President Trump has appointed a plumber from Pittsburgh as the new head of the CIA.
Plumber Jack Bauer says he was surprised to get a phone call from the President. "He told me to defeat ISIS within 24 hours. He said I could do waterboarding."...
The star of 24, the American never ending saga of claptrap, has talked non stop for 24 hours in order to publicise the series.
Immediate improvements were seen in viewing figures for the programme. 'If a guy can talk that long he deserves support'...
Executives from the popular FOX network TV show "24" are planning a multi-million dollar tie-up with US outdoor clothing brand Eddie Bauer, according to sources.
Under the deal, the show's main character, Jack Bauer, played by Keifer Sutherland,...
Several episodes in to the new series of 24, and former First Lady Hillary Clinton has expressed relief that she narrowly avoided becoming the first female President of the United States.
Aides revealed Mrs Clinton has been "closely following" eve...
The US President George W. Bush has revealed that he is a huge fan of popular TV series 24 which stars Keifer Sutherland.
"Jack Bauer" actor Kiefer Sutherland has spoken to German paper Das Bild about his trauma at discovering that he is a eunuch.
In a shocking and unplanned press conference, President Bush begged for Jack Bauer to come out of hiding and help his country in its hour of need. "We need you Jack" the President said.
Jack Bauer, the volatile and unpredictable federal agent on Fox's hit show "24", has been hired to provide security at the Chuck E. Cheese restaurant in Sheboygan, Wisc.
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