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Funny story:  Mike Singletary Hires Mike Ditka

Mike Singletary Hires Mike Ditka

Mike Singletary isn't desperate to save his job, but he is desperate to relive his glory years with Mike Ditka, so he hired Ditka to do his press conferences and inspire the 49ers' players. "I really think we need someone like Ditka to talk to th...
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Funny story:  49ers Coach Mike Singletary Laughs at Kevin Kolb During Pregame Interview

49ers Coach Mike Singletary Laughs at Kevin Kolb During Pregame Interview

49ers Head Coach Mike Singletary will never make a living saying Pollyanna-nice things about others. He's just too honest. DID YOU KNOW?? Angus T. Jones makes $300,000 per episode of Two and a Half Men, making him the highest paid child star on te...
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Funny story:  Brian Westbrook Suffers Spontaneous Concussion Before First Play Against Eagles

Brian Westbrook Suffers Spontaneous Concussion Before First Play Against Eagles

It is being called the strangest medical anomaly since , as former Eagles running back Brian Westbrook --in his first game as a 49er against the Eagles-- suffered what doctors are calling a "spontaneous concussion". DID YOU KNOW?? Brian Westbrook...
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Funny story:  LeSean McCoy to Start for Eagles Against 49ers: "Thank God, because I'm sure I'll suck," said Kevin Kolb.

LeSean McCoy to Start for Eagles Against 49ers: "Thank God, because I'm sure I'll suck," said Kevin Kolb.

To everyone's surprise, Michael Vick being ruled out as playing on Sunday against the 49ers doesn't mean that there will be no one available that can actually gain yards: Running back LeSean McCoy, who was expected to miss time with a broken rib, is...
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Funny story:  Former 49er Glen Coffee Does More Stupid Sh-t, Is Arrested with "Cocked" Handgun

Former 49er Glen Coffee Does More Stupid Sh-t, Is Arrested with "Cocked" Handgun

Flaming stupid-ass Glen Coffee, the 23-year-old former 49er running back who retired suddenly this offseason, was arrested in Florida for carrying a concealed firearm. "The pistol was recovered with the hammer 'cocked'," said the Folt Walton, Flor...
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Funny story:  Glen Coffee: 'I've Already Told Christ It's Time to Go'; Christ: 'Is that how this works? You tell me when it's time to do something?"

Glen Coffee: 'I've Already Told Christ It's Time to Go'; Christ: 'Is that how this works? You tell me when it's time to do something?"

Glen Coffee's stunned both 49ers fans and the Holy Trinity today when he retired at 23, saying that football was no longer his passion and "I've Already Told Christ It's Time to Go." "Ok, sorry. I've been reading this Book all wrong," said Jesus o...
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Funny story:  Alex Smith to leave NFL

Alex Smith to leave NFL

Soon to be former 49er Quarterback Alex Smith is planning on retiring from the NFL to follow his true love, Broadway.
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