After rigorous studies at Columbian University, scholars have determined that most Americans need the drug Itsinurhedicone, or more commonly known to consumers as "Normal."
Although the mind altering drug is frowned upon by many moralists, Doctor...
DES MOINES- A study from the University of Des Moines was conducted recently to learn about the true effects of Ritalin on children and teens. One student by the same of Harry Christiansen hypothesized that Ritalin works only because of the Placebo E...
Reports that an eight year old Indonesian boy has quit school, because it interferes with his ability to smoke 40 cigarettes a day, have caused global disgust and outrage, or at the very least upset a few Daily Mail readers.
The boy's mother funds...
Global megalomaniac Rupert Murdoch has unveiled a brand new age of television. First we had HD TV, then there was 3D TV and now Sky have brought us ADHD TV.
ADHD TV has already been met with strong criticism by techno-geeks who are still getting...
Washington, DC/ Walter Reed Army Hospital/ Top Secret Medical Update - Political Pundits throughout the nation's capitol huddled in small groups and spoke in whispers discussing a top secret medical report leaked by Joe Biden, confirming what everyon...
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