The anti social behaviour order was introduced by then Prime Minister Tony Blair in 19998. Over the years, it has had many criticisms.
Last week the home secretary Teresa May announced it was time to abolish these orders with the introduction of...
Following constant and large scale criticism of Anti Social Behaviour Orders (otherwise known as ASBOs), the coalition government has finally announced replacement measures aimed at ridding the U.K. of one of the greatest scourges of the 21st Century...
Morris dancers throughout the country reacted angrily today to the Home Office announcement that courts would now be able to use gang ASBOs to curtail the activities of roaming bands of morris men.
"It's unbelievable," foamed George Caper-Hey, wav...
Scotland Yard, London: An example of what Scotland Yard chief Sir Paul Stephenson, admits as the 'psychological contract' with the public being broken, is when a tin of pink emulsion paint dumped over a two-year old silver Chevrolet and the deflatio...
We can exclusively reveal that Jesus has today been handed an ASBO in a surprising turn of events at the High Court.
Ruling for the prosecution in the case Judge Gary Baldi said "The evidence was overwhelming in the end - he has to be taught a les...
At long last ASBO effectiveness has been questioned. Findings from studies indicate that a high percentage of individuals having 'ASBOs slapped on them', have been found to be suffering from mental illnesses, learning difficulties and many were foun...
A homeless man has been given a criminal Asbo, as he is an expert at faking illness, to be able to stay in Hospital; the fraud has cost the NHS tens of thousands of pounds.
Christopher Dearlove, 41, used more than 70 aliases to trick NHS staff int...
A man, a quite ordinary man, a natural born citizen of Britain, and a hard working man indeed by all accounts, was finally driven to drink today after a run in with the National Tourist Board that threatened him with an ASBO and incarceration after...
A cat from a small town in Wiltshire is the first feline in Britain to receive an ASBO.
Scratcher the Tabby from Wootten Bassett, who was recently awarded a Victoria Cross for bravery in Afghanistan, has become such a menace to the local community...
Police have issued a statement today that they have already prepared ASBO's to slap on crazed American Subo fans when they next arrive in the UK. The riot squad is busy training for their arrival in the event that they are called to duty.
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The world's first mammalian ASBO has been served on a New Zealand dolphin.
Moko, a thirteen year old boisterous bottle-nose has been stealing surf boards, stranding body boarders and generally annoying anyone who ventures into his 'manor'.
Dete...
The Hoodie Boy who tresspassed on Myleene Klass's property this week has complained about his treatment to a local Newspaper. He is said to be horrified by his treatment at the hands of the pretty television presenter, after she shouted at him throu...
Gordon Brown was left with some explaining to do when Harriet Harman, governemt Minister was issued an ASBO for singing the current Rage Against The Machine single - Killing In The Name 'in anger' while shopping.
Ms Harman had been shopping at Lid...
An Anti Social Behavioral Order (ASBO) has been issued to a man following numerous complaints. It is said that the man, thought to be in his early 30s, continually recited a prayer loudly. He is also thought to have broken bread and given it to his n...
Frank Miller investigates past and present Police methods of tackling the increase of drunken behaviour on the streets of the UK.
Another ASBO
You may have heard about the Drunken ASBO launched this week, but this isn't the whole story.
In a less publicised initiative, the streets of Newport in Wales have become the arena for a new pilot scheme which about to begin its six month trial.
Liverpool: Repeat offender and current Asbo world champion, Martin 'Divvy' Derek of Croxteth, Liverpool today announced he planned to go to the European Court of Human Rights after using one of the revolutionary new Anti Stab knives.
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Sir David Attenborough, the face and voice of British natural history programmes, was left bewildered yesterday at having received an ASBO following filming of his new series "The lives of dolphins." As a result of an order he is banned from approach...
The older generation, victimised for years, have taken matters concerning youth crime into their own hands by doling out their own brand of punishment. In several cases, youths have been clubbed with walking sticks and beaten with zimmerframes.