London - "It's a feelthy lie, begorrah," Real IRA commander Osama Bin Life-O'Riely said today ahead of the Beeb broadcast at 9pm.
"Provisional Al Qaeda bastards is them what done it because of a trick or treaty dare from George W Bush."
South Korea and US troops have begun annual military drills in the peninsula bringing a warning from North Korea that it could trigger a nuclear war.
The North Korean warning is not about the actual drills but because part of them will involv...
London - An inquiry into the London atrocity heard how so-called home grown terrorists were outsourced puppets of the foreign dictator.
"No wonder there was no advance intelligence," an MI5 official known only as Witness GG said, "those Downing St...
London - (Semtex News): A single strand of glinting coppery hair found inside an unexploded Al Qaeda toasted sarnie on 7 July 2005 has sparked panic.
And prompted an immediate review of all UK anti-terror intelligence:
Is KGB spook Anna Chapma...
London - (B-O-G-O-F Mess): A UK supermarket group suspected of being 'up to its ass' in terrorism has emerged as the eminence grise behind the US spy saga.
The food retailer had been under covert surveillance for decades ever since Princess Diana...
After intense public and media pressure, the Government this morning caved-in, and has said that it will, after all, hold a Public Inquiry. Indeed, the Home Secretary John Reid, a dimwit, confirmed t...
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