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Funny story: Jason Statham is the Accountant

Jason Statham is the Accountant

Jason Statham, the thinking Woman's Danny Dyer is said to be taking on a new acting challenge in his latest Block-Buster, playing an accountant, called James Woods in his new release 'The Accountant'. The balding star of such films as 'Straight to...
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Funny story: A Bush in the Hand is Apparently Worth Two Birds

A Bush in the Hand is Apparently Worth Two Birds

Reported cryptically by William Hempstead from Kingston Upon Thames, U.K., accountant and winner of the 2008 Twit of the Year Awards, a bush in the hand has indeed been found to be worth at least two birds. Traveling with other improperly dressed...
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Funny story: Ron Johnson Admits He's a Bad Accountant

Ron Johnson Admits He's a Bad Accountant

Oshkosh, WI--Republican Senate nominee Ron Johnson admitted that he isn't a very good accountant. "I was the accountant when my company PACUR used government money to expand the business. I really didn't know how to put the government money on th...
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Funny story: Accountant Bernard Shoft, 39, Drowned in Red Ink

Accountant Bernard Shoft, 39, Drowned in Red Ink

Bernard Shoft, a third shift accountant at The United States Mint at Philadelphia, loved to entertain his fellow workers with his antics. Saturday night that tradition came to a sad end as he fell into a vat of red ink and drowned before he could be...
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Funny story: Accounting Rules Soon to Apply to Pet Grooming

Accounting Rules Soon to Apply to Pet Grooming

The Financial Accounting Standards Board (FASB) ruled today that pet grooming will be subject to accounting oversight as of June 30, 2009 because they have been unable to account for the 12 billion in bailout money they received last fall. "Thes...
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Funny story: Boring Man Bores Everybody With Another Boring Speech

Boring Man Bores Everybody With Another Boring Speech

The world's most boring man, Kevin Brown has once again talked a load of complete bollocks to delegates at the 75th annual accountants awards.
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Original Whitney Houston Lyrics Found

Who knew? Whitney's 1985 Smash Hit, 'Saving All My Love For You,' was originally penned for a porno flick. The original lyrics appear to have been, 'Shaving All My Muff For You.'
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