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Funny story: Abu Bakr Al-Baaghdadi gives latest speech from the back of "pimped up" gold-plated limo

Abu Bakr Al-Baaghdadi gives latest speech from the back of "pimped up" gold-plated limo

The hate preacher and ISIS leader was mocked for flashing an expensive watch during one of his speeches recently. However the radical terrorist has caused further controversy by releasing his latest hate-filled speech which was filmed at the back of...
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Funny story: How Al Qaeda Missed the Tenth Anniversary of 9/11 by a Whole Year

How Al Qaeda Missed the Tenth Anniversary of 9/11 by a Whole Year

Wazup,Tunisia-It was a common mistake back in the day but for one Al Qaeda operative it was one mistake too many, and he can blame it all on the Millennium. Back then there was great confusion about when the new millennium began, with some celebrating on Dec 31 1999/Jan 1 2000 and others a year later. The smart money people, backed up by astro-physicists, pointed out that There is no year...
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Funny story: Nation's 11-year-olds have always lived like this, adults realize

Nation's 11-year-olds have always lived like this, adults realize

NEW YORK, NY--As the nation commemorates the 11th anniversary of the September 11 attacks, a coalition of adults have stepped forward to announce their concerns that the nation's 11-year-olds have grown up believing that the uncertain and gloomy...
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Funny story: 11th Anniversary of 9/11: Why Don't You Know About The South Tower Four?

11th Anniversary of 9/11: Why Don't You Know About The South Tower Four?

On this, the 11th Anniversary Of 9/11, I wonder; why don't you know that, despite Stairwell A in the South Tower of the World Trade Center being intact after the plane crash, only four people above the impact site used it to escape.  Four. Out of approximately 500. Because the story isn't sexy, and it casts a bad light upon those who we've canonized as heroes.  Indeed, only 20 people esc...
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Funny story: Wiccans warn Barack about Friday's Blue Fool Moon

Wiccans warn Barack about Friday's Blue Fool Moon

New York - The Carnegie Hill chapter of Filthy Rich Pagans Anonymous is right up Barry's ass over Friday's lunation according to a new hex-messaging service launched today. A rare and stunning second August Full Moon lights up the heavens in that...
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Funny story: The Titanic Would Never Have Hit That Iceberg Had Mark Wahlberg Been Aboard, According To Mark Wahlberg

The Titanic Would Never Have Hit That Iceberg Had Mark Wahlberg Been Aboard, According To Mark Wahlberg

BOSTON--A-list action star and D-list daydreamer Mark Wahlberg, is once again a total badass and hero of the world, in his mind. In an interview with Men's Journal, Mr. Wahlberg claims that if he had been on board the ill-fated Titanic, he would have...
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Funny story: Wahlberg: 'Regrets, I had few...'

Wahlberg: 'Regrets, I had few...'

Hollywood actor Mark Wahlberg has apologized for his "ridiculous" remarks concerning the 9/11 terrorist attacks. Wahlberg told a men's magazine that if he had been on one of the planes as intended he would have: 'kicked the ass' of the terrorists...
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Funny story: Bad case of the runs causes security scares on Sept. 11 flight

Bad case of the runs causes security scares on Sept. 11 flight

"Don't eat Mabel's baked beans before a September 11 flight," was the response given by Willy Grey to officials after an American Airlines flight was escorted to Atlanta by F-16 fighter jets. Flight personnel alerted the pilot after noticing two p...
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Funny story: Grim Reaper Harvest Moon over Manhattan

Grim Reaper Harvest Moon over Manhattan

New York - Manhattan astrologers reckon the weekend's waxing Pisces full moon opposing the Sun in Virgo, sign of the Harvest Goddess in reap-as-you-have-sown mode, could be apocalyptic. Reports that a NY 10028 message board has been jammed with lo...
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Funny story: US Homeland Security confuses NYC poets' "strike" with 9/11 anniversary threats from Al Qaeda operative Lindsay Lohan

US Homeland Security confuses NYC poets' "strike" with 9/11 anniversary threats from Al Qaeda operative Lindsay Lohan

Amid reports that American spy networks have intercepted communications from Al Qaeda operative Lindsay Lohan indicating plans for a terrorist strike in New York or maybe Hoboken, both cities have heightened their security and even pulled out the fam...
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Funny story: '9/11 UFO mothership' behind US/Mexico power outage seen over Balmoral Castle

'9/11 UFO mothership' behind US/Mexico power outage seen over Balmoral Castle

Scotland - Its Ground Zero 10th anniversary lap of honor sucked the West Coast power grid supplying five million Arizona, California and Mexico homes on Thursday. This morning the same alien flagship was spotted hovering close to the Queen's Scott...
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Funny story: Daughter of 9/11 Commission member caught plagiarizing paper

Daughter of 9/11 Commission member caught plagiarizing paper

HARFOLD, Vermont--Harfold Academy has run into their first case of academic dishonesty--this on the first day of school! Lauren Bolton, daughter of 9/11 Commission member Samuel Bolton, allegedly submitted a summer reading position paper containin...
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Funny story: 'Charles to be extinct by Monday' as Fraud Squad delivers ultimatum

'Charles to be extinct by Monday' as Fraud Squad delivers ultimatum

London - Fears that his pretence to the Throne of Albion has been rumbled have resulted in Prince Charles launching yet another 'extinction' rant. The destruction of a carefully crafted royal fiction had seen him sitting pretty on his royal compos...
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Funny story: Armageddinouttahere? Numerology warning as Spoof writer's tally set for 'seismic' 6,666,666 on 9/1/11

Armageddinouttahere? Numerology warning as Spoof writer's tally set for 'seismic' 6,666,666 on 9/1/11

London - Apocalyptic spoofwriting cabals are battening down some hatches after an Ephemeral Emergency Management Agency executive order was issued this morning. This warns a Spoof Writers Desk hits counter is mirroring the Doomsday Clock amid a re...
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Funny story: News International 'hacked into' 9/11 corpses

News International 'hacked into' 9/11 corpses

The FBI has revealed that, in the weeks after the 9/11 attacks in the US, employees of News International dug up the graves of victims and 'hacked' into them, removal vital organs, bones and even brains in an effort to find more information. Agent...
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Funny story: Obama Declares: "We Will Never Forget 9/11, Just Like We Never Forgot Pearl Harbor"

Obama Declares: "We Will Never Forget 9/11, Just Like We Never Forgot Pearl Harbor"

President Obama today assured all Americans that 9/11 would never be forgotten and added, somewhat forgetfully, "just like we never forgot Pearl Harbor." After a resounding round of applause from the gathered dignitaries and other assorted hanger...
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Funny story: How Liz Taylor, Marlon Brando and Michael Jackson escaped 9/11 charges

How Liz Taylor, Marlon Brando and Michael Jackson escaped 9/11 charges

Los Angeles - "They took the US for a ride," an LA FagHagSlagMag editorial commented today amid reports about the trio's 9/11 getaway from New York. A rival celebwatch site had earlier claimed Jackson was behind the wheel of a Cadillac Seville fer...
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Funny story: Glenn Beck warned Osama Bin Laden

Glenn Beck warned Osama Bin Laden

Today Glenn Beck on his radio show told his audience that he informed Bin Laden to buy gold, get miracle seeds and stock up on flashlight bulbs. "I know, I know I tell my listeners everyday to get ready for the government to come after you and take your freedoms, this Navy SEAL team just took the freedom of Bin Laden. I warned him that Obama does not care whose rights he violates since he is a...
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