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Funny story: Adult acne and homeless cat problems solved

Adult acne and homeless cat problems solved

A new study by the Cornell University, School of Medicine, Dermatology Department has seemed to have made significant strides in alleviating two problems that have appeared unrelated up till now. It has been discovered that cat saliva may have a c...
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Funny story: Outbreak of Acne Ruins First (And Last) Date

Outbreak of Acne Ruins First (And Last) Date

A Miami man was today left shattered after an outbreak of acne marred a blind date which he was positive was odds on to lead to a possible sexual encounter. Regrettably that did not occur. Dr Daniel Cun, 32, handsome, charismatic, kind and a...
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Funny story: Higher Education Stymied. Police Shut Down Meth Lab at Votech School!

Higher Education Stymied. Police Shut Down Meth Lab at Votech School!

Police and K-9 units shut down a Charleston, W. Va industrial arts school after discovering that students, teachers, and the head administrator were running a pharmaceutical lab producing high grade Methamphetamine, (Meth.) Attention was drawn to...
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Funny story: Giant zit appears on Kate's temple

Giant zit appears on Kate's temple

Temple of the Mount, Windsore - Smothered in nearly an inch of industrial strength concealer make-up the huge pus-filled globule looked in imminent danger of bursting at today's medal handout ceremony. It sprang up, crap circle-like, above her lef...
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Funny story: Facebook Users Break Out In Zits

Facebook Users Break Out In Zits

New York, NY-- If you're a Facebook user, you might want to look in the mirror very closely this morning. Millions of Facebook users have broken out with severe acne (zits) overnight. Anyone who has a profile on Facebook is now dealing with the gre...
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Funny story: The Date Zit

The Date Zit

I just found a sodding zit, and I'm about to have a date Do I pick it? Do I squeeze it? The taxis here, too late! I'll dab some extra aftershave and hope that it dries it out. The taxi drivers bibbing his horn and I have Vesuvius on my snout. I'm looking sharp and clean and I'm hoping she wont notice. The taxi driver looks at me as if I could do with a mustard poultice. All the while I...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift Sues Acne Medication For Making Her Tits Disappear

Taylor Swift Sues Acne Medication For Making Her Tits Disappear

Country music singer Taylor Swift filed a lawsuit in a Nashville court yesterday against Clear Skin Acne Medication. Taylor, a teenage winner of multiple Grammy Awards, said in her lawsuit that the product made her already tiny tits "just disappear...
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Funny story: Sex Symbols Demand HD TV Ban

Sex Symbols Demand HD TV Ban

Sex symbol stars of TV and movies from Hollywood to Bollywood, and Elstree to Ealing staged a mass protest in Tokyo today over what they consider to be the evils of HD TV. It seems that HD TV highlights flaws such as zits, scars, hairiness, and bl...
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Funny story: Britney Spears' pimple makes front page news

Britney Spears' pimple makes front page news

Hollywood is all a buzz with the news that Britney Spears is sprouting a brand new, rose coloured pimple on the end of her nose. The pimple, nick-named The Scarlet Pimpernel, appeared last Saturday after Britney's big night out with Paris Hilton a...
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Funny story: Acne cream blamed for removal of G-Spot

Acne cream blamed for removal of G-Spot

Acne-ridden teenager Felicia Rudename has said she will be taking Searakill, the famed skin problem company to court over a claim that she lost her G-Spot following an intensive course of anti-acne treatment. She first used the product after one o...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Allergic to Pimple Cream

Miley Cyrus Allergic to Pimple Cream

Singer and actress Miley Cyrus, who plays title character Hannah Montana on the Disney Channel, is the idol of little girls and the object of affection for teenage boys all around the world. Imagine, then, the total outpouring of angst and sympathy...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Pops Pimple As World Watches

Miley Cyrus Pops Pimple As World Watches

"Please pass the Clearasil," asked Miley Cyrus of her manager at her latest tween concert/squeal-fest. The fifteen year old television startlet and would be singer had just popped an enormous zit and wanted to be sure that she was protecte...
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Funny story: Acne Medication Removes Volcano

Acne Medication Removes Volcano

Melikalikimaka, Hawaii (IPP) - Sientists at Hawaii's Volcano Research Institute (HVRI) have successfully removed a volcano by applying acne medicine to the volcano's surface.
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Funny story: Researchers Discover Link Between Masturbation and Acne

Researchers Discover Link Between Masturbation and Acne

Researchers at Johns Hopkins University Medical School have discovered a link between frequency of masturbation and amount of acne. The study, to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine in January, brings these connections to light and p...
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Funny story: Oil Crisis: West to Resume Whaling and Considers Draining Adolescents

Oil Crisis: West to Resume Whaling and Considers Draining Adolescents

The Western powers are to remove all bans on whaling as the international oil crisis deepens. And America's acne-ridden, hormone-charged adolescents are also being drafted in as a supplementary source of fuel.
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After dumping two tons of genetically modified fish into the Atlantic, anyone henceforth fishing in any ocean or sea anywhere in the world will have to buy a licence from Monsanto ... or be sued.
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