DENVER - The American Association of Retired Persons has filed a complaint with the state of Colorado.
The complaint states that since the state voted to decriminalize marijuana the amount of people smoking pot has increased by 4,000 percent.
The American Association of Retired People (AARP), the politically potent lobbying organization that contributes millions each year to political campaigns of octogenarian senators and congressman, has denied that its opposition to changes in Medicare...
OLD FOLKS HOME, FL (ABSNN) - Mitt Romney wrote off 47% of all Americans as entitlement leeches, and his running mate, Paul Ryan, pissed off 47% of that 47%, namely the elderly, in a speech today. Congressman Ryan was booed off the stage at a Meet an...
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