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Adam Lambert's Intimate Glitter Trauma

Funny story: Adam Lambert's Intimate Glitter Trauma

LOS ANGELES - Adam Lambert performed at The San Andreas Fault Coliseum in LaLaLand. After the concert he was asked by iRumors Ling Chow Rangoon to clear up the glitter trauma rumors. Lambert kind of blushed a bit but replied that he would be glad...

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Ke$ha Is Out of Rehab

Funny story: Ke$ha Is Out of Rehab

LOS ANGELES - The girl with the dollar sign in her name, Ke$ha has just informed the Hollywood press that she has completed her stay at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic. The 27-year-old singer said that she is thrilled that she decided to c...

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Adam Lambert To Star In "Oops! Oops! Oops! - The Justin Bieber Story"

Funny story: Adam Lambert To Star In "Oops! Oops! Oops! - The Justin Bieber Story"

HOLLYWOOD - Word out of Tinsel Town is that Adam Lambert has signed to appear in the Miramix Films motion picture production of Oops! Oops! Oops! - The Justin Bieber Story. The movie will be directed and produced by Sheboygan Saddlewood. Lamber...

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The Reason Ke$ha Checked Herself Into Rehab

Funny story: The Reason Ke$ha Checked Herself Into Rehab

LOS ANGELES - Close friends and family members of the singer Ke$ha knew that she was having problems related to glitter. One of Ke$ha's closest friends Callie Cottonworthy talked with Bedroom Pillow Talk and said that at first Ke$ha would use glit...

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Adam Lambert Says That He Will Never Appear On Duck Dynasty

Funny story: Adam Lambert Says That He Will Never Appear On Duck Dynasty

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol alumni Adam Lambert has just stated that he will never appear on the A&E hit show Duck Dynasty no matter how much money he is offered. Lambert had just finished performing a concert at The Santa Ana Winds Arena in Cuc...

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Britney Spears' Pieces Of Me Performance A Smash Hit In Las Vegas

LAS VEGAS - Britney Spears proved that even though she is still resorting to a bit of lip syncing she can still thrill the crowd. Spears opened up her Pieces of Me performance at The Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino to a strong ovation. She...

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Adam Lambert To Star In The Anderson Cooper Story

Funny story: Adam Lambert To Star In The Anderson Cooper Story

HOLLYWOOD - Lions Face Pictures in association with Pipe Dream Films has just announced that Adam Lambert will be starring in Salvo Classacoti's motion picture The Anderson Cooper Story. Lambert spoke with Pomona Vox of Silver Screen Showcase Maga...

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Adam Lambert Wants To Get Into The Boxing Ring With Alec Baldwin

Funny story: Adam Lambert Wants To Get Into The Boxing Ring With Alec Baldwin

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol alumni Adam Lambert recently appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. He told Ellen that he is tired of hearing Alec "The Brat" Baldwin's homophobic rants and that he wants to fight the bitter thespian in a boxing match.

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President Obama Says Adam Lambert Will Give The USA $3 Million If Alec Baldwin Is Deported

Funny story: President Obama Says Adam Lambert Will Give The USA $3 Million If Alec Baldwin Is Deported

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama informed the White House news media that he will be having a special meeting with his top advisers. The president revealed that he had received a text message from singer Adam Lambert stating that he and millions...

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Adam Lambert Says He'll Pay For Alec Baldwin To Enter A Rehab Clinic To Cure His Homophobia

Funny story: Adam Lambert Says He'll Pay For Alec Baldwin To Enter A Rehab Clinic To Cure His Homophobia

NEW YORK CITY - Well Alec Baldwin has done it again and again and again. He has verbally attacked a member of the paparazzi using gay expletives and once again the actor has had to eat crow and issue an apology or as Vice-President Biden put it, "...

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Demi Lovato and Adam Lambert To Join The Cast of Glee

Funny story: Demi Lovato and Adam Lambert To Join The Cast of Glee

LOS ANGELES - The word is now official - Demi Lovato and Adam Lambert have both agreed to join the very popular dramedy show Glee. Demi and Adam both spoke to Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole and expressed their thoughts. Lovato, who w...

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Ke$ha May Have To Drop The $ Sign From Her Name

Funny story: Ke$ha May Have To Drop The $ Sign From Her Name

LA HABRA, California - Things have not been going to good lately for the quasi-rap singer Ke$ha. She recently performed in the parking lot of a Pompous Pizza Parlor in La Habra before a crowd of 31 people. The singer with the dollar sign in her na...

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John Travolta and Adam Lambert To Star In The TV Sit-Com 'One Of Us Is Gay'

Funny story: John Travolta and Adam Lambert To Star In The TV Sit-Com 'One Of Us Is Gay'

HOLLYWOOD - The Epitome Television Network has just announced that they will be premiering a new sit-com in the fall called One of Us Is Gay starring John Travolta and Adam Lambert. ETN spokesperson Tansinella "Tansi" Wickovich stated that the sho...

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David Arquette Gives Adam "The Birthday Boy" Lambert a Lap Dance

Funny story: David Arquette Gives Adam "The Birthday Boy" Lambert a Lap Dance

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The glamboyant singer Adam Lambert celebrated his 31st birthday at The Tipsy Tadpole Lounge with friends, band members, and one of the club's owners David Arquette. Arguette, who is an alumni of Dancing With The Stars, got so caug...

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Adam Lambert and Ke$ha Set To Go On The Gobs of Glitter Concert Tour

Funny story: Adam Lambert and Ke$ha Set To Go On The Gobs of Glitter Concert Tour

LOS ANGELES - The two American singers who are known just about as much for their extensive use of glitter as they are for singing, Adam Lambert and Ke$ha have just made a musical announcement. Lambert informed the Hollywood press corps that he an...

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Adam Lambert Could Be Replacing Randy "The Dawg" Jackson On American Idol

Funny story: Adam Lambert Could Be Replacing Randy "The Dawg" Jackson On American Idol

LOS ANGELES - After eleven seasons and 438 episodes the longest sitting judge on American Idol Randy "The Yo Yo Man" Jackson could be uttering his last "Yo, yo dawg" on the top rated musical reality show. The powers that be, who are known for shak...

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The Robert Pattinson - Kristen Stewart Relationship Appears To Be On The Rocks

Funny story: The Robert Pattinson - Kristen Stewart Relationship Appears To Be On The Rocks

HOLLYWOOD - The couple that Joan Rivers called one of the happiest couples that she has ever seen; since Dick and Liz, appears to be heading straight for Rocksville. A source close to both R-Pattz and K-Stew stated to Bedroom Pillow Talk that the...

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Former American Idol Judge Simon Cowell Denies The Adam Lambert Rumor and Insists That He Is Not Homophobic

Funny story: Former American Idol Judge Simon Cowell Denies The Adam Lambert Rumor and Insists That He Is Not Homophobic

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell, the man who has been called "The Englishman With The Midas Touch" is no stranger to controversy or the world of controversial subjects. The "Sultan of Sarcasm" was recently interviewed by Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pill...

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