DENVER, COLORADO - John Elway, Vice President of Football Operations for the Denver Broncos, has decided to draft himself as the team's new quarterback.
Elway, who started a record five Super Bowls and won two during his earlier career in the 80...
Two mornings before yesterday's Super Bowel, on a special edition of MSNBC News. in Mile High Stadium in Denver, legendary Broncos quarterback-and current executive VP of football operations for the Denver Broncos-John Elway explained that he's a Rep...
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BONNIE BRITTLE'S ADVICE
My son, who is 27 lives with us - his mom and dad - and will not go out to find a job. This Sunday he's invited 8 of his friends over to watch the Super Bowl. They come over for many sporting events: Golf, bowling, soccer and so on. They drink up all of our beer, eat huge quantities of food, leave a huge mess in the living...
Justin Bieber's personal plane -that was headed to New Jersey for the Super Bowl - was held at Teterboro Airport on Friday afternoon under suspicion it was carrying marijuana, other drug phernalia, law enforcement sources said Friday evening.
This Sunday the Seattle Seahawks and Denver Broncos - the NFL teams from the two sates that have legalized marijuana - will play in the Super Bowl.
"We're calling it the 'Stoner Bowl,'" said Pete "Headbutt" Sayers of the Hawks.
All of us on...
It has been confirmed that Smiley Virus, along with her band, The Hammerlickers, will be performing their smash hit, "Ball Wrecker" at the Stupor Bowl half-time show.
Stupor Bowl spokeschick Melody Booker announced the show line-up this morning.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has just informed the news media about a bet that has been made between President Obama and Russian President Vladimir Putin.
The leaders of the two most powerful nations in the world have...
Far beyond the reaches of normal men's consciousnesses there exists a part of the etheric worlds where what could have been still can be. All events as remembered by the minds of men are not held fast in memories lock, but are fluid and flexible, and not confined to history's limiting pages.
All the conditions that led to so many 'historical' events, be they political, military, or even that m...
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