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Prince Philip's Lindsay Lohan-style ankle bracelet slips during Queen's Speech

Funny story: Prince Philip's Lindsay Lohan-style ankle bracelet slips during Queen's Speech

London - There were red faces at the Palace of Westmonster today as an Anti-Social Behavior Order electronic tag worn by the Duke of Edinburgh was seen by millions on live TV. Apparently he got it for a racist rant at some Palace underling paid ne...

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Local Man Fined, Sentenced & Disgraced over Dead Gazebo!

Funny story: Local Man Fined, Sentenced & Disgraced over Dead Gazebo!

A local man, whose identity can not be revealed even though the lying, fornicating Bastard was proven GUILTY beyond doubt in a Court of Law, claims he is the victim of a miscarriage of justice involving a confluence of fraudulent events, identify the...

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ASBOs Replaced with Naughty Wall

BIRMINGHAM - After the Conservetive government announced it will discontinue the Anti-Social Behaivoiur Order (ASBO) scheme, many local councils are in panic at what alternative measures to use. However, the City of Birmingham Council has implemen...

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ASBO Failure Plans to take their iPods

The anti social behaviour order was introduced by then Prime Minister Tony Blair in 19998. Over the years, it has had many criticisms. Last week the home secretary Teresa May announced it was time to abolish these orders with the introduction of...

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Asbos On The Way Out

Funny story: Asbos On The Way Out

Following constant and large scale criticism of Anti Social Behaviour Orders (otherwise known as ASBOs), the coalition government has finally announced replacement measures aimed at ridding the U.K. of one of the greatest scourges of the 21st Century...

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Morris Dancers Protest Imposition of Gang ASBOs

Funny story: Morris Dancers Protest Imposition of Gang ASBOs

Morris dancers throughout the country reacted angrily today to the Home Office announcement that courts would now be able to use gang ASBOs to curtail the activities of roaming bands of morris men. "It's unbelievable," foamed George Caper-Hey, wav...

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Scotland Yard chief Sir Paul Stephenson, admits 'psychological contract' with the public is broken.

Funny story: Scotland Yard chief Sir Paul Stephenson, admits 'psychological contract' with the public is broken.

Scotland Yard, London: An example of what Scotland Yard chief Sir Paul Stephenson, admits as the 'psychological contract' with the public being broken, is when a tin of pink emulsion paint dumped over a two-year old silver Chevrolet and the deflatio...

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Jesus gets ASBO

Funny story: Jesus gets ASBO

We can exclusively reveal that Jesus has today been handed an ASBO in a surprising turn of events at the High Court. Ruling for the prosecution in the case Judge Gary Baldi said "The evidence was overwhelming in the end - he has to be taught a les...

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ASBOs to be discontinued

Funny story: ASBOs to be discontinued

At long last ASBO effectiveness has been questioned. Findings from studies indicate that a high percentage of individuals having 'ASBOs slapped on them', have been found to be suffering from mental illnesses, learning difficulties and many were foun...

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Homeless Man banned from NHS given Asbo

Funny story: Homeless Man banned from NHS given Asbo

A homeless man has been given a criminal Asbo, as he is an expert at faking illness, to be able to stay in Hospital; the fraud has cost the NHS tens of thousands of pounds. Christopher Dearlove, 41, used more than 70 aliases to trick NHS staff int...

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Ordinary Man Displaced from Home by Travelers Seeks Solace in Drink!

Funny story: Ordinary Man Displaced from Home by Travelers Seeks Solace in Drink!

A man, a quite ordinary man, a natural born citizen of Britain, and a hard working man indeed by all accounts, was finally driven to drink today after a run in with the National Tourist Board that threatened him with an ASBO and incarceration after...

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Unruly Cat gets an ASBO

Funny story: Unruly Cat gets an ASBO

A cat from a small town in Wiltshire is the first feline in Britain to receive an ASBO. Scratcher the Tabby from Wootten Bassett, who was recently awarded a Victoria Cross for bravery in Afghanistan, has become such a menace to the local community...

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ASBOs prepared and ready to slap on American Subo fanatics

Funny story: ASBOs prepared and ready to slap on American Subo fanatics

Police have issued a statement today that they have already prepared ASBO's to slap on crazed American Subo fans when they next arrive in the UK. The riot squad is busy training for their arrival in the event that they are called to duty. Police...

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Dolphin Receives ASBO

Funny story: Dolphin Receives ASBO

The world's first mammalian ASBO has been served on a New Zealand dolphin. Moko, a thirteen year old boisterous bottle-nose has been stealing surf boards, stranding body boarders and generally annoying anyone who ventures into his 'manor'. Dete...

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Myleene Klass's Intruder complains about treatment

Funny story: Myleene Klass's Intruder complains about treatment

The Hoodie Boy who tresspassed on Myleene Klass's property this week has complained about his treatment to a local Newspaper. He is said to be horrified by his treatment at the hands of the pretty television presenter, after she shouted at him throu...

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Harriet Harman Issued an ASBO

Funny story: Harriet Harman Issued an ASBO

Gordon Brown was left with some explaining to do when Harriet Harman, governemt Minister was issued an ASBO for singing the current Rage Against The Machine single - Killing In The Name 'in anger' while shopping. Ms Harman had been shopping at Lid...

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ASBO For Saying Lord's Prayer

Funny story: ASBO For Saying Lord's Prayer

An Anti Social Behavioral Order (ASBO) has been issued to a man following numerous complaints. It is said that the man, thought to be in his early 30s, continually recited a prayer loudly. He is also thought to have broken bread and given it to his n...

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Drunk Justice: ASBOs, springs and Safaris in London

Funny story: Drunk Justice: ASBOs, springs and Safaris in London

Frank Miller investigates past and present Police methods of tackling the increase of drunken behaviour on the streets of the UK. Another ASBO You may have heard about the Drunken ASBO launched this week, but this isn't the whole story. In a less publicised initiative, the streets of Newport in Wales have become the arena for a new pilot scheme which about to begin its six month trial.

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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