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Funny story: AARP Complains That Many Elderly Colorado Residents Are Getting High Just By Breathing The Marijuana In The Air

AARP Complains That Many Elderly Colorado Residents Are Getting High Just By Breathing The Marijuana In The Air

DENVER - The American Association of Retired Persons has filed a complaint with the state of Colorado. The complaint states that since the state voted to decriminalize marijuana the amount of people smoking pot has increased by 4,000 percent. A...
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Funny story: AARP Denies Bilking Seniors, But Plans to Fleece Young Workers

AARP Denies Bilking Seniors, But Plans to Fleece Young Workers

The American Association of Retired People (AARP), the politically potent lobbying organization that contributes millions each year to political campaigns of octogenarian senators and congressman, has denied that its opposition to changes in Medicare...
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Funny story: 47% of the 47% boo Ryan off stage at AARP meet and greet

47% of the 47% boo Ryan off stage at AARP meet and greet

OLD FOLKS HOME, FL (ABSNN) - Mitt Romney wrote off 47% of all Americans as entitlement leeches, and his running mate, Paul Ryan, pissed off 47% of that 47%, namely the elderly, in a speech today. Congressman Ryan was booed off the stage at a Meet an...
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President Obama issued an executive order today, directing the ATF, USDA, GMOs and Climate Change to be combined into one department (FAT ASS).
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