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Funny story: Fix it man kidnapped and forced to fix things

Fix it man kidnapped and forced to fix things

A handyman from California who went missing six months ago has told police that he was taken hostage and forced to do odd jobs around a large house. Gordon Bucket said that after being hired to fix a leaking tap at the Playboy Mansion in Holmby Hi...
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Funny story: Teacher runs off to France with embryo

Teacher runs off to France with embryo

Schoolteacher Mr P Doe File has not been seen since last Monday where he failed to show up for his algebra class and it is believed he has run off to start a new life overseas with an embryo he has been grooming. He told a close friend that the co...
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Funny story: Aliens Abduct Digbeth Resident In Fiat Punto

Aliens Abduct Digbeth Resident In Fiat Punto

Digbeth resident Harry Powell claims to have been abducted by aliens this morning. Mr Powell, 53, was eating cornflakes at his breakfast table, when he claims a small group of extra-terrestrial beings invaded his home and tried to force him in to...
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Funny story: Be careful what you name your children and......other things.

Be careful what you name your children and......other things.

I was in a store yesterday and a young woman was in there with her sweet little girl, about 18 months old. A cashier was talking to them and said, "Hello honey. You are such a cutie." She didn't know the mom and toddler. "She thinks you know her name," giggled the young mother. I was shocked that the young mother had actually named her daughter 'Honey'...even more shocked than I was when...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga Abducted And Probed By Aliens In UFO Horror Event

Lady Gaga Abducted And Probed By Aliens In UFO Horror Event

Isle of Wight based celebrity stalker, house burglar and petty criminal, Orlando Puckerbum has revealed that the secret behind lady Gaga's spectacular rise to prominence in the music and fashion worlds, can be attributed to one simple fact: At som...
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Funny story: Alien Abduction Rules Published

Alien Abduction Rules Published

The National Institute for Green Goo Acceptance (NIGGA) has released guidelines on how to behave in the event of an alien abduction. Every year many people around the world are apparently abducted, and their main complaint is that they didn't know ho...
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Funny story: Police on the lookout for a naked man - abducted in Toronto

Police on the lookout for a naked man - abducted in Toronto

Police are on the lookout for a naked man - abducted in Toronto in broad daylight this morning. Unfortunately there were no onlookers with cell phones with video apps. and so no video is available but witnesses said the man was stripped and pushed ki...
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Funny story: Vatican Claims UFOs to Blame for Much of Church Scandal

Vatican Claims UFOs to Blame for Much of Church Scandal

An official report from the Vatican released on 10-10-10 puportedly shows evidence that there were several sightings and/or abductions during the last half of this decade centered solely around the Vatican and a direct link to other-worldly beings.
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Funny story: 'Princess Diana was abducted by Aliens,' claims Al Fayed

'Princess Diana was abducted by Aliens,' claims Al Fayed

Mohamed Al Fayed, the retired ex-owner of Harrods and billionaire entrepreneur, has made startling claims today about the 'deaths' of his son Dodi and Diana, the former Princess of Wales. In a new book launched today, 'Diana and Dodi,the Untold St...
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Funny story: The Cattle Molestation Case

The Cattle Molestation Case

On a lonely Nevada highway, Mary Coontz sped along in her 1950 Rambler making her way back to Hermosa Beach, California. She had been covering a story about the strange cattle molestation case in Groom Lake, Nevada and was in a big hurry to submit he...
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Funny story: SuBo abducted by aliens

SuBo abducted by aliens

Fanatics were distraught last night after Susan Boyle was reportedly abducted by aliens. A bright beam of light was seen over her Scottish home, lasting for several seconds. SuBo is nowhere to be found. Late last night, a communication from the pl...
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Funny story: FBI Will Now Investigate All Alien Abductions As Kidnappings

FBI Will Now Investigate All Alien Abductions As Kidnappings

Washington DC - FBI Director Dana Scully-Mulder has ordered that any reports of alien abduction must now be considered as kidnappings. All agents have been mandated to investigate any alien abduction with the latest in crime-solving forensics. Evid...
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Funny story: Jaycee Lee Dugard's Abductor "Even Weirder Than First Thought."

Jaycee Lee Dugard's Abductor "Even Weirder Than First Thought."

California police today disturbingly announced that Phillip Garrido, the abductor of Jaycee Lee Dugard, was in fact, way weirder than even they had initially suspected. Police Chief, Erwin Rummel, of Neverland County, California, announced that th...
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Funny story: Wife Abducted By Aliens Says Husband

Wife Abducted By Aliens Says Husband

Police have rejected the claims of a local man that his wife has been kidnapped by aliens. Mr. Colin 'Sparky' Johnson, a gas fitter, had told police that he had seen his wife disappearing down the road outside his house in Huddersfield, Yorkshire...
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Funny story: Alien Abduction Victims Report Face Sitting Torture

Alien Abduction Victims Report Face Sitting Torture

New research has come out of NASA confirming a puzzling new phenomenon known as Close Encounters of the 69th Kind. This involves being abducted by creatures from other worlds and having them strap you down to their gloop covered organic like tables b...
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Funny story: Aliens knab Obama: now for McCain says leader

Aliens knab Obama: now for McCain says leader

In astonishing scenes in Washington today, Presidential candidate Barack Obama was kidnapped by alien beings from outer space. Obama was holding a open air address when the alien spacecraft suddenly appeared and proceeded to remove the Senate mem...
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Funny story: Abducted tourists freed in Egypt

Abducted tourists freed in Egypt

Several hundred American tourists were freed in Egypt after their recent abduction by alien flying saucers that had stopped at the pyramids for gas. (The price of gas at Egyptian pyramids is cheaper than at Mexican pyramids because Egypt is clos...
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Funny story: Alan Greenspan Admits He was Abducted by Gray Aliens

Alan Greenspan Admits He was Abducted by Gray Aliens

In a shocking admission former Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan, often referred to as 'Yoda', has admitted that he has been the victim of repeated alien abductions since he was a seven year old. He claims he has suffered no ill effects and has...
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