The world's first ever ABBA themed curry restaurant has opened in Stockholm, Sweden this week. The menu features typical Indian food, but every item on it has had the title of an ABBA song shoehorned into the name.
The full menu includes such delights as:
Knowing Me Knowing Vindaloo
Chiquitikka
Gimme Gimme Gimme (A Mango Chutney After Midnight)
Fernaando
Dancing Keema...
A performer with the silent Abba tribute act 'Mime-A-Mia' was left pole axed on stage last night after he collided with a previous act's unfinished introductory joke. The joke, an aborted one liner known as the ' A Man Walked Into A Bar' gag, had bee...
Lord John Chief, Tyrannical leader of the North African country of Megalomania has disappeared after being tweeted about by his close associate. In an accidental and bloodless coup, it seems that embarrassment has succeeded where covert operations fa...
Arsene Wenger has aired his discontent at the award of the 1974 Eurovision Song contest to Glam-Rock group Abba, saying if awards were to be dished out for being easy on the eye, his side were due every accolade ever issued.
The Arsenal boss is...
ABBA, who recently changed its name to BAAB, has been receiving tons of hate mail regarding the change and impending record to be recorded in October.
Agnetha, Björn, Benny, and Anni-Frid, shook up their aging fans when they announced recently the...
After decades as, Agnetha, Björn, Benny, and Anni-Frid, the members of ABBA have decided to re-name the group BAAB.
"We have fell baad all of these years," said Agnetha, "That Bjorn and Benny are sandwiched in the middle. So we changed it to BAAB...
ABBA, the Swedish supergroup who, in the 1970s took the music world by its knackers and gave them a damned good shake, are to get back together after a self-imposed break of more than 28 years in the pop wilderness - but with a couple of major change...
ABBA those Swedish lovelies from way back when have relaunched their career as a "radical right band"!
Benny and Bjorn decided to jump on the band wagon as an extreme right political party in Denmark adopted their song Mamma Mia and changed it to...
From information I've received, it doesn't seem to be beyond the realms of possibility that 70's superstars Abba may eventually be Bjorn Again.
Abba members have consistently turned down extremely lucrative offers to reform under any guise for any...
Bjørn Bjørnfecker, the bearded man from well-known pop band ABBA, has announced that he is auditioning for a new musical.
The working title for the new musical is "Mamma Mamma Mia!", and it is about a group of Swedish musicians who have a very suc...
Insane Pop superstar Michael Jackson has announced today the setlist for the 50 night run which he will be performing in the O2 arena in London later this year.
At time of the original announcement of the shows, Jackson said simply "I will be perf...
Residents of the Dutch town of Roosendaal breathed a huge sigh of relief today after it was announced that the annual 'International ABBA day' that has been held there for several years has been cancelled by the newly elected Conservative Council.
ABBA, the 1970s Swedish supergroup, have reformed, and are to go back on the road again with a brand new world tour accompanied by former James Bond star Pierce Brosnan.
Speaking from peace-loving Stockholm, Swedish singer and explosives manufacturer Benny Bjeardie, of Abba, made a surprising claim about the state of Israel.
The Swedish pop group ABBA today attended a meeting with President Bush to see whether they could contribute to the peace process in Israel.
Senator John McCain has rejected a plan to use Abba's 1977 hit "Take a Chance on Me" as the theme song for his presidential campaign, citing licensing difficulties.
They say a lot can be lost in translation and this weeks acquisition of a Swedish pottery magazine by Hugh Hefner's Playboy Corporation proves that even huge multinationals can be caught out.
Because of the overwhelming number of prayers received during this year's election, football, and Christmas seasons, God (a/k/a the Supreme Being, Yaweh, Allah, Abba, and the Big Fella) has installed caller ID and an automated phone menu to handl...