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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Names her Server as her Running Mate

Hillary Clinton Names her Server as her Running Mate

Following Donald Trump's lead in absurd running mate announcements, Hillary Clinton has followed suit by appointing her own oft maligned server to be her 2016 Presidential running mate. Her server immediately responded it would accept the invitation...
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Funny story: Sanders' solution to super delegates: kryptonite

Sanders' solution to super delegates: kryptonite

Burlington, Vermont - - "Are the super delegates stacking the deck in my opponent's favor? Yes definitely. Do the super delegates have a weakness like Superman? I should say so. Am I going to do something about it? Most definitely. "That's why I'm...
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Funny story: Trump Picks Yeti as his Running Mate

Trump Picks Yeti as his Running Mate

Donald Trump has announced today his presidential running mate will be none other than Yeti, the abominable snowman who hails from Alaska. The proclamation stunned political pundits who were certain Trump's running mate was going to be Ronald McDona...
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Funny story: Hillary's Latest Trash-Talk! Clinton Equates "Feel the Bern" with Gonorrhea

Hillary's Latest Trash-Talk! Clinton Equates "Feel the Bern" with Gonorrhea

Having had little success calling into question her chief political rival's personal integrity or agenda in light of her own checkered political past, Democratic presidential contender Hillary Clinton recently resorted to some good, old-fashioned tra...
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Funny story: Senate on Suicide Watch as Cruz is set to Return

Senate on Suicide Watch as Cruz is set to Return

The rate of depression among Senators is expected to skyrocket following the news that Ted Cruz will return to the Senate after his failed presidential campaign. Authorities are very concerned that members of the Senate may take drastic measures...
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Funny story: Trump Says That Hillary Will Have Trouble Ruling the Country Every 28 Days

Trump Says That Hillary Will Have Trouble Ruling the Country Every 28 Days

New York, NY Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump gave a speech today in which he said Hillary would be unfit to be President because every month she would become emotional and irrational until what he called "her cycle" has run its course.
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Funny story: Ted Cruz suspends presidential campaign, then names his entire cabinet selection anyway.

Ted Cruz suspends presidential campaign, then names his entire cabinet selection anyway.

Following his decisive loss to Republican frontrunner Donald Trump, Senator Ted Cruz has officially announced that he will be suspending his 2016 Presidential Campaign. Stating that "There is no longer a decisive path to victory," he made the announc...
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Funny story: Ted Cruz Attempts to Steal Donald Trump's Thunder by Selecting Failed CEO as His VP Candidate

Ted Cruz Attempts to Steal Donald Trump's Thunder by Selecting Failed CEO as His VP Candidate

Washington-After a miserable showing in this week's primary elections, the Cruz campaign decided that the best way to stop a failed businessman from becoming the Republican nominee was to sign-on a failed businesswoman as his pick for Vice President.
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Funny story: Is Free Pizza Making Candidates Fat?

Is Free Pizza Making Candidates Fat?

Apparently, Ohio Governor John Kasich, running for the Republican nomination of president, is just a fellow who can't say 'no' to a platter of food anywhere or anytime. During one sitting at a New York restaurant, the governor ate: two plates of...
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Funny story: Cruz and Bloomberg Promise a Safer Tomorrow

Cruz and Bloomberg Promise a Safer Tomorrow

Ted Cruz said he is seriously considering Michael Bloomberg as VP if he gets the Republican nomination. "The most important thing to me is that he has family values and is a friend to Israel. Those go hand in hand. If you don't love family and tr...
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Funny story: Massive rock named "the Lewandowsky" strikes Jupiter plus other developments in outer space

Massive rock named "the Lewandowsky" strikes Jupiter plus other developments in outer space

Scientists have named the massive rock that struck Jupiter last Monday "The Lewandowsky," after Donald Trump's campaign manager. At this time Mr. Lewandowsky has been charged with assault on reporter Michelle Fields, and there is some scientific i...
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Funny story: Elephants Revolt Against Republicans

Elephants Revolt Against Republicans

Washington, D.C. - A recent survey of over 1000 elephants from zoos across America, confirmed what biologists who study the great, big animals have thought all along - elephants are very aware that they are the face of the Republican Party - and they...
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Funny story: Trump To Pick V.P. Using 'Apprentice Show' Tactics

Trump To Pick V.P. Using 'Apprentice Show' Tactics

Manhattan, N.Y. - Sources close to the leading Republican Presidential candidate, Donald J. Trump, announced today that Trump's running-mate for the 2016 V.P. nomination, will be chosen in much the same manner as winning contestants, on his highly po...
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Funny story: Trump Measures Up Front Of White House For Big 'Uge' Sign

Trump Measures Up Front Of White House For Big 'Uge' Sign

Washington, D.C. - With his Republican Presidential ticket all ready pretty much punched, a self-assured Donald Trump and an elite team of 'big sign' installation experts made a quick trip down to the White House in Trump-Force One this week, to meas...
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Funny story: Batman Unanimously Named Republican Presidential Candidate

Batman Unanimously Named Republican Presidential Candidate

By wild acclamation, Republicans have elected Batman to run as the party's presidential nominee. Donald Trump, claiming that he owns Gotham City, railed against the convention's decision. "I bet Batman's dick is just, full-throttle, 2 inches lon...
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Funny story: American Political Dictionary (excerpts)

American Political Dictionary (excerpts)

The 4th edition of the American Political Dictionary has just been published. Below is an excerpt. Available at bookstores nowhere. Active Shooter n. A white wingnut and/or terrorist with an assault weapon exercising his Second Amendment rights. See National Rifle Association. Christ-inanity: A system of belief, often held by Christian fundamentalists of a certain stripe, which advocates t...
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Funny story: Trump to be new 'Top Gear' presenter

Trump to be new 'Top Gear' presenter

In a shock move, the BBC announced today that Matt le Blanc would be replaced by the potential Republican nominee, Donald Trump, if he fails to win the presidency later this year. Le Blanc, who disgraced himself earlier this week by eating doughnu...
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Funny story: North Korean Despot Kim Jong-Un Endorses Donald Trump

North Korean Despot Kim Jong-Un Endorses Donald Trump

Pyongyang, North Korea A long-time admirer of Donald Trump, North Korean dictator and hater of the United States Kim Jong-Un gave a strong endorsement today for Donald Trump in the 2016 Presidential race. "I have learned many things from watching...
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Bill Cosby Explains That Fat Albert is Actually a Separate, Evil Personality

"So the person you want for all these accusations is really Evil Fat Albert," explained Cosby.
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