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Funny story: Cruz and Bloomberg Promise a Safer Tomorrow

Cruz and Bloomberg Promise a Safer Tomorrow

Ted Cruz said he is seriously considering Michael Bloomberg as VP if he gets the Republican nomination. "The most important thing to me is that he has family values and is a friend to Israel. Those go hand in hand. If you don't love family and tr...
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Funny story: Massive rock named "the Lewandowsky" strikes Jupiter plus other developments in outer space

Massive rock named "the Lewandowsky" strikes Jupiter plus other developments in outer space

Scientists have named the massive rock that struck Jupiter last Monday "The Lewandowsky," after Donald Trump's campaign manager. At this time Mr. Lewandowsky has been charged with assault on reporter Michelle Fields, and there is some scientific i...
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Funny story: Elephants Revolt Against Republicans

Elephants Revolt Against Republicans

Washington, D.C. - A recent survey of over 1000 elephants from zoos across America, confirmed what biologists who study the great, big animals have thought all along - elephants are very aware that they are the face of the Republican Party - and they...
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Funny story: Trump To Pick V.P. Using 'Apprentice Show' Tactics

Trump To Pick V.P. Using 'Apprentice Show' Tactics

Manhattan, N.Y. - Sources close to the leading Republican Presidential candidate, Donald J. Trump, announced today that Trump's running-mate for the 2016 V.P. nomination, will be chosen in much the same manner as winning contestants, on his highly po...
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Funny story: Trump Measures Up Front Of White House For Big 'Uge' Sign

Trump Measures Up Front Of White House For Big 'Uge' Sign

Washington, D.C. - With his Republican Presidential ticket all ready pretty much punched, a self-assured Donald Trump and an elite team of 'big sign' installation experts made a quick trip down to the White House in Trump-Force One this week, to meas...
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Funny story: Batman Unanimously Named Republican Presidential Candidate

Batman Unanimously Named Republican Presidential Candidate

By wild acclamation, Republicans have elected Batman to run as the party's presidential nominee. Donald Trump, claiming that he owns Gotham City, railed against the convention's decision. "I bet Batman's dick is just, full-throttle, 2 inches lon...
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Funny story: American Political Dictionary (excerpts)

American Political Dictionary (excerpts)

The 4th edition of the American Political Dictionary has just been published. Below is an excerpt. Available at bookstores nowhere. Active Shooter n. A white wingnut and/or terrorist with an assault weapon exercising his Second Amendment rights. See National Rifle Association. Christ-inanity: A system of belief, often held by Christian fundamentalists of a certain stripe, which advocates t...
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Funny story: Trump to be new 'Top Gear' presenter

Trump to be new 'Top Gear' presenter

In a shock move, the BBC announced today that Matt le Blanc would be replaced by the potential Republican nominee, Donald Trump, if he fails to win the presidency later this year. Le Blanc, who disgraced himself earlier this week by eating doughnu...
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Funny story: North Korean Despot Kim Jong-Un Endorses Donald Trump

North Korean Despot Kim Jong-Un Endorses Donald Trump

Pyongyang, North Korea A long-time admirer of Donald Trump, North Korean dictator and hater of the United States Kim Jong-Un gave a strong endorsement today for Donald Trump in the 2016 Presidential race. "I have learned many things from watching...
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Funny story: Orange shirt "Trump Troopers" replace Secret Service as Trump security detail!

Orange shirt "Trump Troopers" replace Secret Service as Trump security detail!

The press corps following Donald Trump was shocked this morning as Trump left his hotel in Fayetteville, North Carolina. He was accompanied by a group of twelve men wearing orange shirts with black arm bands that read TRUMP TROOPERS! A small bolt...
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Funny story: Trump Proposes Country Invest In "Trump Dollars"

Trump Proposes Country Invest In "Trump Dollars"

New York, NY Businessman and U.S. Presidential candidate Donald Trump convinced a gathering of his supporters to convert their cash into "Trump Dollars" today. He says that everyone should. "You get one Trump Dollar for every two U.S. dollars. Bel...
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Funny story: Trump Exposed As "Drumpfy The Red Baboon"

Trump Exposed As "Drumpfy The Red Baboon"

In recent news, Donald Trump has denied allegations that he escaped from the Bronx Zoo in the early 1980s. This comes despite multiple sources of proof and science based evidence that have been stacked against the famed businessman turned presidenti...
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Funny story: Fact Checking The 2016 Presidential Campaign Rumors

Fact Checking The 2016 Presidential Campaign Rumors

A TS-Investigation - Keeping The Candidates Honest Q. Does Donald Trump Have Two heads? A. Inconclusive There have been reports of a second head emerging from Donald Trump during a press briefing, as well as a leaked TSA X-Ray image that shows...
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Funny story: Trump anger management program backfires

Trump anger management program backfires

Presidential candidate Donald Trump has moved on strongly with his anger management program, including a new line of WSP tee shirts, black on white. Campaign directors explained that yes there is a lot of anger and it needs to be channeled for Tru...
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Funny story: White House housekeepers say… Hilary is a hoarder! Don't let her come back!

White House housekeepers say… Hilary is a hoarder! Don't let her come back!

Washington, D.C. Washington insiders say that a large number of white house staff members are growing more and more fearful that Ms. Hilary Clinton will be coming back. "No one knows what it was like for us those eight-long terrible years. The a...
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Funny story: Canada Prepares For Migrant Influx After US Presidential Election

Canada Prepares For Migrant Influx After US Presidential Election

US politics has become a scorched earth zone with all sides tolerating zero dissent. Underscoring the impassable political divide, a Quinnipiac study shows that fully twenty percent of people living in the US will flee the country after the 2016 Pres...
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Funny story: 2016 Presidential Bumper Stickers For The Rest Of Us.

2016 Presidential Bumper Stickers For The Rest Of Us.

PLEASE - JUST HOLD THE ELECTION NOW AND GET IT OVER WITH! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE! - Did anyone else notice that we ultimately are allowed only two choices? - I turned on the TV and thought it was a beauty pageant until I saw Bernie. - Do I really have to wait until after November before I get my regular TV programming back? - Personally, I want Angela Merkel to run. - Donald...
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Funny story: Debate: Rubio exposes himself! Trump suspends campaign!

Debate: Rubio exposes himself! Trump suspends campaign!

The media is calling it the most disgusting debate in the history of US political campaigns! Last night at the GOP debate, the 2016 campaign for Pre3sident of the United States reached a new low in this year of rude, crude and unattractive democra...
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Kim Jong-Un Demands Katy Perry Join His Pleasure Squad

Kim says that the US will be sorry if his orders aren't met. He will consider Taylor Swift instead.
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