WASHINGTON, D.C. (ABSNN) - Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta called the first ever "Emergency Press Conference" to inform reporters and the American Public that "A horrendous, unstoppable computer retro-virus will strike every English speaking comput...
London, England - "Boy is that 25 lb bird still at the butchers shop?"
"You mean the one as big as me?"
"Yes, bigger than you!.. Wonderful lad, charming fellow. Take these coins and go and buy it this instant, then take a taxi to 2 Porter Stree...
Ebeneezer Scrooge has had a government career almost as short as David Laws, after he was sacked today by David Cameron only days after his appointment . The reason for Mr Scrooge's early departure from the cabinet are unclear - but we understand tha...
Stave 2. In which we learn that Ebenezer Spoof has an even darker nature and in which he is beset by two spectres from his past life and receives news of further visitations.
Ebenezer Spoof, dear reader, we have met. And we have discovered his hyperbolic parsimony and melancholic outlook on the World, his kin and his fellow man. No cheer is to be found in such creatures and even the most gay of...
The Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Christmas yet to come have admitted that 2008 has proven to be a far busier year than they were expecting.
A Mr Marley, dragging his chains behind him told us: 'In my time, it was easier for them. There w...
Surely, should you start here in your read, you would miss a great deal, go back
The End of It
Yes! and the balls were his own, both large orbs, like goose eggs they were, and Cratchit enjoyed their heft. The bed was his own, the room was his own. Best and happiest of all, the Time before him was his own, to make amends in!
"I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future!" Cratchit...
Your persistance in your read is appreaciated, but it would do you a world of if you read these exerpts in order, previous
The Last of the Spirits
The Phantom painstakingly ebbed, like ink on a black blotter, toward Cratchit. When it came, Cratchit bent down upon his knee; a genuflect and homage paid to seek mercy immediately. for in the very air through which this Spirit moved it smelt lik...
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And perhaps it was the pleasure the good Spirit had in showing off this power of his, or else it was his own kind, generous, hearty nature, and his sympathy with all poor men, and how they may perceive others who have it all, that led him straight to Cratchit's clerk's; (his nephew and his brother that...
President Bush, having survived a night with three apparitions, was feeling very much alive this morning. Eye witnesses say that the president was seen walking over to the federal treasury and inquiring how much money was available and then arranging...
It was reported that President Bush was visited by the ghost of Herbert Hoover after he and the first lady finished watching the tonight show earlier this evening.
Bush told reporters that the ghost had identified itself as the spirit of Herbert...