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Funny story: ACORN Plans To File For Bankruptcy - Will Reorganize As A Hip Hop Rap Music Talent Agency

ACORN Plans To File For Bankruptcy - Will Reorganize As A Hip Hop Rap Music Talent Agency

NEW ORLEANS - The Association of Community Organizations For Reform Now, aka ACORN has announced that they are on the verge of bankruptcy. A spokesperson, who wanted to remain nameless but said that we could use the name Leroy, said that she has s...
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Funny story: ACORN changes name to CORNHOLE

ACORN changes name to CORNHOLE

ACORN, the controversial advocacy group made infamous for giving financial advice to a pimp and his hooker (who were actually reporters in cognito) is changing its name. ACORN leadership, anxious to get past the controversies that have surrounded...
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Funny story: Barack Obama Wins the Nobel Peace Prize

Barack Obama Wins the Nobel Peace Prize

The Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to Barack Obama, President of the United States. The announcement was greeting with questioning and concern around the world as people did not understand how he helped to bring peace anywhere. After a quick inter...
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Funny story: Gorilla poses as prostitute: ACORN tells it to pose as illegal alien instead

Gorilla poses as prostitute: ACORN tells it to pose as illegal alien instead

ALAMEEDA, AK (ABSNN) -- A Crocashit News Network reporter, dressed in gorilla costume, entered the Alameeda, Arkansas chapter of ACORN Wednesday evening, posing as a teenaged prostitute, and asked ACORN employees how to acquire federal housing fundin...
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Funny story: House Passes Measure to Reduce Swastika Frequency

House Passes Measure to Reduce Swastika Frequency

WASHINGTON, D.C. - House Democrats voted with Republicans Thursday, hoping to silence once and for all conservative complaints about the nationwide community organizing group ACORN that is "no more nor less corrupt" than virtually any other organizat...
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Funny story: ACORN Competes With Airline Over Drug Routes

ACORN Competes With Airline Over Drug Routes

New York, New York - ACORN announced today that it was entering the airline business with an eye towards competing over lucrative Caribbean drug routes. The move caught industry insiders by surprise and sent them scrambling to adjust their stock port...
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Funny story: New Training for ACORN Employees

New Training for ACORN Employees

Introduction: Offering Illegal Advice 1. Our job is to offer advice to government applicants so they are better able to utilize every service available even if it may not apply to them or be illegal. 2. We compiled the best advice available from top legal minds, Obama's best work as a lawyer was done here at ACORN (!), to use in order to help circumvent unfair government regulations. 3. R...
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Funny story: Acorn Executive Quoted As Saying "Nuts!"

Acorn Executive Quoted As Saying "Nuts!"

Faced with mounting evidence that ACORN employees all over the country have been using their positions to further tax evasion, smuggling, child slavery, encouraging prostitution rings, and not turning off the lights when leaving the room, the executi...
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Funny story: In Down Economy Michelle Obama Launches White House Flea Market to Support Fired ACORN Workers!

In Down Economy Michelle Obama Launches White House Flea Market to Support Fired ACORN Workers!

Washington, DC/ News from the Frugal Shopper - In a show of moral support for recently disenfranchised ACORN workers, those laid off wholesale as Congress cut off billions of funding due to corruption, fraud and downright stupidity, First Lady Michel...
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Funny story: Obama Creates Fourth Branch Of Government

Obama Creates Fourth Branch Of Government

While the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial branches of government has sufficed for over 200 years, President Barack Obama has created a fourth branch to deal with the civilization and society of the modern world. Said Obama, "back when the found...
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Funny story: Controversial Obama School Speech to Introduce New Presidential Youth Program

Controversial Obama School Speech to Introduce New Presidential Youth Program

President Barack Obama's scheduled speech to the nation's school children, scheduled for September 8th, will introduce his new national youth program. The group, called The Obama Youth For Change, will be open to all school age children and will inv...
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Funny story: Obama Administration Changes "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"

Obama Administration Changes "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"

For many years, the United States Military dealt with homosexuals and other perverts with a policy of "don't ask, don't tell." Soldiers were to keep their non-normal sexual orientations and desires to themselves and not discuss these. With the Ob...
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Funny story: Barack Obama Forces United Nations to Appoint Oprah Winfrey As Secretary General

Barack Obama Forces United Nations to Appoint Oprah Winfrey As Secretary General

Barack Obama, the popular President of the United States, forced the United Nations to appoint Oprah Winfrey as Secretary General. Ban Ki-Moon, current holder of the position, voluntarily stepped down from the office due to the group of ACORN stormt...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox To Star in Children of The ACORN

Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox To Star in Children of The ACORN

HOLLYWOOD - MGM has just signed Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox to star in the new film Children of The ACORN. Jolie and Fox will portray twin sisters Bobbi Jo and Jo Bobbi Labiabeaux who grew up in the poorest neighborhood in New Orleans known as T...
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Funny story: ACORN Announces Methods for Census Taking

ACORN Announces Methods for Census Taking

ACORN, the organization that bought the election for Premiere Obama, has announced the guidelines that they will use when counting the U.S. Census in 2010. This is the first time that a private organization will be in charge of the counting and no...
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Funny story: News Anchor Arrested for Comparing Obama Youth For Change to Hilter Youth

News Anchor Arrested for Comparing Obama Youth For Change to Hilter Youth

Eric Samples, an anchorman on the FoxNews network, has been arrested by the Federal Government for violations of the Patriot Act. Mr. Samples crime was to compare the new "Obama Youth For Change" organization to the infamous Hilter Youth. The Oba...
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Funny story: ACORN with Rush Limbaugh's Face Exposed as Hoax!!

ACORN with Rush Limbaugh's Face Exposed as Hoax!!

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Americans everywhere, at least those with the good sense not to believe every lie that is fed to them, said today they are becoming less and less amused by the antics of popular but controversial Republican comedian Rush Limbaugh a...
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Funny story: ACORN Buys ACLU and Greenpeace

ACORN Buys ACLU and Greenpeace

ACORN, the left wing organization that used voter registration fraud and strong arm tactics to help get Obama elected, has announced the purchase of two other terrorist organizations. The group is now the proud owners of the American Civil Liberties...
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