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Funny story: Actor/Director White Guilt Wins 58th Oscar

Actor/Director White Guilt Wins 58th Oscar

LOS ANGELES At the 86th academy awards the big winner was again perennial favorite White Guilt who topped off his already storied career with his 58th Academy Award for his performance in 12 Years A Slave. Says Guilt, "It was amazing to be part o...
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Funny story: Travolta Stops Fight Between Bullock And Blanchet

Travolta Stops Fight Between Bullock And Blanchet

John Travolta says that calling Idina Menzel 'Adele Dazeem' at Oscars was a disaster. "I've been beating myself up ever since," he told me in an exclusive interview. But it turns out that the aging star, who has been the object of ridicule for his...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Says She Wants To Date Edgar Martirosyan, The World's Most Famous Pizza Delivery Man

Lindsay Lohan Says She Wants To Date Edgar Martirosyan, The World's Most Famous Pizza Delivery Man

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Lindsay Lohan stated that she was watching the Academy Awards Show at her home when suddenly she saw a man whom she said she was fascinated with. Lohan is talking about Edgar Martirosyan, the pizza delivery man who delivered 3 pi...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Applies To Adopt 12 Years A Slave and Captain Philips Oscar Stars

Angelina Jolie Applies To Adopt 12 Years A Slave and Captain Philips Oscar Stars

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have applied to adopt several Oscar nominees after meeting them at the Oscar Ceremony on Sunday Night. Best Supporting Actress winner Lupita Nyong'o and Captain Philips Best Supporting Actor Nominee Barkhad Abdi were b...
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Funny story: Lupita Nyong'o Winner of The Academy Award For Best Actress For The Film 12 Years A Slave Said That Spike Lee Tried To Buy Her Oscar

Lupita Nyong'o Winner of The Academy Award For Best Actress For The Film 12 Years A Slave Said That Spike Lee Tried To Buy Her Oscar

HOLLYWOOD - Kenyan actress Lupita Nyong'o said that she still cannot believe that she beat out such noted actresses as Julia Roberts and Jennifer Lawrence in the Academy Awards Best Supporting Actress Category. Nyong'o who said she is a big fan of...
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Funny story: Pharrell Williams Was Asked Not To Wear His Silly-Looking Smokey The Bear Hat At The Academy Awards Show

Pharrell Williams Was Asked Not To Wear His Silly-Looking Smokey The Bear Hat At The Academy Awards Show

HOLLYWOOD - Pharrell Williams was nominated for an Oscar for his song "Happy" from the movie Frozen. Before the show started Williams was asked by an executive with the Academy Awards Show that they did not want him to wear his bent up Smokey the...
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Funny story: Little Caesar's Pizza Wants To Hire Ellen DeGeneres To Be Their Spokesperson

Little Caesar's Pizza Wants To Hire Ellen DeGeneres To Be Their Spokesperson

DETROIT - The Detroit-based Little Caesar's Pizza Chain has just stated that they would love to hire Ellen DeGeneres to be their national television spokesperson. A representative for the worldwide pizza franchise, Drew Bizzinetti, informed the ne...
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Funny story: President Obama Wins $1,375 Betting On The Academy Awards

President Obama Wins $1,375 Betting On The Academy Awards

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama said that he has never enjoyed watching the Academy Award Show more than he did this one. The president watched the Tinsel Town show on The White House Big Screen TV Room along with the first lady (Michelle Obama...
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Funny story: With World War 3 Looming The Big Question Still Remains - Did Ellen DeGeneres Pocket Pizza Man's Tip?

With World War 3 Looming The Big Question Still Remains - Did Ellen DeGeneres Pocket Pizza Man's Tip?

As tension mounts in the Crimea Peninsula, with Russia threatening to attack Ukraine forces if they do not surrender, the world holds it breath to see if the $500 tip collected by Oscar host Ellen DeGeneres from a host of Hollywood stars actually get...
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Funny story: John Travolta, Kim Novak and Goldie Hawn Cause Melting Chaos At Oscars

John Travolta, Kim Novak and Goldie Hawn Cause Melting Chaos At Oscars

Last nights Oscar Ceremony ended in chaos after several high profile actors melted backstage, resulting in pools of molten plastic and the early end of the ceremony. Due to the excessive heat of stage lights and so much plastic surgery, several st...
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Funny story: Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Texted Ellen DeGeneres During The Academy Awards And Told Her To Dress Like A Woman Instead of Like A Man

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Texted Ellen DeGeneres During The Academy Awards And Told Her To Dress Like A Woman Instead of Like A Man

HOLLYWOOD - Ellen DeGeneres said that she could not believe a text message she received during the Academy Award Show. The host said that during the show's third hour she received a text message from Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona. The 69-year-...
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Funny story: Pizza Sales Skyrocket As Academy Awards Show Host Ellen DeGeneres Orders Pizzas For The Celebrity Audience

Pizza Sales Skyrocket As Academy Awards Show Host Ellen DeGeneres Orders Pizzas For The Celebrity Audience

HOLLYWOOD - The Pompous Pizza Parlor located across the street from the Dolby Theater where the Academy Award Show was held has just said that they broke their all-time record for pizza sales thanks to the Oscar's host Ellen DeGeneres. Ellen asked...
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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Explains Why She Did Not Win The Academy Award For Best Actress For Her Film 'Gravity'

Sandra Bullock Explains Why She Did Not Win The Academy Award For Best Actress For Her Film 'Gravity'

HOLLYWOOD - Austin-native Sandra Bullock was disappointed that she did not win the Oscar for Best Actress. The Academy Award Show which was hosted by Ellen DeGeneres, an avowed lesbianite, was held at the luxurious Dolby Theater which recently had...
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Funny story: "Hottest MILF Award" not a category at this year's Oscars

"Hottest MILF Award" not a category at this year's Oscars

Since it's creation in the 1970's the "Hottest MILF Award" has been a coverted trophy for actresses at the Oscars. However, it had always courted controversy and now the award is to no longer be a category at this year's film ceremony. Critics had...
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Funny story: American Families Divided And At War - Will It Be The Oscars or The Walking Dead?

American Families Divided And At War - Will It Be The Oscars or The Walking Dead?

Families and couples across America are reportedly arguing, bickering and fighting amongst themselves, with reports of divorce proceedings, runaway kids and couples splitting up and going their separate ways, coming from all corners United States.
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Funny story: 2014 Oscar Winners Leaked

2014 Oscar Winners Leaked

Reports emanating from Hollywood are suggesting that the winners of Sunday's 86th Academy Awards have already been leaked and that several stars are not now going to attend the Oscar ceremony citing "what is the point?" The leaked memo names the w...
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Funny story: Six hours of Ellen DeGeneres in a pink crushed velvet tuxedo? Again?

Six hours of Ellen DeGeneres in a pink crushed velvet tuxedo? Again?

Los Angeles - Comedian and TV host Ellen DeGeneres is returning to front Sunday night's Oscars 'because she didn't get in on the all-LGBT reporting gravy train' that broadcast the Winter Games in Sochi her publicist said today. So seven years afte...
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Funny story: Scandalous stars for Sunday's Oscars Night

Scandalous stars for Sunday's Oscars Night

Los Angeles - Giant black holes 'as large as the Big Dipper' have appeared in two of Hollywood's most famous senior luminaries' birth charts as they ready to receive Lifetime Achievement Awards from the Oscars Committee. Woody Allen and Roman Pola...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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