People who are experts at predicting the future in movies say that the typical movie in the years beginning in 2020 will have four different movies in one.
"Because of our nation's short attention span, we are 95% sure that there will be four 30-3...
HOLLYWOOD - Lady Gaga has stated that it is time for her to go from the concert lights to the movie lights as she announces she has just signed to appear in her very first motion picture.
The New York singer will be appearing in the Robert Rodrigu...
The American Association of Archaeologists has issued a statement to counteract what it calls "vicious lies and fallacies" about their work.
James Tukinluk, the head of the AAA, maintains from his post at Berkeley that "movies like Indiana Jones,...
HOLLYWOOD - Massachusetts native Chris Evans says that he has never been prouder of one of his movies as he is about Captain America: The First Avenger a film based on the Marvel Comics character.
He recently spoke with Voodoo Dupree of The West H...
1) You sent me ACTION MAN in the 1960s. (GI Joe in the US?) The greatest toys I ever had! i still have them.
Sylvester Stallone, The star of too many Rocky movies, has been caught illegally bringing Human Growth Hormone into Australia.
Most of you I'm sure watch the TV series "My Name is Earl". This televised program jerked a man named Bruno Giggles into action he has 956 items on his list the twenty three year old estimates with the amount he has it will take him more than three years to complete it.
A leading cardinal has urged Christians to take legal action against the best-selling book The Di Caprio Code, along with the recent film adaptation currently attracting enormous crowds at box offices across the world.
A website urging Vin Diesel to run for president, purportedly set up as a joke, has unintendedly caused the action star to take up the challenge.
Buffalo NY - A lawyer, who wishes to remain anonomyous, for the moment, is filing a classs action law suit again several drug companies in the United States.
I am big hearted and a sucker for a sob-story. Any time anyone is in any trouble, I am always the first to put my shoulder to the grindstone, grease my elbow or write a BIG FAT CHECK. Two years ago, one of my neighbor’s dogs ran away. I tried and tried to find it – going so far as to put my LAMcopter into action – but the dog was never found. Did I let this tragedy pass unnoticed? Of course n...
Georgia -- An angry Georgian has vowed to take legal action against the makers of the grenade that sadly failed to kill George Bush on Tuesday.
Unconfirmed Sources report new plans are in the works for nationwide redistricting. Troubled by stubbornly Democratic states, one Republican congressional leader stated "Direct action is required to insure GOP hegemony." On the heels of the...
Due to fears that they may graduate the next Omarosa, many colleges across the country have ended their affirmative action programs.
George Bush has revealed that what he calls his 'government' is in fact "Reality" computer game "The Sims". The action centers around a mansion called "The Wihte Haus" and its inhabitants.
I was watching tennis last night on the telly, and I didn't quite understand what it was about. Two people just hitting a ball around, I mean come on! At least with football you have some kind of team action going on. But with tennis it's just like, what?!...
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