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Funny story: Let's ABBA curry

Let's ABBA curry

The world's first ever ABBA themed curry restaurant has opened in Stockholm, Sweden this week. The menu features typical Indian food, but every item on it has had the title of an ABBA song shoehorned into the name. The full menu includes such delights as: Knowing Me Knowing Vindaloo Chiquitikka Gimme Gimme Gimme (A Mango Chutney After Midnight) Fernaando Dancing Keema...
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Funny story: Abba Tribute Act Injured Onstage

Abba Tribute Act Injured Onstage

A performer with the silent Abba tribute act 'Mime-A-Mia' was left pole axed on stage last night after he collided with a previous act's unfinished introductory joke. The joke, an aborted one liner known as the ' A Man Walked Into A Bar' gag, had bee...
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Funny story: Tin-Pot Tyrant Toppled by Twitter

Tin-Pot Tyrant Toppled by Twitter

Lord John Chief, Tyrannical leader of the North African country of Megalomania has disappeared after being tweeted about by his close associate. In an accidental and bloodless coup, it seems that embarrassment has succeeded where covert operations fa...
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Funny story: Wenger unhappy at Abba's 1974 Eurovision Song Contest award

Wenger unhappy at Abba's 1974 Eurovision Song Contest award

Arsene Wenger has aired his discontent at the award of the 1974 Eurovision Song contest to Glam-Rock group Abba, saying if awards were to be dished out for being easy on the eye, his side were due every accolade ever issued. The Arsenal boss is...
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Funny story: ABBA Replies To Fan Complaints about Name Change

ABBA Replies To Fan Complaints about Name Change

ABBA, who recently changed its name to BAAB, has been receiving tons of hate mail regarding the change and impending record to be recorded in October. Agnetha, Björn, Benny, and Anni-Frid, shook up their aging fans when they announced recently the...
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Funny story: ABBA Changes Name to BAAB for New Album

ABBA Changes Name to BAAB for New Album

After decades as, Agnetha, Björn, Benny, and Anni-Frid, the members of ABBA have decided to re-name the group BAAB. "We have fell baad all of these years," said Agnetha, "That Bjorn and Benny are sandwiched in the middle. So we changed it to BAAB...
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Funny story: ABBA To Get Back Together After Wife-Swap Stunt

ABBA To Get Back Together After Wife-Swap Stunt

ABBA, the Swedish supergroup who, in the 1970s took the music world by its knackers and gave them a damned good shake, are to get back together after a self-imposed break of more than 28 years in the pop wilderness - but with a couple of major change...
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Funny story: ABBA have been adopted by Danish Nazi's, Mamma Pia!

ABBA have been adopted by Danish Nazi's, Mamma Pia!

ABBA those Swedish lovelies from way back when have relaunched their career as a "radical right band"! Benny and Bjorn decided to jump on the band wagon as an extreme right political party in Denmark adopted their song Mamma Mia and changed it to...
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Funny story: Abba Reunion Not Ruled Out

Abba Reunion Not Ruled Out

From information I've received, it doesn't seem to be beyond the realms of possibility that 70's superstars Abba may eventually be Bjorn Again. Abba members have consistently turned down extremely lucrative offers to reform under any guise for any...
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Funny story: New ABBA musical out

New ABBA musical out

Bjørn Bjørnfecker, the bearded man from well-known pop band ABBA, has announced that he is auditioning for a new musical. The working title for the new musical is "Mamma Mamma Mia!", and it is about a group of Swedish musicians who have a very suc...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson announces O2 setlist

Michael Jackson announces O2 setlist

Insane Pop superstar Michael Jackson has announced today the setlist for the 50 night run which he will be performing in the O2 arena in London later this year. At time of the original announcement of the shows, Jackson said simply "I will be perf...
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Funny story: International ABBA Day cancelled

International ABBA Day cancelled

Residents of the Dutch town of Roosendaal breathed a huge sigh of relief today after it was announced that the annual 'International ABBA day' that has been held there for several years has been cancelled by the newly elected Conservative Council.
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Funny story: ABBA To Go Back On Road With Pierce Brosnan

ABBA To Go Back On Road With Pierce Brosnan

ABBA, the 1970s Swedish supergroup, have reformed, and are to go back on the road again with a brand new world tour accompanied by former James Bond star Pierce Brosnan.
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Funny story: Abba Pledge On Israeli Catastrophe

Abba Pledge On Israeli Catastrophe

Speaking from peace-loving Stockholm, Swedish singer and explosives manufacturer Benny Bjeardie, of Abba, made a surprising claim about the state of Israel.
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Funny story: ABBA's White House Visit to discuss new peace initiative in Israel

ABBA's White House Visit to discuss new peace initiative in Israel

The Swedish pop group ABBA today attended a meeting with President Bush to see whether they could contribute to the peace process in Israel.
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Funny story: McCain rejects Abba's greatest hit as theme song

McCain rejects Abba's greatest hit as theme song

Senator John McCain has rejected a plan to use Abba's 1977 hit "Take a Chance on Me" as the theme song for his presidential campaign, citing licensing difficulties.
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Funny story: Playboy buys Pottery magazine for 120 million dollars

Playboy buys Pottery magazine for 120 million dollars

They say a lot can be lost in translation and this weeks acquisition of a Swedish pottery magazine by Hugh Hefner's Playboy Corporation proves that even huge multinationals can be caught out.
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Funny story: God Installs Caller ID and Automated Phone Menu

God Installs Caller ID and Automated Phone Menu

Because of the overwhelming number of prayers received during this year's election, football, and Christmas seasons, God (a/k/a the Supreme Being, Yaweh, Allah, Abba, and the Big Fella) has installed caller ID and an automated phone menu to handl...
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