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Funny story: GE to Buy Phurken Industrial Plumbing Supply

GE to Buy Phurken Industrial Plumbing Supply

Financial industry insiders from a shared mergers and acquisitions cubicles in the sub-let financial offices of the Katz Deli basement, today reported a General Electric leveraged buy out of family owned Phurken Industrial Plumbing Supply. Private...
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Funny story: Wall Street Caught Napping as Barnes & Noble Merges with Baby Gap Stores

Wall Street Caught Napping as Barnes & Noble Merges with Baby Gap Stores

Rejecting Liberty Media's latest bid for the struggling book store chain, Barnes & Noble has announced the acceptance of a deal from The Gap that will merge current bookstore locations with clothing and accessories from Baby Gap specialty stores.
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Funny story: GE acquisition opens up new market

GE acquisition opens up new market

GE today revealed a takeover of a number of companies in the Bouncy Castle rental industry catapulting it into the number one place for inflatable Child Leisure Services in one fail swoop.
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Chris Christi Licks Sickness

As a result of an intensive three-year psychological reconditioning program under the supervision of Rick Santorum and Mike Huckabee, Chris Christi is almost completely cured of his homosexual disease
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