Toy manufacturer Ashbro have recalled 250,000 Simon Cowell action figures after a potential choking hazard was discovered.
Over 375,000 of the action figures, with gripping hands and life like hair have already sold, making the toy this year's m...
Hollywood, California - When the new improved "G.I. Joe" with "Kung-Fu Action Grip" hit the toy store shelves in 1974, it left boys in the neighborhood stuck with their older versions of the 12-inch action figure holding their manhood cheep. So why w...
PEORIA, Illinois - The Assbro Toy Co. has just announced that it has started 24-hour-a-day production on what they are hoping will be the most popular toy of the Christmas season the 'Joe The Plumber' action figure doll.'
Assbro will be selling t...
The company that produces the Talking Jesus Action Figure, a big hit during the past Christmas season, has ordered a recall of the toy today.
First, there was G.I. Joe. Then, G.I. Joe had kung fu grip. After that, there was an avalanche of super hero, He-Man, Ninja Turtle, Power Ranger, and thousands of other action figures (a.k.a. dolls for boys). Now, toy makers, in conjunction with W...
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