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How not to crack America

Funny story: How not to crack America

Cheryl Cole didn't make it in America because even though she is fit, she is an unintelligible Geordie div. Robbie Williams was too fat, fair enough. Even British success story Tesco's flopped in America (although they should have known better than t...

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Court rules Abu Hamza can be extradited to Ecuador

Funny story: Court rules Abu Hamza can be extradited to Ecuador

London - The radical cleric is to be put on a plane for Quito after three Appeal Court judges agreed to his repatriation under the Human Frights Act. Today's ruling also means four other undesirables detained alongside the hate preacher are free t...

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Abu Hamza lands Panto Role

Funny story: Abu Hamza lands Panto Role

Abu Hamza was unable to be extradited to the U.S. to face terrorist charges when it emerged he had landed a starring role in the coming seasons Pantomime "Peter Pan" at Kings Theatre , Brombton. The trial Judge was overjoyed to hear that Hamza wil...

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Shortlist for Archbishop of Canterbury position announced

Funny story: Shortlist for Archbishop of Canterbury position announced

The final shortlist for the soon to be vacant Archbishop of Canterbury position was announced today by a group of men in fancy dress and funny hats, although these were later revealed to be their religious uniforms worn for special occasions and to s...

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Abu "Hook" Hanza plays get out of jail free card

Funny story: Abu "Hook" Hanza plays get out of jail free card

Abu "Hook" Hanza, the radical terrorist, has challenged the Government for keeping him in Belmarsh prison for the past number of years, and has said that he should be released immediately prior to any sort of extradition. He claims that he was pla...

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Abu Hamza off to America

Abu Hamza has asked the Court if he can be allowed to walk to the U.S. as part of a sponsored walk to collect for Charity. Hamza said he wanted to save the UK taxpayers money and at the same time do something useful.. Using the little known rou...

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Abu (The Hook) Hamza to release album

Funny story: Abu (The Hook) Hamza to release album

Abu Hamza, the jailed Muslim cleric, is perhaps more well known for his fanatical preachings and prosthetic 'hook' than for his musical talents and so news today that he is to release a music album will come as a surprise to many. Hamza,(52) is cu...

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Abu Hamza gets a new job

Crazy one-eyed hook-handed fire-breathing Muslim cleric Abu Hamza has got a new job as an airline pilot, thanks to a Woolwich Job-Centre. There, Manager Barry Clueless said "Hamza cannot be refused a job under disability or race discrimination or...

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Abu "Hook" Hamza's simple request causes mayhem

Funny story: Abu "Hook" Hamza's simple request causes mayhem

Abu Hamza, whose real name is Mustapha Kamel Mustapha, a much funnier name than the one we know and love him for, caused uproar and consternation amongst his supporters and staff at Belmarsh jail on his first ever day of real work since he came to th...

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Headless Corpse Named As Abu Hamza

Funny story: Headless Corpse Named As Abu Hamza

Detectives investigating the death of a man whose decapitated body was found behind a row of shops in north London have identified the body as that of Abu Hamza who was jailed for seven years in 2007 for inciting racial hatred in Lon...

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Lourdes to Close!

Funny story: Lourdes to Close!

The French have been given six months to come up with a miraculous cure, or their famous Pilgrimage Site will be closed down. The small town of Lourdes in France has apparently become a shrine when Roman Catholic Nun, Sister Bernadet...

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Abu Hamza in "JK Rowling recruited me" shock horror

Funny story: Abu Hamza in "JK Rowling recruited me" shock horror

HMP Belmarsh, London; Saturday 11 February 2006 - (Rioters)...

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Hamza admits Shoe Bomber is his son by Caplin

Radical cleric and Belmarsh-detainee Mustafa Kemal Mustafa - variously known as Cap'n Hook and Abu Hamza - today issued a statement via his lawyers @aintgottaprayer.com that convicted "shoe bomber" Richard Reid is his nat...

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Jabba the Trump

I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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