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Simon Cowell Action Figures Recalled En Masse

Toy manufacturer Ashbro have recalled 250,000 Simon Cowell action figures after a potential choking hazard was discovered. Over 375,000 of the action figures, with gripping hands and life like hair have already sold, making the toy this year's m...

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"G.I. Joe" Leaves Moviegoers Asking: "Where's the 'Kung-Fu Grip?"

Funny story: "G.I. Joe" Leaves Moviegoers Asking: "Where's the 'Kung-Fu Grip?"

Hollywood, California - When the new improved "G.I. Joe" with "Kung-Fu Action Grip" hit the toy store shelves in 1974, it left boys in the neighborhood stuck with their older versions of the 12-inch action figure holding their manhood cheep. So why w...

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Presenting Joe The Plumber Action Figure Doll

Funny story: Presenting Joe The Plumber Action Figure Doll

PEORIA, Illinois - The Assbro Toy Co. has just announced that it has started 24-hour-a-day production on what they are hoping will be the most popular toy of the Christmas season the 'Joe The Plumber' action figure doll.' Assbro will be selling t...

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Talking Jesus Action Figure being recalled

Funny story: Talking Jesus Action Figure being recalled

The company that produces the Talking Jesus Action Figure, a big hit during the past Christmas season, has ordered a recall of the toy today.

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Toy Company Releases Jesus Action Figure

Funny story: Toy Company Releases Jesus Action Figure

First, there was G.I. Joe. Then, G.I. Joe had kung fu grip. After that, there was an avalanche of super hero, He-Man, Ninja Turtle, Power Ranger, and thousands of other action figures (a.k.a. dolls for boys). Now, toy makers, in conjunction with W...

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