On this, the 11th Anniversary Of 9/11, I wonder; why don't you know that, despite Stairwell A in the South Tower of the World Trade Center being intact after the plane crash, only four people above the impact site used it to escape.
Four. Out of approximately 500.
Because the story isn't sexy, and it casts a bad light upon those who we've canonized as heroes.
Indeed, only 20 people esc...
HARFOLD, Vermont--Harfold Academy has run into their first case of academic dishonesty--this on the first day of school!
Lauren Bolton, daughter of 9/11 Commission member Samuel Bolton, allegedly submitted a summer reading position paper containin...
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