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Funny story: Hashish Hashish Second In Afghan Race

Hashish Hashish Second In Afghan Race

Kabul, Afghanistan -- With half the votes counted in the Afghan presidential race, Abdullah Abdullah widened his lead against his opponent Hashish Hashish. Abdul Abdul was now running a distant third. But the head of the election commission sa...
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Funny story: Nicky Minaj recruited for psychological warfare

Nicky Minaj recruited for psychological warfare

Psychological warfare has been around for hundreds of years but it really took off in the second World War. During Vietnam, it was used to an even greater effect and cutting edge techniques were developed to assist the war fighting effort. Fast fo...
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Funny story: The United Nations Rejects Afghanistan's Request To Change Twitter To Twatter

The United Nations Rejects Afghanistan's Request To Change Twitter To Twatter

NEW YORK CITY - The government of Afghanistan has just stated that they will not comply with the decision of the United Nations World Governing Council. Tizzani Lalaran, a spokesperson for Afghanistan stated that his country had decided that in or...
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Funny story: President on Putin:

President on Putin:

Following is a transcript of U.S. President Barack Obama's press conference today on the Russian occupation of Crimea and other topics. Q: Mr. President, will the United States impose additional sanctions on Russia even if Europe doesn't follow suit? President: My press secretary Jay Carney told me to say, 'I don't answer hypotheticals.' Q: What do you say to critics who say your post-Ira...
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Funny story: A Brooklyn Cab Driver From Afghanistan Caught With 32 Social Security Cards With His Name

A Brooklyn Cab Driver From Afghanistan Caught With 32 Social Security Cards With His Name

BROOKLYN - Charzanbul Canbar, who works as a Brooklyn cab driver, first came to the United States from Afghanistan in May of 2007. In that time he managed to work 7 days a week, 12 hours a day, and he finally saved enough to buy his own taxi cab.
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Funny story: Los Angeles Gang Members Are Fighting The Taliban In Afghanistan

Los Angeles Gang Members Are Fighting The Taliban In Afghanistan

LOS ANGELES - American Spotlight Magazine has just broke the story about members of an infamous Los Angeles gang fighting in Afghanistan against the Taliban. Fitzwater Ribicoff, with ASM said that he was told by a member of the El Lay Toros Bravos...
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Funny story: US Drone Already Planning World Domination

US Drone Already Planning World Domination

They patrol the skies and fight the war on terror, however a Washington source believed to be from inside the Pentagon has said that at least one US drone has already been showing signs of disobedience towards its masters. The drone in question,...
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Funny story: John Boehner, Speaker of The House Planning To Resign

John Boehner, Speaker of The House Planning To Resign

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The world of American politics has just received word that Speaker of the House John Boehner has confided to an unnamed source that he is fed up with all of the Obamacare fussing and fighting. He has reportedly decided to resign...
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Funny story: Contents Of Lost Briefcase Reveal Who Rules America

Contents Of Lost Briefcase Reveal Who Rules America

Incredibly, it seems that a "secretary to the secretary" of Joint Chiefs Chair General Martin E. Dempsey left a briefcase containing top secret, hugely embarrassing materials in the men's rest room in the Pentagon "waiting area." That rest room...
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Funny story: Popeye's To Open Up A Restaurant In Afghanistan But Under A Different Name

Popeye's To Open Up A Restaurant In Afghanistan But Under A Different Name

SANDY SPRINGS, Georgia - The Popeye's Chicken Corporation has just informed the public that it has worked out a deal with the government of Afghanistan. According to Popeye's Spokesperson Geneva "Chicky" Queensberry a Popeye's Restaurant will be b...
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Funny story: American Soldiers in Afghanistan liken tour to a Tom Cruise filming gig

American Soldiers in Afghanistan liken tour to a Tom Cruise filming gig

KABUL - Many American solidiers currently on a one-year tour in Afghanistan find that their time spent away from family and other loved ones is most comparable a drawn-out movie shoot of an actor of such caliber as Tom Cruise. "Risking our lives d...
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Funny story: The Reverend Al Sharpton Suggests That George Zimmerman May Want To Move To Afghanistan Where He'll Be Safe

The Reverend Al Sharpton Suggests That George Zimmerman May Want To Move To Afghanistan Where He'll Be Safe

NEW YORK CITY - Reverend Al Sharpton stood in front of the Statue of Liberty and said that the jury has spoken and now the people must obey what the jury has said no matter how they may feel. The reverend who is no stranger to controversy told Sin...
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Funny story: Alistair Campbell puts forward his defence for the forthcoming War Crimes Trial

Alistair Campbell puts forward his defence for the forthcoming War Crimes Trial

Australia: Alistair Campbells key note defense, for any forthcoming war crimes trial. "If the pollsters were to do a survey, who had a greater commitment to wartime truth, Churchill in the Second World War or Tony Blair in Iraq, I think we know what...
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Funny story: British drones in Afghan poppy destruction ops

British drones in Afghan poppy destruction ops

Afghanistan - Remote controlled British drones armed with genetically modified aphids are being deployed for the first time over the Tora Bora in operations targeting Afghani opium production. Billions of GM bugs capable of munching their own body...
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Funny story: Prince Harry Afghan footage faked 'like Apollo moon landings'

Prince Harry Afghan footage faked 'like Apollo moon landings'

Afghanistan - According to Our-Man-In-Kabulshit the TV interview joins the ranks of film hoax greats including Zaprudder's 1963 JFK assassination footage, Neil Armstrong's 'one small step for man' leg-pull and Ray Santilli's video recording of Princ...
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Funny story: David Petraeus Speaks Out on Affair

David Petraeus Speaks Out on Affair

In another Spoof exclusive, General David Petraeus has given a statement on the sex scandal that cost him his job as head of the CIA. Petraeus was forced to step down after the exposure of an extramarital affair with Paula Broadwell, his biographer a...
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Funny story: Local Tramp Pays Surprise Visit To British Troops In Afghanistan

Local Tramp Pays Surprise Visit To British Troops In Afghanistan

Local tramp and wino Solomon McGeachy today paid a surprise visit to British personnel stationed at Camp Bastion in Afghanistan. Arriving in secret and in the middle of the night, Solomon flew into the country on a morale boosting visit. The be...
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Funny story: Afghan headbangers in Kabul prove that the Taliban are full of "poppies"!

Afghan headbangers in Kabul prove that the Taliban are full of "poppies"!

A local headbangers concert in Kabul, involving local heay-metal bands has proved to the world that they can "head-bang it" as good as anybody, albeit the Taliban did not participate because of their turbans. The organisor of the event, Australian...
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