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Funny story:  Erotica: How to Know It When You See It

Erotica: How to Know It When You See It

According to some, erotica is what women, who lack the balls to refer to it by its real name, call pornography. However, they contend that erotica differs from porn in that it is ofter, warmer, fuzzier, and feels better on the lips and tongue than pornography tends to feel. Characteristics Some individuals also contend that a number of its characteristics further define erotica, distingu...
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Funny story:  The Apple Inc. Logo; Who Bit into the Apple?

The Apple Inc. Logo; Who Bit into the Apple?

It's a whodunnit like no other. Most agree that the two likeliest suspects are the first couple. No, not Barack and Michelle. The real first couple -- Adam and Eve, first residents of the Garden of Eden. But neither one will own up to the deed.
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Funny story:  Adam & Eve: "How, for God's sake, were we supposed to fucking know!"

Adam & Eve: "How, for God's sake, were we supposed to fucking know!"

In a satellite news conference from an unknown location, Adam & Eve held a press conference late this afternoon. The broadcast was deemed authentic by NASA. The world was startled as the broadcast was in all of the known languages. The picture was bright and clear as Adam spoke first. Adam: "How, for God's sake, were we supposed to fucking know!" It's time, however, for you to know and p...
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Funny story:  Is the Bible about to be made more factual?

Is the Bible about to be made more factual?

It is a source of great consternation to many Christians that the Bible, their holiest book, is more of a holey book. Now moves are afoot to correct some of the self contradictions and factual inaccuracies that riddle the tome. "The problems start...
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Funny story:  Adam And Eve Say God Never Returned Security Deposit When He Evicted Them From Eden

Adam And Eve Say God Never Returned Security Deposit When He Evicted Them From Eden

Adam and Eve have taked God to small claims court. The pair contend that our Heavenly Father never returned their security deposit when he evicted them from Eden for eating from his fruit tree. "That's six hundred big ones that he kept and didn't...
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Funny story:  Tiger Woods Also Admits to Masturbating

Tiger Woods Also Admits to Masturbating

In a candid interview this afternoon, #1 ranked golfer Tiger Woods admitted that when he's not bedding down with super models like Rachel Uchitel he has a tendency to masturbate. "The pressure is overwhelming", Tiger revealed. "I have beautiful w...
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Funny story:  Eve's twat flap found in Sinaii Dessert

Eve's twat flap found in Sinaii Dessert

A twat flap thought to have once belonged to Eve, the first woman on the world, has been found in the Sinaii Desert. Teenager Callum D'Asbo almost tripped over the small green leaf and thought nothing of it until his Dad Terry spotted a small hai...
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Funny story:  Biblical Archaeologists Find Fig Leaf!

Biblical Archaeologists Find Fig Leaf!

Though there is no proof of primogeniture, and all searches for a so-called Garden of Eden have turned up nothing, biblical archaeologists from the Church of JC of the Golden Shovel claim to have discovered a matching pair of fig leaves right in the...
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Funny story:  Adam and Eve Acquitted by Jury

Adam and Eve Acquitted by Jury

Purgatory -- Adam and Eve, accused of committing the "Original Sin" which plunged mankind into fear, darkness, and shame, were today acquitted by a jury of their fig-leaf wearing peers. "We the jury find Adam (Doe) and Eve (Doe) inno...
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