The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency based in Chicago has compiled a list of the top 10 headlines of 2013.
ADGA Spokesperson Bagby B. Buckleybox stated that he sat down with several entertainment publications and news agencies and went over thousands of headlines.
The group that Buckleybox met with consisted of Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo, Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle T...
Following are the worst movies put out during the year. You may have your own but these do not count that rotten date you were on.
1. The HangUnder Part III
2. The Long Long Ranger
3. Collecting Bernie's Parts (VI)
4. A Good Day To Let One!
5. The Warf of WalMart!
6. I'm in Love With A Church Girl (But sitting in my Own Pew).
7. Nebraska (With ghost appearance by Ed McM...
Following are the top 12 worst movies so far this year. Let's hope no more stinkers between now and New years Day.
12. Worms On A Plane (An AARP/Mile High Club Production)
11. Herbie And the Auto Erotic Studebaker!
10. S Is Fore T (A Sue Grafton Mystery)
9. Mario Can't Jump
8. The Land Time Forgot To Take A Timeout For These Commercials.
7. Close Encounters Of The Turd Kin...
It seems the Mayans were wrong. The world will keep traveling around the sun, or the sun around the world if you're a Fundamentalist. But this most recent apocalypse averted got me to ruminating, as is my want, about New Year's Eve and all the weight that is arbitrarily attached to this one night's passage of time. It took me back to last New Year's Eve and a question asked me, "What's your resolu...
Barak Obama only has 12 more months to save the world from the year 2013. Unless the name gets changed to 2012b or even 2014 we could all be doomed.
That is because a year called 2013 can only lead to unimagined bad luck. Tristodecaphobes all...
A leaked memo from an undisclosed source has confirmed that Sarah Palin will ban the year 2013 if she is elected next year as the President of the United states.
The memo comes just days after the Union of Triskaidekaphobes confirmed that people...
Boris Johnson's campaign to Ban the Year 2013 got an unexpected boost last night after he received a phone call from someone claiming to be Miley Cyrus. She said she wanted to join his campaign and was willing to sing a song about it.
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