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Funny story: Trump Announces He's an Atheist Who Eats Pâté Made from the Livers of Unborn Fetuses; His Poll Numbers Soar

Trump Announces He's an Atheist Who Eats Pâté Made from the Livers of Unborn Fetuses; His Poll Numbers Soar

MACON, GA-At a campaign event held last Wednesday at Trump Arena in Macon, GA, Donald Trump announced that he is an atheist who often dines on pâté made from the livers of unborn fetuses. Political pundits following Trump's comments at his campaign e...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Thanks Satire Media for Gifting Him 2016 Election

Donald Trump Thanks Satire Media for Gifting Him 2016 Election

Hey! Listen up, you poor, miserable, deluded little satire writers. You guys thought you could make fun of the old Trump here, you thought I was just like all the other guys, right? Yeah, I know what you guys do. I know your style. You did it to Clinton. You did to Bush. You're doing it to Obama. And somehow, you poor, pitiful little satire scribblers and jaded comedy jacks thought you cou...
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Funny story: 'Donald Trump is real' says Trump's toupee

'Donald Trump is real' says Trump's toupee

Donald Trump's toupee has insisted in a recent press conference that Donald Trump is, in fact, a real person. 'Many people seem to think he's a comedy character or even a figment of their imagination' said the toupee, 'but he's actually real and...
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Funny story: The Republican Party Rewrites the Constitution

The Republican Party Rewrites the Constitution

WASHINGTON, D.C.-The Republican Party, responding to the powerful Tea Party faction of its base (which assures the GOP establishment that it knows the original intent of the founding fathers even more than the founders themselves could have known it...
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Funny story: Trumpenstein - The Horror The Republicans Created That Now Comes Back To Devour Them.

Trumpenstein - The Horror The Republicans Created That Now Comes Back To Devour Them.

A Rathskeller deep in the forested woods. Night has drawn its blackest curtain across the outer world, blocking out even the niggardly light from the stars. Rain hammers against the windows and lightning cackles in the air. A troupe of men with faces that seek the shadows meet in a corner booth away from the gazes of the other inn patrons. They speak in cautious whispers that they wish no other...
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Funny story: Trump's Epic Fantasy Wall: Speculation Intensifies On Tycoon's Creative Process

Trump's Epic Fantasy Wall: Speculation Intensifies On Tycoon's Creative Process

Donald Trump is facing intense public pressure to reveal the method of working behind his idea to build The Great Wall of The United States. Fresh allegations have surfaced that it could be based on at least one fantasy series. The border chasteni...
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Funny story: We are Donald!

We are Donald!

[The candidates speak out at a town meeting in Plumbucket, New Hampshire . . .] "You know, Jeb, that's just the stupidest thing I've ever heard, that illegally crossing the border is 'an act of love.' Where did you get that from, one of your wife's relatives?" "Yeah? It's funny you should say that, Ted, since you weren't even born in this country. How about you show us your birth certifi...
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Funny story: Secret Recording of Biden-Warren Meeting Released

Secret Recording of Biden-Warren Meeting Released

Washington DC - Rumors are flying around Washington about what Vice-President Joe Biden and Elizabeth Warren discussed in their recent private meeting. Biden is entertaining a Presidential run and an endorsement from Warren, a kind of king maker giv...
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Funny story: 1988: A Mock Epic for Two Parties

1988: A Mock Epic for Two Parties

1988: A Mock Epic for Two Parties "I can't believe I'm losing to this guy." Michael Dukakis to Diane Sawyer, 1988. Election night and I turn on Democracy on CNN. Proclaim, O Muse, how it turned out We ended up with such a rout. Was sleaze this year inordinate Or do our noses swim in stink? So that we can't tell gold from brass Or why George Bush lacks any class. The Hero of my ep...
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Funny story: Iowa State Fair Exposes True Nature Of Politics by Having Presidential Candidates Penned Up.

Iowa State Fair Exposes True Nature Of Politics by Having Presidential Candidates Penned Up.

This year's crop of Presidential weeds..... er... candidates made their appearance this week at the traditional show case starting gate for the quad yearly election- the Iowa State Fair. This time in a stock pen. All the hopefuls vying for the so-...
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Funny story: Trump Confuses "Guantanamo" With "Guacamole" - Blames Mexicans for Torture

Trump Confuses "Guantanamo" With "Guacamole" - Blames Mexicans for Torture

Donald Trump this morning blamed Mexicans for any torture that occurred at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, saying that "since Mexicans brought that nasty green guantanamo dip with them when they illegally crossed the border into Cuba, they've been force-feedin...
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Funny story: RNC: Immediate opening for qualified candidate

RNC: Immediate opening for qualified candidate

Republican National Committee is seeking qualified candidates for nomination for President of the United States in 2016. No prior experience necessary. Dear RNC: In response to your ad, please consider me a candidate for the Republican nomination for President in 2016. Although I have never held elective office, you can see from the enclosed resume that I have a long list of accomplishmen...
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Funny story: Trump Hires Godzilla To Patrol Mexican Border

Trump Hires Godzilla To Patrol Mexican Border

Presidential Candidate Donald Trump released his Mexican Border Protection Plan today. "I have obtained an exclusive 50 year employment contract with Godzilla. He will patrol the entire Mexican border,where he will literally stomp out illegal aliens"...
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Funny story: Anuta Polynesian Tribe Releases Statement to Preemptively Respond to a Potential Donald Trump Verbal Attack

Anuta Polynesian Tribe Releases Statement to Preemptively Respond to a Potential Donald Trump Verbal Attack

ANUTA ISLAND- "He's going to get around to insulting us sooner or later" was the sentiment echoed by the Anuta tribe of smallest inhabited location on the planet. The inhabitants of the tiny Polynesian island, Anuta, have released a statement whic...
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Funny story: Donald Trump's Hair selected as Donald Trump's Running Mate

Donald Trump's Hair selected as Donald Trump's Running Mate

Donald Trump's inexplicable hair has decided to put its notoriety to good use, and ride that exposure to the second highest seat in the land. Donald Trump has declared that, "The only thing on the planet audacious enough to meet my Vice Presidential...
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Funny story: Murder Of Female Secret Service Agents Foretells Of Biden Presidential Run

Murder Of Female Secret Service Agents Foretells Of Biden Presidential Run

Washington DC - The heads of two former secret service agents were seen on pikes in a fashionable Georgetown neighborhood not far from the White House, leading many political insiders in both parties to think Vice-President Joe Biden really is gearin...
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Funny story: Trump Launches Reelection Campaign

Trump Launches Reelection Campaign

Billionaire businessman and presidential hopeful Donald Trump is not going to wait until the 2016 Presidential election to launch his reelection campaign. He figures starting now will give him a head start on the 2020 campaign and will make getting...
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Funny story: Trump, "Not All Worried About Being Surrounded On Debate Stage By Big Time Master Debaters"

Trump, "Not All Worried About Being Surrounded On Debate Stage By Big Time Master Debaters"

New York - In a wide ranging interview for Fox Business Network's "Cashin' In," Donald Trump downplayed expectations for his performance in the first Republican Debate next Friday in Cleveland, Ohio. "A lot of these guys are master debaters," Tru...
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Donald Trump to Appear on America's Got Talent

Republican presidential candidate, Donald Trump announced today that he will appear on NBC's 'America's Got Talent' in the upcoming fall season.
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