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Funny story: Ronald McDonald announces intent to run for President

Ronald McDonald announces intent to run for President

Adding to the growing list of franchise names running for President, Ronald McDonald announced his campaign for the highest office in the land. When asked why he would make such a move, the clown responded, "I figured with the other candidates tha...
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Funny story: TV's "The View" Announces 2016 Presidential Bid

TV's "The View" Announces 2016 Presidential Bid

New York, NY - In a rare political move not seen since the early '70's, Rosie Perez released a message via Twitter and Instagram, that her and her colleagues are collectively running a bi-partisan bid for the 2016 White House. "That is, if we don'...
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Funny story: Republican Presidential Candidates Announce Their Rides After Hillary Clinton's Success In Her 'Scooby" Van

Republican Presidential Candidates Announce Their Rides After Hillary Clinton's Success In Her 'Scooby" Van

WASHINGTON, DC - Republican candidates, Mark Rubio, Rand Paul and Ted Cruz held a joint news conference to announce their choices in transportation, after Hillary Clinton's huge media success with her "Scooby" van. Mr. Paul will be driving a 2003...
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Funny story: Republicans Start Hauling Out and Dusting Off Their Borg-like Candidates

Republicans Start Hauling Out and Dusting Off Their Borg-like Candidates

The 2016 Presidential Election is starting out with snail like excitement and colorful shades of gray-toned vibrancy. The Republican Party is beginning to wheel out their musty Presidential hopefuls for the public to gawk at. What is not let out into...
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Funny story: "I iz runnin for president", Hillary Unveils Lolcat Campaign For president

"I iz runnin for president", Hillary Unveils Lolcat Campaign For president

"I iz runnin for president!" With that short statement posted on Hillary Clinton's Twitter account early Sunday Morning, the former first lady and erstwhile Secretary of State, startled the nation and perhaps the world, not so much because she was ru...
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Funny story: Republican Turned Democrat Lincoln Chaffe To Challenge Hilary Clinton For Democratic Presidential Nomination

Republican Turned Democrat Lincoln Chaffe To Challenge Hilary Clinton For Democratic Presidential Nomination

Providence, RI - Saying the last thing America needs after eight years of "having a black" in the White House is "a dumb broad who applauds herself when she walks out on stage and never blinks," Lincoln Chaffe of Rhode Island has declared his intenti...
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Funny story: President Obama Issues Executive Order Mandating That All African-Americans Must Vote

President Obama Issues Executive Order Mandating That All African-Americans Must Vote

WASHINGTON, DC - In a stunning moment, President Obama signed an executive order that mandates all African-Americans to vote. Obama signed the order in a meeting in Detroit on Thursday. "We shouldn't be making it harder to vote, we should be makin...
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Funny story: Elizabeth Warren's Son, "I'm a Heterosexual"

Elizabeth Warren's Son, "I'm a Heterosexual"

Boston - Calling his mother a "manipulative, lying, exploitive, self-serving, opportunist," Dave Warren, her eldest son, adamantly denied being gay. "Mom outed me to a group of fund raisers so she could get their money. She likes to portray hersel...
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Funny story: Extremely racist old man planning to run for U.S. president in 2016

Extremely racist old man planning to run for U.S. president in 2016

Ah, yes. Elections. The only thing more American than that is a morbidly obese 40 year old drunk man carrying an assault rifle; yelling at immigrants. Boy, we really let our forefathers down. Around 65 people are potential candidates for presiden...
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Funny story: Chris Christie refuses to shower in GOP locker room

Chris Christie refuses to shower in GOP locker room

DES MOINES, IA - It was reported today that New Jersey Governor Chris Christie refused to shower with other GOP hopefuls after the 2015 Freedom Summit hosted by Iowa Congressman Steve King. At the annual event several potential presidential candid...
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Funny story: Chris Christie Running In 2016 As Congress Votes to Classify White House Snack Budget

Chris Christie Running In 2016 As Congress Votes to Classify White House Snack Budget

TRENTON, NJ - New Jersey governor Chris Christie says he will run for the Republican nomination in the 2016 presidential election. In a news conference later today, he will endorse what he calls "a monumental piece of legislation". Governor Chr...
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Funny story: For Romney, Third Time's the Charm

For Romney, Third Time's the Charm

WASHINGTON - It has surfaced that Mitt Romney has desire to run again for his third presidential bid. Although he has yet to officially throw his hat into the 2016 mix, sources close to him say that he is excited and has a good feeling about th...
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Funny story: To Woo Women Voters, Republicans to Hand Out Free Rape Kits at Their National Convention in 2016

To Woo Women Voters, Republicans to Hand Out Free Rape Kits at Their National Convention in 2016

WASHINGTON, D.C.-With Barack Obama winning the women's vote nearly 56% to 44% over his challenger Mitt Romney, Republicans are poised, in 2016, to woo back the women's vote. Their secret plan: To hand out free rape kits to women leading up to and a...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney's Re-animated Corpse to Run for President in 2048

Mitt Romney's Re-animated Corpse to Run for President in 2048

WASHINGTON, D. C. (DP)-Mitt Romney, who died in 2028 at the age of eighty-one while running for president for the seventh time, is poised to give it another shot, advisors to the cryogenically frozen candidate reported today. Close advisors to...
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Funny story: GOP Concedes 2016 Presidential Election

GOP Concedes 2016 Presidential Election

Washington D.C. - The Republican Party released a statement today conceding the 2016 Presidential election to the Democratic Party. GOP Chairman Reince Priebus first released a written statement at 8 a.m. EST, then two hours later spoke at a press co...
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Funny story: CIA/NSA to 'automate' the 2016 Presidential Election

CIA/NSA to 'automate' the 2016 Presidential Election

Vapor Lock, Virginia - The US government can expect a 100% voter turnout for the 2016 Presidential Election. The reason: Democracy is going digital. America's two surveillance powerhouses - the Central Intelligence Agency and the Nationa...
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Funny story: Karl Rove offers brain transfusion to Hillary Clinton from his own cranium

Karl Rove offers brain transfusion to Hillary Clinton from his own cranium

Mindful of the uproar over his recent comment that Hillary Clinton may have suffered brain damage from a fall back in December, 2012, Karl Rove clarified his position yesterday. According to reps from his office he is merely worried--including con...
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Funny story: Jeb Bush Derides GOP Vagina Envy, Says He's Satisfied With What He Has In His Pants

Jeb Bush Derides GOP Vagina Envy, Says He's Satisfied With What He Has In His Pants

Jeb Bush believes he's the only male Republican contender for president who doesn't have vagina envy, and admits he's not very well-versed on the female anatomy, making him a more oafishly appealing candidate to women. "Don't have one, don't want...
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Original Whitney Houston Lyrics Found

Who knew? Whitney's 1985 Smash Hit, 'Saving All My Love For You,' was originally penned for a porno flick. The original lyrics appear to have been, 'Shaving All My Muff For You.'
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