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Funny story: Children's Book 'Tale of Peter Cottontail' Critized for Lack of Species Diversity

Children's Book 'Tale of Peter Cottontail' Critized for Lack of Species Diversity

Chicago, IL - The Rainbow/PUSH Coalition and the American Civil Liberties Union, in conjunction with the Lesbian Gay Bisexual and Transgender community, are demanding that the children's book 'The Tale of Peter Cottontail' be rewritten to include a w...
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Funny story: Can God, Rain Dancers Stop Dust Bowl In California?

Can God, Rain Dancers Stop Dust Bowl In California?

TULARE, calif. -- California is facing its worst draught in history. It is forcing farmers there to leave idle thousands of acres of fields in the state that supplies almost half of the nation's fruits and vegetables. It has also left 17 rural towns...
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Funny story: ACLU to Sue On Behalf of Elderly Cat Burglar With Squeaky Artificial Hip

ACLU to Sue On Behalf of Elderly Cat Burglar With Squeaky Artificial Hip

An ACLU spokesperson said today the organization plans to sue artificial hip manufacturer Flexton, LLC on behalf of 71 year old Huey Beedlecorn, a serial cat burglar who was captured by police around 3:00am Monday while allegedly trying to burglarize...
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Funny story: ACLU takes FDA to Court on Punitive Pizza Ploy

ACLU takes FDA to Court on Punitive Pizza Ploy

The American Civil Liberties Union announced today that it has filed a lawsuit against the FDA for discriminatory practices against a growing minority group in the USA. Acording to the lawsuit filed in Federal court, the FDA has illegally mandated...
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Funny story: Promising Running Back Tears ACLU In Scrimmage

Promising Running Back Tears ACLU In Scrimmage

Lefty Undersmith, the promising running back of the San Francisco University Fifth Generation Teenage Welfare Mothers, tore his ACLU in practice yesterday and will miss this season. The tailback, who was projected as a finalist for the Heisman Troph...
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Funny story: Arizona Girl Arrested For Not Eating Chocolate Easter Bunny "Ears First"

Arizona Girl Arrested For Not Eating Chocolate Easter Bunny "Ears First"

An eight year old Gilbert, Arizona girl is being held in a juvenile detention center a state law that most people only thought was a tradition. Mona Jefferson is being held without bail as a flight risk (as she owns both rollerblades and a twelve sp...
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Funny story: Man Demands Preferential Treatment As Lesbian

Man Demands Preferential Treatment As Lesbian

A Rhode Island man has demanded that his company and state government give him the same preferential treatment that they currently give to Lesbians. Jack Thimble has also demanded that his children, spouse, and other family members receive the same...
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Funny story: Equal Opportunity Sperms Coming Soon

Equal Opportunity Sperms Coming Soon

In the ejaculate of the average male, there are over one million sperm. Only one of these, the first to reach and penetrate the egg, can be considered "successful;" The others all die in the attempt. Obviously, the most successful sperms are the o...
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Funny story: ACORN Buys ACLU and Greenpeace

ACORN Buys ACLU and Greenpeace

ACORN, the left wing organization that used voter registration fraud and strong arm tactics to help get Obama elected, has announced the purchase of two other terrorist organizations. The group is now the proud owners of the American Civil Liberties...
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Funny story: A.C.L.U. To Represent Suicide Bomber in Lawsuit

A.C.L.U. To Represent Suicide Bomber in Lawsuit

The American Civil Liberties Union (the ACLU) has filed a lawsuit in behalf of failed suicide bomber Abdul Rahad, a man who attempted to blow himself up during a baseball game at Dodger Stadium. The Los Angelese Police Department (LAPD) arrested Rah...
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Funny story: Sunday School Teachers Sue For Weekends Off

Sunday School Teachers Sue For Weekends Off

A group of Sunday School teachers representing Methodist, Baptist, Mormon, and independent churches in Mobile, Alabama have sued in state court for weekends off. The protest was also accompanied by picketing outside of the respective churches. Su...
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Funny story: ACLU to NCAA: 'Let's call it March Irrationality.'

ACLU to NCAA: 'Let's call it March Irrationality.'

The American Civil Liberties Union has issued a statement urging NCAA officials to refer to the men's and women's championship basketball tournament as March Irrationality instead of March Madness.
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Funny story: SPECIAL Bill gaining momentum in Congress

SPECIAL Bill gaining momentum in Congress

(Seattle, WA) Northwest activist Ashley White has introduced legislation to Congress that would recommend capital punishment for Level 3 sex offenders.
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Funny story: El Avestruz es el ave más grande que ha logrado sobrevivir hasta nuestros días

El Avestruz es el ave más grande que ha logrado sobrevivir hasta nuestros días

Estados Unidos (El Sol de Tijuana) - Futbol y nacimiento buenos dias pescado. Con cerveza locales la American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) gracias de nada hombre. El Congreso liquado con huevo noticia manifestaciones los antiinmigrantes ilegal.
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Funny story: Gay Day descrimination lawsuit filed against Disney

Gay Day descrimination lawsuit filed against Disney

Gay Days at Disney have become a yearly gala for many in the homosexual community, but this year's event at Disney World has sparked litigation regarding sexist treatment of guests.
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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Introduces Toilet Seat Legislation

Nancy Pelosi Introduces Toilet Seat Legislation

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and introduced a bill regarding toilet seats. Under the new legislation, if it passes, failure to put the seat down would be punishable as a class C felony. In a male dominated House of Representatives, this measur...
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Funny story: Mardi Gras legislation to enforce curfew for youth

Mardi Gras legislation to enforce curfew for youth

(New Orleans, LA) Mardi Gras has a long, rich history of being a celebration of hedonism. Unfortunately, one tradition has caused many headaches for police: flashing for beads.
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Funny story: Community service may be completed in Iraq

Community service may be completed in Iraq

Judges have been given the go ahead to give defendents receiving more than 100 hours of community service the option of being shipped to Iraq to complete their sentence. Other charges and fines may also be dropped or greatly reduced.
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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