New York City, NY - A student was kicked out of his college this week for not being black enough. The former student checked the "Black" box on his college application and was counted as a minority when he was accepted. Once enrolled, the administra...
Ft. Benning, Georgia - For years, the National Organization of Women, has brought pressure to bear upon the United States Military to change their discriminatory stance against women.
From outright exclusion, to forbidding them combat roles, NOW h...
Washington,DC/ Affirmative Action Times - In breakthrough negotiations with Church leaders and Congressional Peacemakers, the NAACP stuck a deal today to allow at least 5% of Inauguration goers to be "Fair Skinned Minority- Americans, a major concili...
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