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Funny story: Oscar Selects Best Remake of Year

Oscar Selects Best Remake of Year

If you bothered to watch the colorblind Oscars hosted by Chris Rock, you saw a case in assuaging one's racist past. As Rock pointed out, Oscar has showcased 71 years out of 88 without a black acting nominee. Since there are many excellent black ac...
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Funny story: Oscars To Be Re-named the Patties

Oscars To Be Re-named the Patties

In a controversial move announced today the Oscars are to be re-named the Patties. A spokesman from the Oscars committee made the following announcement. "We were told that a statue of a bare-chested bald man holding a sword between his legs was...
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Funny story: Oscar Salad by Ann Tone

Oscar Salad by Ann Tone

Red faces were very much in vogue in Hollywood after last nights Oscars. A delivery person, carrying a long wooden tray of salad ingredients was sent by security staff to the front entrance of the Dolby Theatre in Hollywood, instead of the servan...
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Funny story: Three Oscar-winning cinematographers reveal their favorite shots

Three Oscar-winning cinematographers reveal their favorite shots

Los Angeles - "Favorite shot would be the Measles/Mumps/Rubella triple," Emmanuel Lubezki, maker of Gravity, said this weekend, "sure saved my ass during the last pandemic as well as my kids'. Tetanus booster comes a close second of course." The...
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Funny story: All Oscar nominees for Best Actress award are women

All Oscar nominees for Best Actress award are women

For the first time in history, all the nominees for Best Actress at the Oscar's are women. The surprise turnaround follows sustained pressure from feminist activist groups, who called the decision to give the coveted Best Actress award to male no...
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Funny story: Hollywood Movie on Banking... the Whole Nine Yards!

Hollywood Movie on Banking... the Whole Nine Yards!

A new film "The Banker" is set to make Hollywood history. Starring Kevin Costner, Al Pacino, Joe Pizza, Marcella Pretzel and Kevin Downey Junior... this could be the film of the decade. It lifts the lid off the American banking fraternity for good. A...
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Funny story: A look at next year's Oscar contenders

A look at next year's Oscar contenders

Here is a sneak peak of some of the films that are predicted to do well at the 2015 Oscars. "Fists of a Father"- a hard-hitting (pun intended) drama about the horrors of life under a tyrannical and violent father, seen through the eyes of his daughter, set against the back drop of the Korean war. Based on a best selling novel, although heavily edited for the film version. Starring newcomer Na...
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Funny story: Actor/Director White Guilt Wins 58th Oscar

Actor/Director White Guilt Wins 58th Oscar

LOS ANGELES At the 86th academy awards the big winner was again perennial favorite White Guilt who topped off his already storied career with his 58th Academy Award for his performance in 12 Years A Slave. Says Guilt, "It was amazing to be part o...
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Funny story: Travolta Stops Fight Between Bullock And Blanchet

Travolta Stops Fight Between Bullock And Blanchet

John Travolta says that calling Idina Menzel 'Adele Dazeem' at Oscars was a disaster. "I've been beating myself up ever since," he told me in an exclusive interview. But it turns out that the aging star, who has been the object of ridicule for his...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Says She Wants To Date Edgar Martirosyan, The World's Most Famous Pizza Delivery Man

Lindsay Lohan Says She Wants To Date Edgar Martirosyan, The World's Most Famous Pizza Delivery Man

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Lindsay Lohan stated that she was watching the Academy Awards Show at her home when suddenly she saw a man whom she said she was fascinated with. Lohan is talking about Edgar Martirosyan, the pizza delivery man who delivered 3 pi...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Applies To Adopt 12 Years A Slave and Captain Philips Oscar Stars

Angelina Jolie Applies To Adopt 12 Years A Slave and Captain Philips Oscar Stars

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have applied to adopt several Oscar nominees after meeting them at the Oscar Ceremony on Sunday Night. Best Supporting Actress winner Lupita Nyong'o and Captain Philips Best Supporting Actor Nominee Barkhad Abdi were b...
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Funny story: Lupita Nyong'o Winner of The Academy Award For Best Actress For The Film 12 Years A Slave Said That Spike Lee Tried To Buy Her Oscar

Lupita Nyong'o Winner of The Academy Award For Best Actress For The Film 12 Years A Slave Said That Spike Lee Tried To Buy Her Oscar

HOLLYWOOD - Kenyan actress Lupita Nyong'o said that she still cannot believe that she beat out such noted actresses as Julia Roberts and Jennifer Lawrence in the Academy Awards Best Supporting Actress Category. Nyong'o who said she is a big fan of...
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Funny story: Pharrell Williams Was Asked Not To Wear His Silly-Looking Smokey The Bear Hat At The Academy Awards Show

Pharrell Williams Was Asked Not To Wear His Silly-Looking Smokey The Bear Hat At The Academy Awards Show

HOLLYWOOD - Pharrell Williams was nominated for an Oscar for his song "Happy" from the movie Frozen. Before the show started Williams was asked by an executive with the Academy Awards Show that they did not want him to wear his bent up Smokey the...
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Funny story: Little Caesar's Pizza Wants To Hire Ellen DeGeneres To Be Their Spokesperson

Little Caesar's Pizza Wants To Hire Ellen DeGeneres To Be Their Spokesperson

DETROIT - The Detroit-based Little Caesar's Pizza Chain has just stated that they would love to hire Ellen DeGeneres to be their national television spokesperson. A representative for the worldwide pizza franchise, Drew Bizzinetti, informed the ne...
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Funny story: President Obama Wins $1,375 Betting On The Academy Awards

President Obama Wins $1,375 Betting On The Academy Awards

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama said that he has never enjoyed watching the Academy Award Show more than he did this one. The president watched the Tinsel Town show on The White House Big Screen TV Room along with the first lady (Michelle Obama...
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Funny story: With World War 3 Looming The Big Question Still Remains - Did Ellen DeGeneres Pocket Pizza Man's Tip?

With World War 3 Looming The Big Question Still Remains - Did Ellen DeGeneres Pocket Pizza Man's Tip?

As tension mounts in the Crimea Peninsula, with Russia threatening to attack Ukraine forces if they do not surrender, the world holds it breath to see if the $500 tip collected by Oscar host Ellen DeGeneres from a host of Hollywood stars actually get...
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Funny story: John Travolta, Kim Novak and Goldie Hawn Cause Melting Chaos At Oscars

John Travolta, Kim Novak and Goldie Hawn Cause Melting Chaos At Oscars

Last nights Oscar Ceremony ended in chaos after several high profile actors melted backstage, resulting in pools of molten plastic and the early end of the ceremony. Due to the excessive heat of stage lights and so much plastic surgery, several st...
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Funny story: Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Texted Ellen DeGeneres During The Academy Awards And Told Her To Dress Like A Woman Instead of Like A Man

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Texted Ellen DeGeneres During The Academy Awards And Told Her To Dress Like A Woman Instead of Like A Man

HOLLYWOOD - Ellen DeGeneres said that she could not believe a text message she received during the Academy Award Show. The host said that during the show's third hour she received a text message from Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona. The 69-year-...
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