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Funny story: Teenage girl puts down smartphone, grabs book

Teenage girl puts down smartphone, grabs book

A Chicago-area teenage girl, who, according to her parents, hasn't put down her smartphone in 4 years, recently put her device down and picked up a book. "I was shocked," said the girl's father, Neil Withers, about the seeing his daughter with a...
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Funny story: Nation's Poor Smoking More Crack Due To Pot Price Peak

Nation's Poor Smoking More Crack Due To Pot Price Peak

A new research study out today shows that the nations poor, as defined by poverty rates, are smoking more crack than ever now that legal pot prices are souring! "I can't even afford a roach now" said 22 year old stoner Cody Nevins. "Crack is by far t...
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Funny story: The Cell Cycle: Development of a Productive Life

The Cell Cycle: Development of a Productive Life

Life begins when the alarm of my fully charged cell phone shouts, "Hit snooze, hit snooze! Just five more minutes. Sleeping five more minutes won't hurt anyone. Trust me, I'll wake you up again." Five minutes later, my cell phone, Ringo, screams, "It's time, time to open your eyes and do something productive. Get up, get dressed, get ready now!" Ringo is my best friend. He reminds me to do t...
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Funny story: Fighting Healthcare Addiction

Fighting Healthcare Addiction

It's that time of year when companies ask their employees to sign up for another year of benefits like healthcare and dental care. As the GOP has been discussing, it is easy for Americans to become addicted to "the sugar" of healthcare. Most empl...
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Funny story: Community Outreach Programs Established Nationwide To Help "Breaking Bad" Fans Cope With Withdrawals From Favorite T.V. Show

Community Outreach Programs Established Nationwide To Help "Breaking Bad" Fans Cope With Withdrawals From Favorite T.V. Show

BREAKING BAD aired its final episode over the weekend, leaving many fans, desperate, alone, and distraught. Outreach programs are being set up throughout the nation to ease woes. "We see this as a time to really put our best foot forward and he...
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Funny story: Meth Addicted Dentist Losing Clients As He Loses His Own Teeth

Meth Addicted Dentist Losing Clients As He Loses His Own Teeth

COUNCIL BLUFFS, IA - "It's not like I don't do quality work," states Dr. Ernest Spunn, "I have been making my living on quality AND quantity. I have been moving through people in sheer volume, especially when I'm tweaking! Root canals, extractions,...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Explains His Unusual Fetish

Justin Bieber Explains His Unusual Fetish

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Justin Bieber appeared on The Viagra View and he revealed to co-hosts Larry King and Regis Philbin that he has a rather strange fetish. The 19-year-old said that he has never told anyone but he has a strong addiction to Chinese f...
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Funny story: Oscar De La Hoya Admits Himself Into Rehab For An Unusual Affliction

Oscar De La Hoya Admits Himself Into Rehab For An Unusual Affliction

LOS ANGELES - Former boxing champion Oscar De La Hoya has announced that he will be entering The Henry & Betty Ford Clinic. The boxer who won world titles in six different weight classes told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that...
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Funny story: Candy Crush woman has Easter in September

Candy Crush woman has Easter in September

The Easter bunnies are hopping already for a Northumberland woman, while for the rest of us, the Autumn leaves are only just starting to twirl their way to the ground. Edna Ballcock, 97, of Holy Island, has been having problems with her timing eve...
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Funny story: Couple addicted to coffee enemas finally release names of favorite blends

Couple addicted to coffee enemas finally release names of favorite blends

TAMPA, Fl. - The Florida couple who came clean this week about their addiction to coffee enemas has released a short list of the highly anticipated names of coffee blends that they shoot into their colons via anus up to four times a day. Wife Tamm...
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Funny story: Rowling Sues French Magazine over "The Casual Vacancy".

Rowling Sues French Magazine over "The Casual Vacancy".

J.K.Rowling has issued a writ for libel against Paris Match, France's most renowned popular magazine. At a hastily convened press conference her chief Public Relations officer Andrew McTaggart told reporters: "Eeeh,... averybiddy knows that this...
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Funny story: Facebook Pandemic On the Rise

Facebook Pandemic On the Rise

It has been announced that Facebook use has reached one billion, with experts warning as much as three quarters of that figure may be dependant abusers, raising fresh concern about the ongoing pandemic. Facebook use emerged in 2003 with the first...
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Funny story: Health Minister Andrew Lansley classifies 'Binge Spoofing' as a Mental Personality Disorder!

Health Minister Andrew Lansley classifies 'Binge Spoofing' as a Mental Personality Disorder!

Bartholomew Utterswaithe (65), a former Street Gas Lamp Wick-trimmer, lighter, and extinguisher from Nottingham, is the first person to be officially graded/classified as a 'Binge Spoofer' by the NHS. We visited Mr Utterswaithe's GP, a very pretty...
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Funny story: Eighties Pop Sensation To Make Comeback

Eighties Pop Sensation To Make Comeback

Former star of Aussie soap opera 'Son's and Neighbours', and one time heart-throb, Ringo Dingo, is to release a new album after 23 years in the musical wilderness. Dingo, 45, best remembered for his 1986 smash hit, 'Pat Sharp's Mullet', said he pl...
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Funny story: Study claims excessive amounts of screen time a good thing

Study claims excessive amounts of screen time a good thing

HARFOLD, VT--A study conducted in Harfold State College's boys' dorm Gammot "Goddamnit" Hall revealed this week that excessive amounts of screen time can boost morale in teen boys...or at least not make it much worse than it already was. Of the ni...
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Funny story: Second Life Addiction Clinic

Second Life Addiction Clinic

Psychologists have officially recognised Avatar Addiction as a psychological condition. "We initially spotted this among some of the more regular users of on-line three dimensional chat rooms like Second Life," said psychiatrist Mona Lotte. "Much...
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Funny story: Teaching Hospitals open wards in order to study detoxing 'News of the World' readers

Teaching Hospitals open wards in order to study detoxing 'News of the World' readers

A number of Teaching Hospitals have opened wards for the sole purpose of admitting and performing scientific studies on former News of the World readers who are not coping at all well with the closing down of their favourite newspaper. A Professor...
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Funny story: Curry Restaurants to Stop Serving Meals at 11pm!

Curry Restaurants to Stop Serving Meals at 11pm!

If next month's trial period - when all Indian, Bangladeshi, and other Asian style restaurants in and around selected towns along Britain's coast will have to stop serving food after 11pm - returns positive feedback from police and residents of those...
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Fire Brigade Called To Shopping Mall Bathroom As Hand Drier Pins Woman To Ceiling

A new generation of super-powerful hand driers were criticised yesterday after a woman was blown to the ceiling while drying her face. The Dison Mk.2 Tornado driers were being recalled yesterday.
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