Funny satire stories about Accrington

Try another search?

Farty Arse Comes Up Trumps!

Funny story: Farty Arse Comes Up Trumps!

Accrington man, Farty Arse, who changed his name by deed poll from Julius Woodbine in 1997 has come up trumps on the National Lottery after netting a cool five hundred pounds on a scratch card. Mr Arse - unemployed since 1979 - excitedly revealed...

Read full story View 'Farty Arse Comes Up Trumps!'

Federico Macheda To Be Loaned To Accrington Stanley

Funny story: Federico Macheda To Be Loaned To Accrington Stanley

Sir Alex Ferguson has announced that he is sending Italian football ace Federico Macheda on loan to Accrington Stanley, with immediate effect. The decision comes following the defeat in the FA Cup semi final. It is thought that Macheda's failure t...

Read full story View 'Federico Macheda To Be Loaned To Accrington Stanley'

Accrington Man Is A Bit Annoyed

Funny story: Accrington Man Is A Bit Annoyed

Steve Gaunt, of Accrington, has recently voiced his opinions on the global economic crisis and the reasons behind it, it was revealed by his close friends and family. "I'm just a bit annoyed, really. The credit crunch is really hurting me and my...

Read full story View 'Accrington Man Is A Bit Annoyed'

Accrington Alien Invasion Latest

Funny story: Accrington Alien Invasion Latest

Accrington, Lancashire - Live - I just met up with the mayor of Accrington in a pub by the cemetary. In the distance we can hear the shocking sounds of ray guns, lasers, and the the crack of cricket bat on alien head. The mayor of Accrington, the...

Read full story View 'Accrington Alien Invasion Latest'

Aliens Attack Accrington - It's Total Chaos

Funny story: Aliens Attack Accrington - It's Total Chaos

Accrington, Lancashire - As we speak, alien attack ships have opened fire on Accrington ,Lancashire with laser beams, death rays and sonic eardrum blasters. Reports are also coming in of alien starships disgorging hordes of little grey alien foots...

Read full story View 'Aliens Attack Accrington - It's Total Chaos'

Breaking news…

Blue tits, lavender tits, silicone tits!

Tea tree oils and lavender oil increase the size of male breasts scientists have discovered. Sorry ladies, a trip to Silicone Valley is still necessary for you!
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
45 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more