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Funny story: Former Muppet Presidential Candidate Withholds Endorsement at 2016 Convention

Former Muppet Presidential Candidate Withholds Endorsement at 2016 Convention

In a tense moment in his prime-time speech at the 2016 National Convention, defunct Muppet Presidential Candidate, Chicken Jerky, denied endorsement to the party's chosen candidate, Angry Cheeto. An orange, cheesy shadow loomed menacingly in the b...
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Funny story: Muppet Running Mate Announced in 2016 Presidential Election

Muppet Running Mate Announced in 2016 Presidential Election

This just in. Presidential Candidate, Angry Cheeto has finally announced his running mate. The world has been watching closely as Cheeto has narrowed down a short list of Vice Presidential possibilities, wondering whether he would choose to balance out his hot headed image and his reputation for empty calories. We go live now to where our crack reporter, Kermit the Frog, is on the ground,...
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Funny story: Large toy Elephant built for GOP convention malfunctions and may not be ready in time

Large toy Elephant built for GOP convention malfunctions and may not be ready in time

A Host Committee representative for next week's GOP convention in Cleveland has indicated problems with upcoming ceremonies. The concept is brilliant, he explained, somewhat as with the old idea of the Trojan Horse, in which a large toy Elephant w...
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Funny story: John Barron to Speak at Republican National Convention

John Barron to Speak at Republican National Convention

Among the list of notables scheduled to speak at this year's RNC in Cleveland is John Barron, a man who is alleged to be actually an alter-ego of Donald Trump himself. "It's his greatest con ever!", exclaimed Jody Miller, thrice-convicted grifter...
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Funny story: The Berneesta merging with Hillary Rodham Clinton leads to gag order at the Democratic National Convention

The Berneesta merging with Hillary Rodham Clinton leads to gag order at the Democratic National Convention

Yesterday, Mr. Sanders announced his endorsement of Ms. Clinton while she stood to one side clapping her hands and nodding, as one observer put it, "ad nauseum." Directly following, officials for the upcoming Democratic National Convention in Phi...
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Funny story: Crooked Hill? Questionable Contributions to Clinton Foundation from Foreign Governments - and Bernie Sanders!

Crooked Hill? Questionable Contributions to Clinton Foundation from Foreign Governments - and Bernie Sanders!

The Clinton Foundation, which, during Hillary Rodham Clinton's tenure as secretary of state, accepted millions of dollars from such conflict-ridden, human-rights-challenged foreign governments as Kuwait, Qatar, and Algeria, has reportedly received an...
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Funny story: After Surviving FBI Investigation, Hillary Struggles to Find Next Scandal

After Surviving FBI Investigation, Hillary Struggles to Find Next Scandal

Hillary Clinton had to temper her excitement after somehow overcoming yet another scandal that looked like it was straight out of House of Cards. At a press conference she exclaimed, "I knew that I would be fine. It'll take more then mountains of irr...
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Funny story: Trump wants to protect Articles 8 through 12, even though they don't exist

Trump wants to protect Articles 8 through 12, even though they don't exist

Washington, D.C. - Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump vows to protect all 12 Articles of the Constitution, should he be elected president. Although this news was welcome music to many Americans, most of those Americans appear to be une...
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Funny story: Trump Jack In The Box Verbally Abuses Vulnerable Children

Trump Jack In The Box Verbally Abuses Vulnerable Children

Concerns have arisen surrounding a popular children's toy that hit the market early last month. The Donald Trump Jack in the Box is facing several scrutinies by parents and child health organizations, the world over due to its highly antagonistic, m...
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Funny story: Dark Horse: Donald Trump is not one of us

Dark Horse: Donald Trump is not one of us

Manchuria (SAPP) - The Society of Dark Horses (SoDaHo) has announced in a press release that Donald Trump is not one of them. The secret society, known for its yearly festival in Manchuria known as Burning Horse, has claimed that it has no record of...
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Funny story: Trump: "Only Rich People Should Be Allowed To Play Golf"

Trump: "Only Rich People Should Be Allowed To Play Golf"

"Only rich people should be allowed to play golf," said Donald trump, real-estate magnate, tycoon, impresario of the rich, international icon and now - of course - political contender for the presidency of our great country. More specifically, h...
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Funny story: Ted Cruz suspends presidential campaign, then names his entire cabinet selection anyway.

Ted Cruz suspends presidential campaign, then names his entire cabinet selection anyway.

Following his decisive loss to Republican frontrunner Donald Trump, Senator Ted Cruz has officially announced that he will be suspending his 2016 Presidential Campaign. Stating that "There is no longer a decisive path to victory," he made the announc...
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Funny story: This Election: George H. W. Bush To Vote For Tapioca Pudding - "Hooray for Twinkies!" Exclaims Former President

This Election: George H. W. Bush To Vote For Tapioca Pudding - "Hooray for Twinkies!" Exclaims Former President

Shadow Lanes Senior Center - George Bush Senior announced today that in the Presidential election he would be voting for tapioca pudding. "I believe tapioca pudding can protect us from dust-bunny attacks." Stated Bush. "According to my magic belly...
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Funny story: Jackie Gleason/Ralph Kramden Wins Republican Nomination

Jackie Gleason/Ralph Kramden Wins Republican Nomination

The Republican hierarchy is screaming: Holy Cow! We've got Ralph Kramden as our presidential nominee! These folks finally realized that through their collective opposition to President Obama, with their Do-Nothing Congress rejecting all of the Pr...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton wins nomination, Celebrates by Burning Email Server

Hillary Clinton wins nomination, Celebrates by Burning Email Server

Hillary Clinton celebrated her clinching of the Democratic Nomination for president by holding a massive bonfire for her supporters last weekend. According to those present at the bonfire Clinton and her supporters eagerly burned her email server whi...
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Funny story: Bernie Sanders successfully passes Kidney Stones, no longer "Feels the Burn"

Bernie Sanders successfully passes Kidney Stones, no longer "Feels the Burn"

Senator Bernie Sanders released a statement the other day saying he no longer, "Feels the Burn" after successfully passing kidney stones. Sanders admitted that while he enjoyed his supporters enthusiasm, it was ironic and painful, to here them chant,...
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Funny story: To Promote Diversity Donald Trump Insults Nearly Every Other Ethnic Group in America

To Promote Diversity Donald Trump Insults Nearly Every Other Ethnic Group in America

Twittersphere, USA--Having already insulted Mexicans, Blacks, and Muslims and now--with his attacks on Twitter calling Elizabeth Warren "Pocahontas"--Native Americans as well, Donald Trump today launched a new diversity campaign to offend nearly ever...
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Funny story: Trump's Second Day in Office

Trump's Second Day in Office

need to impeach Justice Sotomayor because shes mex and cannot be impartial in ruling on my immigration plan. #POTUSTRUMP [Senator Mitch McConnell, former senate majority leader, and Representative Paul Ryan, former speaker of the house, address reporters at a press conference:] ". . . and so I condemn the suggestion in the President's tweet that Justice Sotomayor should recuse herself from r...
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Trump Promises to Bring Back Popular "Law & Order" Series

Upset by canceling of original "L&O" Trump repeatedly promises at Convention to bring back the popular TV series at 10 pm E.S.T. day after taking office."What did you think he meant?" campaign asks.
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