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Funny story: Jihadist Gets The 72 Virgins That He So Richly Deserves

Jihadist Gets The 72 Virgins That He So Richly Deserves

The Gates To Glory opened wide to accept young Jasheed as he entered the Jihadist Heaven he worked so hard to deserve. His trainers had always indoctrinated him on the wonders that would await him there were he to prove himself to be a true fundamentalist patriot. Now, his mission completed and multiple bodies torn apart by his suicide bomb including his own, he had now come to get his awards.
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Funny story: The Boston Marathon Bombers First Day In Jihadist Heaven.

The Boston Marathon Bombers First Day In Jihadist Heaven.

Tamerlan Tsarnaev, the Boston Marathon bomber killed by Boston police, was freshly arrived in the Heaven promised for Jihadist fighters. A guide was there to help him get established. "Hello, Mr. Tsarnaev. I am here to help you find your place in heaven." Tamerlan was still a little woozy from leaving his body so quickly after being shot and then run over by his own brother in the shoot out...
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