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Funny story: Tevez Missing World Cup: His Choice!

Tevez Missing World Cup: His Choice!

Paper bag supermodel Carlos Tevez is missing the World Cup Finals, not because Argentina Coach Alejandro Sabella didn't choose him, but because he has decided to quit football and return to his first love of acting. Carlos Tevez, best known in the...
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Funny story: Johnny Depp to Play a 50-Year Old Man Raised in Florida

Johnny Depp to Play a 50-Year Old Man Raised in Florida

Johnny Depp, long known for portraying unusual, quirky, and memorable characters onscreen, faces perhaps his most challenging role in an upcoming film. Depp will play a fifty-year old man born in Kentucky but raised in Florida. Few details of the pro...
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Funny story: Twilight TV Series Have Signed Two From Movie Series

Twilight TV Series Have Signed Two From Movie Series

The new Twilight TV series on FOX will apparently have a couple of actors from the Twilight movies. "Right now we're writing, re-writing the whole first season as we are looking at a hit series, I am sure", says FOX Executive, Grant Chism. "I thin...
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Funny story: Hollywood Decides to Move to Bollywood

Hollywood Decides to Move to Bollywood

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - Angered by water restrictions imposed on the movie industry by the State of California, Hollywood has decided to move to Bollywood. Key entertainment heads have banded together to outsource the industry to India as soon as ne...
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Funny story: Woman Confesses She Didn't Have Orgasm Three Solid Hours!

Woman Confesses She Didn't Have Orgasm Three Solid Hours!

After receiving news from the hospital that there wasn't anything unusual about their lab work that caused the three hour orgasm, the couple finally admitted that she had faked it for another woman on a video (she was an actress) and the guy was an a...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Quits Music

Miley Cyrus Quits Music

Miley Cyrus, after receiving over 10,000 cards and letter 99% against her recent appearance on MTV, has decided to quit music, at least for now. Apparently, some 35 of her fan groups have split up also and are now looking for another in singing or...
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Funny story: American Soldiers in Afghanistan liken tour to a Tom Cruise filming gig

American Soldiers in Afghanistan liken tour to a Tom Cruise filming gig

KABUL - Many American solidiers currently on a one-year tour in Afghanistan find that their time spent away from family and other loved ones is most comparable a drawn-out movie shoot of an actor of such caliber as Tom Cruise. "Risking our lives d...
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Funny story: A Dejected Alec Baldwin Says He Is Thinking About Leaving America and Moving To Portugal

A Dejected Alec Baldwin Says He Is Thinking About Leaving America and Moving To Portugal

EAST HAMPTON, New York - The fiery-tempered Alec Baldwin has stated that he is tired of being on the front pages of America's newspapers and may decide to leave the good old USA. An inside source told Celebrity Globe that the 55-year-old actor has...
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Funny story: James "Pimp" Lipton answers the 10 questions

James "Pimp" Lipton answers the 10 questions

Mr. Lipton.... 1. What is your favorite word? BLING 2. What is your least favorite word? Chlamydia 3. What turns you on? Pimpin' 4. What turns you off? Broke ass mofo's 5. What sound do you love? The crumple of felt against my hair when I put on my hat 6. What sound do you hate? A screaming ho' 7. What is your favorite curse word? All of them 8. What profession othe...
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Funny story: Memoirs of Alice Spong, Dressmaker

Memoirs of Alice Spong, Dressmaker

Well, I started when I sixteen see, working that is, I got lucky cos my uncle, he was a Key Grip in Ealing Studios and my Aunt Renee she was head Seamstress, so I fell on me feet. Ooh it were hard work though, no slouching or hopping the wag, you had to be there on time and make sure you carried out your duties cos the film see, if it was in production they couldn't afford to be mucked about, i...
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Funny story: Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones Headed For May-December Splitsville

Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones Headed For May-December Splitsville

EL SEGUNDO, California - Michael Douglas was recently seen at The Second Base Bar in El Segundo. The actor was sitting in a private booth all by himself. A close friend, who did not want her name mentioned, stated that Michael, 68, has confided in...
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Funny story: The Computer That Writes its own Stuff

The Computer That Writes its own Stuff

It is a sobering thought that individual creative endeavour in literature and film making may be at an end. The teaching profession is in disarray over the recent announcement. Indeed, this controversial invention may spell the end of fiction writing...
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Funny story: Daniel Stern saves Macaulay Culkin from drowning

Daniel Stern saves Macaulay Culkin from drowning

Home Alone star, Daniel Stern was taking a walk with his wife when he looked at the beach and noticed his former co-star struggling in the water. Daniel jumped into action and used his shirt as a rope and pulled Culkin to safety. A man who once tr...
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Funny story: Holden breaks a leg

Holden breaks a leg

Amanda Holden broke a leg last night,it has been claimed. It came after a disgruntled audience member got fed up of her saying "break a leg" on Superstar. The audience member,a young pretty woman,got up out of her seat and kicked her leg repeatedly.
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Funny story: Porn Film Industry Searching for New Actors / Actresses.

Porn Film Industry Searching for New Actors / Actresses.

Remember back in the day when you hid your "stag" films from your mom and dad? How about going to those bachelor parties and watching curvaceous babes popping out of cakes or stripping for the groom-to-be? Those were the good old days but guess what...
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Funny story: Shakespeare in Text 2b Released, Lol :(

Shakespeare in Text 2b Released, Lol :(

Finally it has arrived, the complete works of Shakespeare have been translated into text. International text service providers, THUMBS 4U, refer to the grueling project that they have just completed as the Textual Reproduction and Acting of Shakespearean Heritage (or T.R.A.S.H. for short). I asked their Public Relations Executive about the project and he said, "We are really excited about what...
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Funny story: John Travolta Insists That He Is Not Gay As Three More Individuals Allege That They Were Groped By The Actor

John Travolta Insists That He Is Not Gay As Three More Individuals Allege That They Were Groped By The Actor

VENICE BEACH - Noted California attorney Ginger Allred, cousin of famed attorney Gloria Allred, has just stated that three more men have stepped forward and are alleging that actor-pilot John Travolta groped them. Ginger Allred, spoke with Fajita...
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Funny story: Heather Trott To Marry Ben Mitchell

Heather Trott To Marry Ben Mitchell

Heather Trott is to marry her soon to be on screen murderer Ben Mitchell after a three day whirlwind romance, a BBC inside source has claimed. Cheryl Fergison, who plays the lovable 'Heather' in the soap inadvertently blabbed "When we were filming...
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New York now belongs to the Polar Circle!

The deep freeze hitting northeast US has forced Google Maps to enter the area into the Polar circle. Eskimos and Polar Bears were seen playing in the snow after deserting their global-warmed homeland!
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