Afghanistan - According to Our-Man-In-Kabulshit the TV interview joins the ranks of film hoax greats including Zaprudder's 1963 JFK assassination footage, Neil Armstrong's 'one small step for man' leg-pull and Ray Santilli's video recording of Princ...
In another Spoof exclusive, General David Petraeus has given a statement on the sex scandal that cost him his job as head of the CIA. Petraeus was forced to step down after the exposure of an extramarital affair with Paula Broadwell, his biographer a...
Local tramp and wino Solomon McGeachy today paid a surprise visit to British personnel stationed at Camp Bastion in Afghanistan.
Arriving in secret and in the middle of the night, Solomon flew into the country on a morale boosting visit.
The be...
A local headbangers concert in Kabul, involving local heay-metal bands has proved to the world that they can "head-bang it" as good as anybody, albeit the Taliban did not participate because of their turbans.
The organisor of the event, Australian...
As predicted by many, England have been sent packing from the tournament after suffering defeat in the Super 8 group match versus host nation Sri Lanka.
Defeat to Sri Lanka was not unexpected as they are many peoples tip to win the worlds best slo...
British defence secretary Philip Hammond has said there will be no change in the current Afghanistan military strategy.
Back and to the Left news finds this a little strange as when we do something wrong multiple times we change our tactics. The difference is if we do something wrong it doesn't cost the arms, legs and lives of people.
"Our tactics in Afghanistan are spot on and I defy anybo...
Cairo, Egypt-In a hastily arranged foreign policy trip designed to coincide with the day Romney's presidential campaign set itself on fire and jumped off a cliff, GOP leaders have sent the entire Romney campaign team on a one-way tour of the Middle E...
The United States Navy has launched the first in a series of dog carriers. The USS Rover is able to launch fifty dogs an hour at enemy targets as far as seventy five miles away.
It joins a fleet of Cat-a-Boats which can launch a cat a minute for...
In his first tentative foray into world politics, local man, Martin Shuttlecock, today declared that Afghanistan is ungovernable - even by the Afghans themselves, and that Western politicians should stop kidding themselves and pull the troops out.
The Taliban have won a bid for the rights to develop their own unique take of the hit British television show The Office. Analysts are hailing the move to create an Afghan based version of 'The Office' as a step back from the Taliban's previous refu...
"Action" is what the Hollywood A-Lister Charlie Sheen shouts to the 30 or so men on a boiling film set in Afghanistan, but far from directing a new film about the war in Afghanistan, Charlie Sheen has been giving acting lessons to Al-Qaeda.
Havin...
The makers of breast implants said to be causing concern amongst users because it is alleged they leak silicone, now have a totally new headache to contend with in the form of cuddly terrorist organisation the Taliban.
Speaking from a cave outside...
WASHINGTON, D.C.--Retired general Stanley McChrystal, who led the Obama administration's "surge" strategy in 2009, shared with the Council on Foreign Relations a harsh truth that sounded like an old song: America don't know much about history.
"We...
Mr Ernie Anvil took the stand today at the High court in the Strand. This 43 year old deaf man, is suing sat nav giant, TimTim in a unique case that could see the company hit with multiple lawsuits.
Mr Anvil claims, that due to the nature of his d...
WASHINGTON, D.C.--The Pentagon is reeling today following spectacular military defeats in Iraq and Afghanistan which have seen the forcible expulsion of all American service members from those countries, mere hours after the repeal of "Don't Ask, Don...
London - Blonde lingerie model Florence Brudenell-Bruce has pulled the plug on her Prince Harry romance after some 'horrid' DNA test results.
The royal impostor, who has made a megabux living impersonating Harry, is livid at being rumbled by what...
(LSM) - The Pentagon is considering the use of military force against cyberattacks. This decision came after hackers breached the Pentagon's Facebook page, changing the military's relationship status with Afghanistan from "in a civil union with" to t...
The assassination of President Hamid Karzai's brother, Ahmed Wali, has thrown the Afghan nation into an economic crisis with Karzai now saying unless he can raise the debt ceiling and borrow more money while raising the income tax from 0 to 87% he w...