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Funny story:  Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones Headed For May-December Splitsville

Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones Headed For May-December Splitsville

EL SEGUNDO, California - Michael Douglas was recently seen at The Second Base Bar in El Segundo. The actor was sitting in a private booth all by himself. A close friend, who did not want her name mentioned, stated that Michael, 68, has confided in...
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Funny story:  The Computer That Writes its own Stuff

The Computer That Writes its own Stuff

It is a sobering thought that individual creative endeavour in literature and film making may be at an end. The teaching profession is in disarray over the recent announcement. Indeed, this controversial invention may spell the end of fiction writing...
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Funny story:  Daniel Stern saves Macaulay Culkin from drowning

Daniel Stern saves Macaulay Culkin from drowning

Home Alone star, Daniel Stern was taking a walk with his wife when he looked at the beach and noticed his former co-star struggling in the water. Daniel jumped into action and used his shirt as a rope and pulled Culkin to safety. A man who once tr...
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Funny story:  Holden breaks a leg

Holden breaks a leg

Amanda Holden broke a leg last night,it has been claimed. It came after a disgruntled audience member got fed up of her saying "break a leg" on Superstar. The audience member,a young pretty woman,got up out of her seat and kicked her leg repeatedly.
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Funny story:  Porn Film Industry Searching for New Actors / Actresses.

Porn Film Industry Searching for New Actors / Actresses.

Remember back in the day when you hid your "stag" films from your mom and dad? How about going to those bachelor parties and watching curvaceous babes popping out of cakes or stripping for the groom-to-be? Those were the good old days but guess what...
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Funny story:  Shakespeare in Text 2b Released, Lol :(

Shakespeare in Text 2b Released, Lol :(

Finally it has arrived, the complete works of Shakespeare have been translated into text. International text service providers, THUMBS 4U, refer to the grueling project that they have just completed as the Textual Reproduction and Acting of Shakespearean Heritage (or T.R.A.S.H. for short). I asked their Public Relations Executive about the project and he said, "We are really excited about what...
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Funny story:  John Travolta Insists That He Is Not Gay As Three More Individuals Allege That They Were Groped By The Actor

John Travolta Insists That He Is Not Gay As Three More Individuals Allege That They Were Groped By The Actor

VENICE BEACH - Noted California attorney Ginger Allred, cousin of famed attorney Gloria Allred, has just stated that three more men have stepped forward and are alleging that actor-pilot John Travolta groped them. Ginger Allred, spoke with Fajita...
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Funny story:  Heather Trott To Marry Ben Mitchell

Heather Trott To Marry Ben Mitchell

Heather Trott is to marry her soon to be on screen murderer Ben Mitchell after a three day whirlwind romance, a BBC inside source has claimed. Cheryl Fergison, who plays the lovable 'Heather' in the soap inadvertently blabbed "When we were filming...
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Funny story:  Wahlberg: 'Regrets, I had few...'

Wahlberg: 'Regrets, I had few...'

Hollywood actor Mark Wahlberg has apologized for his "ridiculous" remarks concerning the 9/11 terrorist attacks. Wahlberg told a men's magazine that if he had been on one of the planes as intended he would have: 'kicked the ass' of the terrorists...
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Funny story:  World's Tallest Dwarf Dies Aged 28

World's Tallest Dwarf Dies Aged 28

Clarke B Dingwall, the worlds tallest recorded dwarf, died last night in a tragic accident. Dingwall, 28, was last recorded at a height of 6'3", making him easily the tallest dwarf in the world, the next closest being Samuel N'gbab of Nigeria at a...
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Funny story:  United pilot faked unfamiliar odor to get Cuban cigars

United pilot faked unfamiliar odor to get Cuban cigars

United airlines may have found a loophole in their flight policy to and from Cuba, and faking the smell of an "unfamiliar odor" gave the airline the two thumbs up to land in Cuba. Although United does not normally fly into Cuba, the pilot on boar...
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Funny story:  BBC Spends £1m On Actors To Train Managers To Face Angry Staff

BBC Spends £1m On Actors To Train Managers To Face Angry Staff

Derision was being heaped on the BBC today after it emerged that the broadcaster had spent £1 million on training managerial staff how to talk to angry staff. The Corporation engaged the talents of React Acting For Business, whose actors trained b...
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Funny story:  Video May Hold  Clues to Star's Disappearance

Video May Hold Clues to Star's Disappearance

A recently discovered home movie of Tula Van Winkle, the popular Dutch actress who disappeared under mysterious circumstances at the age of 87 in March 1976, is currently being investigated by Dutch authorities. The videotape, which was found at...
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Funny story:  Actors to be CRB checked

Actors to be CRB checked

A new government ruling means that from the first of May, all actors who appear with children on television or in films, will have to undergo a CRB check before being allowed to start filming. "We're going to have to incorporate it into the castin...
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Funny story:  Actors Unite To Oppose Cuts

Actors Unite To Oppose Cuts

Leading British actors have got together to protest against the latest round of Arts Council cuts. Sir Patrick Stewart and Samuel West were amongst the large number of artists who handed a petition in to Downing Street requesting a summit of inter...
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Funny story:  Actors protest cuts in arts budget

Actors protest cuts in arts budget

Today many celebrities gathered to deliver a petition to Downing Street to protest at the budget cuts for the arts, as part of the government's austerity drive to prevent the UK from becoming bankrupt. At the head of the protests was Captain Jean-...
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Funny story:  Which Former Dictator Will Take Over for Charlie Sheen?

Which Former Dictator Will Take Over for Charlie Sheen?

CBS has announced that it is in negotiations with former heads of state Ben Ali of Tunisia and Hosni Mubarak of Egypt to take over for Charlie Sheen in the hit comedy series "2 and a Half Men". Creator of the show, Chuck Lorre said that the talk...
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Funny story:  Anna Kirkbride (Deidre Barlow) approached to take acting lessons - Lady G. 'footing the bill'

Anna Kirkbride (Deidre Barlow) approached to take acting lessons - Lady G. 'footing the bill'

Anna Kirkbride - AKA - Deidre Barlow, or as some folk prefer to call her 'Dreary Barlow', has been approached by Spoof Writer, Lady G. to take acting lessons after a signed petition was handed to her this week. Lady G. collected 200,098 names on...
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