Under the capitol dome
There was a megaphone
And a whole lot of goons
And a picture of
McCain railing just like a loon.
And there were thirty House members full of hot air
And two anchors from FOX
Wearing identical socks
And a tired refrain
Repeated day after day
About a trumped up scandal by the name of Benghazi
Intoned all day by the Koch brothers' patsies.
SPRINGFIELD--Twentieth Century Fox Television and the Simpson family and a few other key figures finally settled a salary dispute that had threatened to end the longest-running reality TV show, The Simpsons, after 23 seasons.
Led by father Homer,...
With an impressive $74M opening weekend, the long-awaited Simpsons movie is being hailed as the best animated feature film in history. But lawyers for Walt Disney Productions have filed a defamation lawsuit against 20th Century Fox.
March 20, 2004.
20th Century Fox Television executive producer, Tris Orendorff, announced today that there is a new reality show in the...
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