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Man Knows Nothing About US Politics

Funny story: Man Knows Nothing About US Politics

A writer on the satirical news website TheSpoof.com has revealed how he 'aches' to write a story on US politics, but is prevented from doing so by his complete lack of knowledge on the subject. Moys Kenwood, 54, says he knows who Donald Trump is,...

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Donald Trump's Lincolnesque Moment

Funny story: Donald Trump's Lincolnesque Moment

The following is a transcript from Donald Trump's speech at Gettysburg, October 22, 2016. Gettysburg, PA--Eleven score and seven gropes ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived by libertines, and dedicated to the pro...

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What's Behind Lincoln's Face on Mount Rushmore?

Funny story: What's Behind Lincoln's Face on Mount Rushmore?

The 16th president of the U.S. may be known as "Honest Abe," but he's been hiding a secret room behind his face on Mount Rushmore. The room is not accessible to the public, but through the use of long-distance, super duper X-ray technology, an int...

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Lincoln Monuments Attacked When Americans Realize That He Created Income Tax

Funny story: Lincoln Monuments Attacked When Americans Realize That He Created Income Tax

Upon reading an article in a national newspaper stating that Abraham Lincoln was the one responsible for starting federal income tax, angered Americans across the country began a hate campaign against all memorabilia of the formerly beloved President...

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Brainy tot proves kids--even little geniuses--say the darndest things!

She's smarter than Abraham Lincoln (I. Q. 128), Bill Clinton (I. Q. 137), Napoleon Bonaparte (I. Q. 145) Sigmund Freud (I. Q. 156), Benjamin Franklin (I. Q. 160), and even Stephen Hawking (I Q. 160). Three-year-old Alice Amos, of the United Kingdom (...

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Lincoln Highway to be Renamed Bob Marley Highway

Funny story: Lincoln Highway to be Renamed Bob Marley Highway

CHEYENNE, WYOMING - The Lincoln Highway, created in 1913 and stretching 3400 miles coast to coast, from New York to San Francisco, will be renamed Bob Marley Highway in a ceremony this summer at the highest point on the highway, Sherman Hill, located...

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"Second Coming" Come and Gone?

Funny story: "Second Coming" Come and Gone?

There was a brief moment of what can only be described as pandemonium yesterday near the Lincoln Memorial at Washington's National Mall. A man claiming to be Jesus of Nazareth was seen to walk barefoot across the Reflecting PooL scene of many a p...

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Abraham Lincoln to Switch Parties

Funny story: Abraham Lincoln to Switch Parties

HEAVEN--In a tweet sent from heaven yesterday, Abraham Lincoln announced: "Watching the Party of Me turn into the party of Steve King and Don Young. Am switching to the other side, till my side gets its shit together." The founder of the modern Re...

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South Dakota May Have To Sell Mount Rushmore

Funny story: South Dakota May Have To Sell Mount Rushmore

KEYSTONE, South Dakota - A fact finding team comprised of three South Dakota state senators recently traveled to the Black Hills town of Keystone, South Dakota. They visited the Mount Rushmore National Memorial, site of the colossal presidential s...

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Mt. Rushmore Mistaken for the Fiscal Cliff; Lincoln Loses Face

Funny story: Mt. Rushmore Mistaken for the Fiscal Cliff; Lincoln Loses Face

Keystone, South Dakota - The Mount Rushmore National Memorial was severely damaged last night by a missile fired by a US military drone. The attack apparently was commissioned by Congress in what is now being called "a clerical error." "Our bad,"...

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Bill O'Reilly Reveals Inspiration Behind His Books

Funny story: Bill O'Reilly Reveals Inspiration Behind His Books

Fox News' chief of making speculation sound like actual facts, Bill O'Reilly, has revealed where he got the idea for his latest books 'Killing Lincoln' and 'Killing Kennedy'. O'Reilly, who co-wrote the books with the rarely mentioned Martin Dugard...

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Donald Trump Is Not Happy With Mitt Romney

Funny story: Donald Trump Is Not Happy With Mitt Romney

MANHATTAN - Donald Trump is back on the proverbial political warpath. And this time the Trumpster says that if things don't change in the Romney presidential campaign he may just end up voting for the Peace and Freedom Party candidate Roseanne Barr.

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JFK: Zombie Hunter Set to Surpass Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Funny story: JFK: Zombie Hunter Set to Surpass Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Hollywood may well have surpassed itself after it was announced today that Kevin Costner has signed up with Universal Studios to write, produce, direct and star in the highly anticipated JFK: Zombie Hunter movie which, along with the recently release...

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Trapdoor found under Dorking Swimming Pool

Funny story: Trapdoor found under Dorking Swimming Pool

Maintenance crews repairing the hairline fracture in Dorking Swimming Pool have discovered a large trapdoor leading to previously undiscovered underground chambers. "The pool was constructed originally in 1870," said pool manager, Captain Jeremiah...

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Bill O'Reilly's Book On Abraham Lincoln Has Been Found To Have A Few Historical Inaccuracies

Funny story: Bill O'Reilly's Book On Abraham Lincoln Has Been Found To Have A Few Historical Inaccuracies

NEW YORK CITY - One of the nation's leading political talk show commentators Bill O'Reilly says that he really enjoyed writing his latest book titled, Killing Lincoln: The Shocking Assassination That Changed America Forever. The 62-year-old host o...

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Al Gore Cancels April Fools' Day for Planet Earth

Funny story: Al Gore Cancels April Fools' Day for Planet Earth

Planning on playing a few tricks on April 1? Fuhgeddaboudit. That's the message from Al Gore, former U.S. Vice President, guardian of the planet, and inventor of the Internet. "Things are so bad in the world, there's nothing to laugh at thi...

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Who will be Spielberg's Lincoln?

Steven Spielberg, the legendary producer and moviemaker, is now on the talent scout trail...he is on the lookout for an actor or non-actor to portray the well-loved (the North) and the well-hated (the South) former president of the United States: Abr...

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Ghost Of Lincoln Boots Glenn Beck Out Of His Memorial

Funny story: Ghost Of Lincoln Boots Glenn Beck Out Of His Memorial

Glenn Beck returned quietly late at night after his speech at the Lincoln Memorial to gloat over his success. "I really had 'em in the palm of my hand!" he snickered to himself. The empty hall echoed smally his laughter. Empty, that is, save for another set of footsteps approaching. Beck frightened, turned to see a tall figure approaching him. The individual had a ghostly appearance. He had to...

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Jabba the Trump

I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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