Following literally some consultation the UK Home Office has decided to scrap the Single Non-Emergency Number (SNEN).
Introduced in 2006 by the last Labour government, the public, who are notoriously idiotic found it virtually impossible to decide...
Popular, and very camp, fashionista Gok Wan has requested to be added to the 999 emergency services list.
"Well, honey," said Gok (he insisted on being called just by his first name), "there are a lot of women out there that need my help. I just c...
Leading British Telecommunications company, BT, today advised customers to only call 999 in cases of genuine emergency, and not to ask for the latest updates on chart topping girl band, the Bonkettes.
A spokesman, who was female judging by the lad...
A Smegmadale Jewish priest, Rabbi Sheldon Scrunt, dialled 999 when staff at Manchester Airport's W H Smuts bookstore would not allow him to use the toilet, then subsequently shit kittens when the plods turned up and arrested him for making a nuisance...
Government ministers and the heads of Britain's emergency services have decided at a meeting in Downing Street tonight to drastically and controversially overhaul the Emergency Services by changing the telephone number from 999 to 911.
The move co...
A Smegmadale MP has been called an 'effeminate barmy clot' for dialling 999 after hearing strange noises from his turbo jacuzzi.
Smegmadale Labour MP Rupert Plonker called emergency services when something mechanical went violently squirly inside...
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