vast amounts of money directly into the pockets of corrupt dictatorships across the continent, the EU will focus on the much cheaper option of providing food ai...
Feb 23 1853
After a great journey through the jungle, we finally laid eyes on the most splendid water-fall I have ever seen. It stands over 100 yards high, and I have named it after our glorious Queen.
We took a brisk lunch of crumpet and tinned marmalade, after which I ascended the great watery cliff face. How joyous it was to observe the view from such a height, and to feel the breeze from so...
It seems that President Obama has turned his back on American politics for ever because nobody knows where the hell he is!
During the Democrats convention, the crowd were on the edge of their seats as Obama delivered his usual political rhetoric...
TARZANVILLE, Lower Zamgola - The government of the African country of Lower Zamgola has been immersed in economic havoc since the devaluing of its paper money known as the tambuska.
Prior to Valentine's Day, one U.S. dollar was equal to 197 tambus...
Genocidal African Warlord and enslaver of children, London Colney, has renounced violence and has promised to mend his ways, thanks to a viral campain by pressure group Unseen Kids. The group, whose mission is to bring about world peace by wearing pl...
Ex-Blackburn Rovers captain, Half Man- Half Flesh Fortress, Chris Samba says his move to Mafia legally run Russian side Anzhi Makhachkala was not purely about money.
The club which was founded by Russians who saw all the poverty, starvation and c...
NEW YORK CITY - The city of New York has been griped by Linsanity, Linmania, and dozens of other Linspired buzzwords.
But Harvard grad and New York Knicks Lincredible player Jeremy Lin who is only 23, is taking it all in stride and at times appear...
A Suffolk based racist has hit out at Africa Cup of Nations winning side Zambia for 'not fielding any white players'.
Mike Stuffer, 60, a semi retired Tax accountant from Bungay is furious that the Zambian national football team is entirely made u...
The name Sir Dr Wilbert Vagina-Crumpington is little heard these days, and that is a great shame, for he was one of the greatest explorers of pre-Victorian Britain. He discovered the bottom of the Nile, and he invented Madagascar.
He is responsible for recording for the first time countless tribes around the world, most of which he named after himself. He is also responsible for discovering an...
KAMPALA, Uganda -- The National Assembly of Uganda entered a recess this week, ending one of the most productive legislative sessions in the country's history. The 375-member unicameral parliament enacted widespread reforms to the country's exhausti...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - After years of carrying on in an abusive environment Mother Nature has finally caught up with the poor, little, rich, troubled starlet known as Lindsay Lohan.
Lohan who has spent the past few years crossing the lines of what is l...
Billionaire pensioners Rupert Murdoch and Bernie Ecclestone have teamed up in a joint initiative to help ease the growing crisis in Africa.
Global media baron Rupert Murdoch, who is expected to pick up the multi-million-pound tab for compensating...
The man who claims to have reinvented computers, invented disco, taught Michael Jackson the Moonwalk and made TP a household item in most wealthy nations, Microsoft tycoon/tyrant/liar turned quasi-philanthropist, Bill Gates, is now focusing his atten...
Fatmama, Botswana-- Michelle Obama has finally left Africa, leaving a dreadful famine in her wake. The First Moose with the big caboose spent her African vacation eating--and eating--and eating. Millions of Africans are expected to starve to death...
God it stunk to be in Tripoli with NATO bombs falling daily now. The Catatonic Bar was located near the port and thus had been spared thus far, yet there was the constant threat and badgering from Ghadaffi's swine, who all thought we should pay them not to bother us. The latest now lay in a dumpster out back when I discovered he was nothing of the sort, but a bastard friend of friend of a friend o...
Sociologists have long since claimed that dancing in humans is a form of courtship display, no different from the dancing done by Birds of Paradise or Blue Footed Boobies. However, this is hotly contested with dancing a common feature across all huma...