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The Big Yin vs Obi Wan

Funny story: The Big Yin vs Obi Wan

Scots comedian Billy Connolly headbutted Liam Neeson at a glitzy Hollywood party last night. The party was being held to promote the new A-Team movie. One party-goer heard Mr Connolly remark to the Irishman "Can ye no leave any parts fer the rest...

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The H Team

Funny story: The H Team

In 1972, an arse crack commando unit was sent to prison by a medical court for a haemorrhoid cream they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underpants. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as Soldiers of fart tunes. If you have a piles problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire.... the prep...

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The A-Team (2010) - That's Not BA Baracus!

Funny story: The A-Team (2010) - That's Not BA Baracus!

Moviegoers the world over have complained about the man in the 2010 film about the A-Team not being the 'proper' BA Baracus. "If that's the proper BA Baracus I'll eat my hat," one film buff told us outside a Manchester multiplex. "Well, I would if...

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The B Team

Funny story: The B Team

In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. They promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, they survive in an old folks home in Scranton, Pennsylvania. Being too old to continue mercenarying If you have a problem, if no-one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire their sons...

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Colonel John "Hannibal" Smith has brush with death

Funny story: Colonel John "Hannibal" Smith has brush with death

Los Angeles, California - Yesterday, 81 year old Hannibal Smith, leader of the notorious A-Team, had yet another brush with death. For the seventh time in as many weeks, the Grim Reaper came to collect this fugitive of over three decades. This ti...

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Remake of the A-Team will be shit

Funny story: Remake of the A-Team will be shit

The proposed re-make of the popular television action series the A-Team has been slammed by some of its original stars. Mr. T - who played B.A Baracus in the original show - said producers were "crazy fools" and that if the project went ahead they...

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Brown reinvents A-Team to prevent financial meltdown

Funny story: Brown reinvents A-Team to prevent financial meltdown

Following the recent resurgence in the nation's love for all things shamelessly 80s, Prime Minister Gordon Brown has unveiled a shocking new policy in order to gain popularity among the public. The Prime Minister's aids had been warning Mr Brown...

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A-Team defend outsourcing decision

Funny story: A-Team defend outsourcing decision

Los Angeles underground vigilante mob 'The A-Team' have fought back against the critics who have panned their decision to outsource portions of their workload to third-parties.

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Mr T Brought In As Prince Harry's Bodyguard

Funny story: Mr T Brought In As Prince Harry's Bodyguard

Mr T, the larger-than-life actor that played BA Baracus in the A-Team, is on his way to Iraq to take on the role of Prince Harry's bodyguard.

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Big Dig Down The Big Brother House

Funny story: Big Dig Down The Big Brother House

Sensational news reaching us from Elstree about the troubled Channel 4 Big Brother house. There has been some sort of 'incident' it seems. Reports are sketchy but as far as we can glean it seems that the house has been stormed by three geriatric...

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Interpol Arrest 'Piano' Murderer

Funny story: Interpol Arrest 'Piano' Murderer

A team of detectives from Interpol have finally apprehended the notorious 'Piano Murderer', the ghoulish fiend whose trademark has been to leave a piano in the lining of his victim's suit.

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Mystery Surrounds Draw

The Old One Two battled to a one all draw against the The Old Blundering Blundonian Blunderers 23rd Eleven in last nights Cromer league clash of the portly. The strong Old One Two supporters were amazed to see a team turn out excluding both "...

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Mr T to become a saint

Funny story: Mr T to become a saint

A-Team supreme badass B A Barraccus, AKA Mr T, is to be made a saint by the Vatican in a special ceremony tomorrow.

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Mr. T Returns to TV

Funny story: Mr. T Returns to TV

The 80s are making a comeback - and so is Mr. T, the gold-chain-wearing, mohawk-sporting tough guy from the 80s TV show, The A-Team. Though the 80s star has been appearing in more and more commercials recently, he's decided that he's once again read...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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