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Funny story:  Politicians do three ring Circus Circus plus sanctions poker and whirling dwarfs

Politicians do three ring Circus Circus plus sanctions poker and whirling dwarfs

Named after a famous Las Vegas casino, this new political show is now open and selling tickets for the global stage. The show is vibrant and full of drama. Cries of "Bravo! Bravo!" fill The Big Top. Would-be president Hillary Clinton stuns on t...
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Funny story:  Condoleezza Rice Hits The Nail On Her Head With Her Comment About Sarah Palin

Condoleezza Rice Hits The Nail On Her Head With Her Comment About Sarah Palin

BIRMINGHAM, Alabama - Condoleezza Rice recently spoke with Tabitha Tula Wishywater of GOPicky Magazine. She was asked if she felt that Sarah Palin would make a good presidential candidate. Rice shook her head and replied that she would not want...
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Funny story:  Bill Clinton disses Obummer

Bill Clinton disses Obummer

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC - During the previous presidential election, former president Bill Clinton suppressed his true feelings for his wife's arch rival. To project the appearance of political unity within the Demcats Party, Clinton refrained from criti...
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Funny story:  Rand Paul Shops Pander Mountain

Rand Paul Shops Pander Mountain

Sen. Rand Paul on Saturday proclaimed to gathered lobbyists and big money crony donors that "Texas will be a Democrat state within 10 months if you don't make change and pass it out to the less fortunate among the proletariat as they enter this big n...
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Funny story:  New Law Would Compel American Voters To Look At, Listen To, and Have Competent Authority Describe The Politicians They Will Vote For Before Voting For Them

New Law Would Compel American Voters To Look At, Listen To, and Have Competent Authority Describe The Politicians They Will Vote For Before Voting For Them

In a bid to make American voters more educated about, and possibly reconsider, their decision to vote, lawmakers have passed a law requiring American voters to look at, listen to, and have a competent authority describe the politicians they will vote...
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Funny story:  "Would Hillary Make A Good President?"  Man On Street Interview!

"Would Hillary Make A Good President?" Man On Street Interview!

We asked men and women on the street at random if they thought she would make a good president: Bill Fluharty: "I think Hillary would make a great President. She's got guts. Remember in Bosnia where she took out that machine gunner by turning her hair spray can into a bomb?" Janet Monet: "She's OK but would her mind be on our country or her husband chasing those Aids through the White Hous...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin's Tea Bag Party Wants Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson To Be Their Presidential Candidate For 2016

Sarah Palin's Tea Bag Party Wants Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson To Be Their Presidential Candidate For 2016

WALNUT SHADE, Missouri - The infamous Tea Bag Party has just announced to the national news media that they are both thrilled and honored to make an announcement regarding the 2016 presidential election. The executive director of The Tea Bag Party...
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Funny story:  With His Tousled Hair, Rand Paul Can't Get Elected President

With His Tousled Hair, Rand Paul Can't Get Elected President

For all his popularity with tea party conservatives and libertarians, Sen. Rand Paul of Kentucky will never be able to establish enough trust with American voters to win the presidency, should he run, because of his tousled hair, psychologists and ca...
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Funny story:  Governor Chris Christie Says He'll Run In 2016 And He'll Kick Sarah Palin's Puss All The Way Back To Alaska

Governor Chris Christie Says He'll Run In 2016 And He'll Kick Sarah Palin's Puss All The Way Back To Alaska

PARAMUS, New Jersey - Governor Chris Christie has made it perfectly clear that he wants to be the Republican presidential nominee in 2016. The popular New Jersey governor recently sat down with Amos Soursuckle of GOPicky Magazine at a local Burger...
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Funny story:  Chris Christie Flip Flopping Like A Fish

Chris Christie Flip Flopping Like A Fish

Atlas News say they got a sneak peak of a new video from the group against the possible presidential candidate and that it is coming out with the highlights. It shows Christie pledging support for in-state tuition for undocumented students at the...
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Funny story:  Ted Nugent Says He Wants Sarah Palin To Run For President In 2016

Ted Nugent Says He Wants Sarah Palin To Run For President In 2016

DETROIT - NRA advocate and rock musician Ted Nugent has just stated that he wants Sarah Palin to run for President in 2016. Nugent said that he likes Palin and has mentioned on dozens of occasions that he thinks she has the nicest looking legs of...
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Funny story:  Governor Chris Christie Adopts A Special Dog

Governor Chris Christie Adopts A Special Dog

TRENTON - Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey has stated that he will bet anyone who cares to make a bet that he will be the 2016 GOP presidential candidate. The rotund governor said that he will continue to lose weight until he looks a little l...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin Predicts The Arctic Ice Cap Will End Up In Missouri By 2016

Sarah Palin Predicts The Arctic Ice Cap Will End Up In Missouri By 2016

WASILLA, Alaska - The former governor of Alaska and 2008 vice-presidential loser Sarah "Snowflake" Palin recently spoke in the parking lot of Eskimo Eddie's Old-Fashioned Burger Hut in her hometown of Wasilla. Palin told the crowd of 19 people tha...
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Funny story:  Chelsea Manning to run for President

Chelsea Manning to run for President

WASHINGTON, DC - U.S. Army soldier Chelsea Manning is seeking the office of President Of The United States according to the Federal Election Committee (FEC). Manning's lawyer, Gaylord E. Whadd, said that Chelsea has raised the required $5000 neces...
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Funny story:  Crap, Says Hillary, It's 3 a.m. Again

Crap, Says Hillary, It's 3 a.m. Again

According to Hillary Clinton 2016 campaign workers gearing up for her nascent presidential run, the former First Lady and Secretary of State has already prepared her rebuttal to expected replays of the attack ad run against Barrack Obama in the run u...
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Funny story:  Why Republicans Might Pick Daniel Day Lewis As Candidate For President

Why Republicans Might Pick Daniel Day Lewis As Candidate For President

Following the State of the Union speech by President Barack Obama, the Republican rebuttal was presented by Senator Marco Rubio, or as Time Magazine headlined on their cover story: The Savior Of The Republican Party. Instead of turning in a savior ty...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin to write book on 2012 election

Sarah Palin to write book on 2012 election

Former Republican Vice Presidential Candidate and darling of the Tea Party Sarah Palin is to write a book about the 2012 Election. Entitled 'If I'd Ran in it' the book is a step by step account of what she would have done to first win the GOP nom...
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Funny story:  Romney to Run Again in 2016 - With Hot Latina Wife This Time

Romney to Run Again in 2016 - With Hot Latina Wife This Time

San Diego, CA - Mitt Romney slouched in his overstuffed chair at Boston's Fairmont Hotel on election night, watching the results come in on Fox news. Aids pandered him with praise and false patronage, as his chances of world domination slipped throug...
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