Showing:

Funny satire stories about Activists

Try another search?

Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)
Funny story: Robotics Company to Manufacture Androids

Robotics Company to Manufacture Androids

Tucson AZ: Acme Robotics Inc. (ARI) a company that specializes in biotechnology, robotics and artificial intelligence applications announced the development of androids for home and business applications. The two male and female android prototypes...
View 'Robotics Company to Manufacture Androids'
Funny story: Shock New Ally in bid to make it Queen Camilla

Shock New Ally in bid to make it Queen Camilla

Whacktivists are to undertake the largest campaign in misguided cause history, as they fight to save a London woman from being denied her rights in marriage. "This perhaps one of the gravest injustices of the past twenty minutes," sobbed national...
View 'Shock New Ally in bid to make it Queen Camilla'
Funny story: Activists Who Are Not PETA Open The Megan Kanka Memorial Animal Hospital

Activists Who Are Not PETA Open The Megan Kanka Memorial Animal Hospital

Astrid Newspock, International Director of the Persons for Exploitative Treatment of Activists (PEToA), has ramped up their exploitation of any one they damned-well please by opening the Megan Kanka Memorial Hospital for Dogs in Philadelphia, Pa.
View 'Activists Who Are Not PETA Open The Megan Kanka Memorial Animal Hospital'
Funny story: Critical Mass redux: "Nuns are traffic, too!"

Critical Mass redux: "Nuns are traffic, too!"

In a new campaign to get automobiles to share the road, Catholic sisters are marching side by side in city streets to proclaim: "Nuns are traffic, too!" The movement, dubbed "Critical Mass, Novus Ordo," was inspired by a similar movement initiate...
View 'Critical Mass redux: "Nuns are traffic, too!"'
Funny story: Lipton Files Suit Against Tea Party Activists

Lipton Files Suit Against Tea Party Activists

BOSTON, Massachusetts - Facing a double digit drop in sales, the boiling-mad chief executive of America's predominant tea purveyor has filed a suit aimed at tea party protesters on the grounds of misrepresentation. Craig Lipton said his family sta...
View 'Lipton Files Suit Against Tea Party Activists'
Funny story: Activist Groups Adapt their Agendas to Heath Care Reform Legislation

Activist Groups Adapt their Agendas to Heath Care Reform Legislation

Washington DC: The passage of federal health care reform legislation has made left wing activist groups realize that any increased costs incurred by the taxpayers for health care will decrease their own revenue intake. A survey indicated that vari...
View 'Activist Groups Adapt their Agendas to Heath Care Reform Legislation'
Funny story: GETSAPO evacuating 'climate refugee' bears

GETSAPO evacuating 'climate refugee' bears

With climate guru Al Gore's announcement at the Copenhagen Climate Summit that there would be no Arctic ice within five years, a group of hardy environmentalists put together a crash program to save the polar bears. The Generous Environmentalists...
View 'GETSAPO evacuating 'climate refugee' bears'
Funny story: "Yes Men" spokesperson confesses, "We're losers"

"Yes Men" spokesperson confesses, "We're losers"

New York City, New York - At a press conference held today, spokesperson Andy Bitchbum of the activist group Yes Men, admitted that they are a group of losers. "Basically we're spoiled children", he said. "From upper middle class and upper class...
View '"Yes Men" spokesperson confesses, "We're losers"'
Funny story: Activists March for Dunce Pride

Activists March for Dunce Pride

The 3rd annual Dunce Pride Parade was held yesterday in Stillwater, Oklahoma. Dunces from across the United States and around the world convened to celebrate dunce pride. "We are here to say that we are dunces and we are proud", said forty-s...
View 'Activists March for Dunce Pride'
Funny story: Activist Dragons Ousted in the USA

Activist Dragons Ousted in the USA

Hong Kong China: The "Great Wall" Street Journal is reporting that China's stock market the Hang Seng is at an all time high, while the US NYSE is at 2000 and continues to fall. The editorial page writer Master K'ung (Confucius) pondered the eight...
View 'Activist Dragons Ousted in the USA'
Funny story: Necktie bandits wanted for wave of assaults

Necktie bandits wanted for wave of assaults

Police reports regarding so-called "necktie bandits" have been flooding emergency phone centers as the rise of assaults on businessmen have been increasing around cities' financial districts. Assailants are grabbing the neckties of passersby and f...
View 'Necktie bandits wanted for wave of assaults'
Funny story: Liberty Man Strikes a Blow against Zero Tolerance

Liberty Man Strikes a Blow against Zero Tolerance

Pleasantville, KS - A masked man in a black-and-gold caped costume crashed through the ceiling of the office at Joe Sixpack Middle School, introduced himself as "Liberty Man," and threatened to confiscate the principal's car unless he r...
View 'Liberty Man Strikes a Blow against Zero Tolerance'
Funny story: Summer missing - environmental group claim responsibility

Summer missing - environmental group claim responsibility

An environmental group claimed to have kidnapped summer in a shock declaration today. They say that they are responsible for the disappearance of the Sun and blue skies, and have replaced summer weather with rain, flooding and the wettest June since...
View 'Summer missing - environmental group claim responsibility'
Funny story: Sixties Duo Revives Iraqi Old Standard

Sixties Duo Revives Iraqi Old Standard

The famed duo that brought so many wonderful songs to the first generation of antiwar activists in the sixties and seventies (known only as S&G) have reunited to update their old standard "I am Iraq."...
View 'Sixties Duo Revives Iraqi Old Standard'
Funny story: Chimpanzee Unemployment, Homelessness On The Rise

Chimpanzee Unemployment, Homelessness On The Rise

BEAVERTON, OREGON (AP Newsliar) -- Unemployment and homelessness is on the rise among the nation's chimpanzee population, amid a decline in the use of primates for animal research.
View 'Chimpanzee Unemployment, Homelessness On The Rise'

Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)
Breaking News...

Ferguson Police to Lay Off 3 Black Officers

Ferguson Police say that their experiment to hire black police officers to stem the violence in the predominantly black city has failed. They will lay off all black officers and not hire any more.

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 2 multiplied by 1?

8 11 2 18


Go to top