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Funny story: Unstoppable computer virus "Clivey Dee" will strike Xmas Eve!

Unstoppable computer virus "Clivey Dee" will strike Xmas Eve!

WASHINGTON, D.C. (ABSNN) - Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta called the first ever "Emergency Press Conference" to inform reporters and the American Public that "A horrendous, unstoppable computer retro-virus will strike every English speaking comput...
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Funny story: Turkey From the 1951 Film SCROOGE Discovered in a Freezer - To Be Eaten at Film's 60th Anniversary!

Turkey From the 1951 Film SCROOGE Discovered in a Freezer - To Be Eaten at Film's 60th Anniversary!

London, England - "Boy is that 25 lb bird still at the butchers shop?" "You mean the one as big as me?" "Yes, bigger than you!.. Wonderful lad, charming fellow. Take these coins and go and buy it this instant, then take a taxi to 2 Porter Stree...
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Funny story: Scrooge sacked from from the Christmas Carol-ition government

Scrooge sacked from from the Christmas Carol-ition government

Ebeneezer Scrooge has had a government career almost as short as David Laws, after he was sacked today by David Cameron only days after his appointment . The reason for Mr Scrooge's early departure from the cabinet are unclear - but we understand tha...
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Funny story: What The Dickens - A Spoof Christmas Carol - Part 2

What The Dickens - A Spoof Christmas Carol - Part 2

Stave 2. In which we learn that Ebenezer Spoof has an even darker nature and in which he is beset by two spectres from his past life and receives news of further visitations. Ebenezer Spoof, dear reader, we have met. And we have discovered his hyperbolic parsimony and melancholic outlook on the World, his kin and his fellow man. No cheer is to be found in such creatures and even the most gay of...
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Funny story: Busy Times for Three Spirits

Busy Times for Three Spirits

The Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Christmas yet to come have admitted that 2008 has proven to be a far busier year than they were expecting. A Mr Marley, dragging his chains behind him told us: 'In my time, it was easier for them. There w...
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Funny story: The Last Exerpt From 'Found' Dickens Christmas Carol

The Last Exerpt From 'Found' Dickens Christmas Carol

Surely, should you start here in your read, you would miss a great deal, go back The End of It Yes! and the balls were his own, both large orbs, like goose eggs they were, and Cratchit enjoyed their heft. The bed was his own, the room was his own. Best and happiest of all, the Time before him was his own, to make amends in! "I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future!" Cratchit...
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Funny story: Seventh Exerpt From 'Found' Dickens Christmas Carol

Seventh Exerpt From 'Found' Dickens Christmas Carol

Your persistance in your read is appreaciated, but it would do you a world of if you read these exerpts in order, previous The Last of the Spirits The Phantom painstakingly ebbed, like ink on a black blotter, toward Cratchit. When it came, Cratchit bent down upon his knee; a genuflect and homage paid to seek mercy immediately. for in the very air through which this Spirit moved it smelt lik...
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Funny story: Sixth Exerpt From 'Found' Dickens Christmas Carol

Sixth Exerpt From 'Found' Dickens Christmas Carol

Unless one is of dyslexic nature, you may want to purveiw these chapters that precede this * And perhaps it was the pleasure the good Spirit had in showing off this power of his, or else it was his own kind, generous, hearty nature, and his sympathy with all poor men, and how they may perceive others who have it all, that led him straight to Cratchit's clerk's; (his nephew and his brother that...
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Funny story: Bush visited by three ghosts, wakes up changed man

Bush visited by three ghosts, wakes up changed man

President Bush, having survived a night with three apparitions, was feeling very much alive this morning. Eye witnesses say that the president was seen walking over to the federal treasury and inquiring how much money was available and then arranging...
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Funny story: Bush visited by ghost of Hoover

Bush visited by ghost of Hoover

It was reported that President Bush was visited by the ghost of Herbert Hoover after he and the first lady finished watching the tonight show earlier this evening. Bush told reporters that the ghost had identified itself as the spirit of Herbert...
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