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Moviegoers the world over have complained about the man in the 2010 film about the A-Team not being the 'proper' BA Baracus.
"If that's the proper BA Baracus I'll eat my hat," one film buff told us outside a Manchester multiplex. "Well, I would if...
In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. They promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, they survive in an old folks home in Scranton, Pennsylvania. Being too old to continue mercenarying If you have a problem, if no-one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire their sons...
Los Angeles, California - Yesterday, 81 year old Hannibal Smith, leader of the notorious A-Team, had yet another brush with death.
For the seventh time in as many weeks, the Grim Reaper came to collect this fugitive of over three decades. This ti...
The proposed re-make of the popular television action series the A-Team has been slammed by some of its original stars.
Mr. T - who played B.A Baracus in the original show - said producers were "crazy fools" and that if the project went ahead they...
Following the recent resurgence in the nation's love for all things shamelessly 80s, Prime Minister Gordon Brown has unveiled a shocking new policy in order to gain popularity among the public.
The Prime Minister's aids had been warning Mr Brown...
Los Angeles underground vigilante mob 'The A-Team' have fought back against the critics who have panned their decision to outsource portions of their workload to third-parties.
Kevin Ferguson, best known as 'Kimbo Slice', the Mixed Martial Arts fighter, is set to star in the new A-Team movie as Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus
The role, made famous by Mr T, real name Lawrence Tureaud, who was also a professional fighter (wrestl...
The popular 80's action adventure show, The A Team, will not now be coming back to screens after it was revealed that one of the original cast members is in fact still dead.
"We were all set" said Mr T, who portrayed black man BA Baracus, "contrac...
Mr T, the larger-than-life actor that played BA Baracus in the A-Team, is on his way to Iraq to take on the role of Prince Harry's bodyguard.
Sensational news reaching us from Elstree about the troubled Channel 4 Big Brother house. There has been some sort of 'incident' it seems.
Reports are sketchy but as far as we can glean it seems that the house has been stormed by three geriatric...
A team of detectives from Interpol have finally apprehended the notorious 'Piano Murderer', the ghoulish fiend whose trademark has been to leave a piano in the lining of his victim's suit.
The Old One Two battled to a one all draw against the The Old Blundering Blundonian Blunderers 23rd Eleven in last nights Cromer league clash of the portly. The strong Old One Two supporters were amazed to see a team turn out excluding both "...
A-Team supreme badass B A Barraccus, AKA Mr T, is to be made a saint by the Vatican in a special ceremony tomorrow.
The 80s are making a comeback - and so is Mr. T, the gold-chain-wearing, mohawk-sporting tough guy from the 80s TV show, The A-Team. Though the 80s star has been appearing in more and more commercials recently, he's decided that he's once again read...