Washington - "Stands to reason," DEA head of operations James L Capra told a Senate hearing this week, "that's what these Joint Strike drones were invented for, long distance destruction of reefers and chillums."
Capra was pleading to save his ass...
PUEBLO, Colorado - The hospital administrator at Pueblo Patient's Hospital has just stated that although pot smoking is allowed on hospital property, it will not be allowed in hospital delivery rooms.
The rule was put into effect after Leon Refell...
NEW YORK CITY - Madonna told Pia Confetti with Celebrity Globe Magazine that 80-year-old Willie Nelson confronted her backstage at the Grammy's and invited her to visit his tour bus for a bit of relaxation, Jack Daniels, and a joint or two.
NEW YORK CITY - Ann Coulter, GOP maven and professional talking head has stated that she wants President Obama to ban all travel to Colorado.
According to Political Salad Bar Magazine "Trigger Face" Coulter is upset that Colorado and Washington st...
VAIL, Colorado - Corky Fryhouse, 26, and Nora Beth Lumberpratt, 23, were engaged on Thanksgiving Day of last year.
And now, the happy couple is thrilled to announce that they have just become the very first couple in the entire state of Colorado t...
BOULDER, Colorado - On January 1, 2014, the state of Colorado made it legal to purchase and use marijuana.
And now several marijuana shop owners have come forward and stated that they have found that women who smoke an average of 3 marijuana joint...
SHERMAN OAKS, California - Justin Bieber recently appeared on Tonight With Piers Morgan and he told the delving Englishman that he had decided to hang up his microphone and retire.
Morgan asked him why and Bieber said that the singing business had...
DENVER - In an unprecedented move that no doubt will resonate with chants of 'How about us?' in the Left Coast state of California, the Colorado senate has just passed a law approving same sex-marriages.
State spokesperson Sterling P. Tiggletucker...
In a sensible move, Queen Beatrix of Holland, has decided to abdicate and hand over the throne to her son, Prince Willem-Alexander, before she starts "kicking up tulips!"
In her abdication speech she also advised British Queen Elizabeth to do the...
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