Washington, DC - Satirical writers from around the country gathered in a candlelight vigil at the base of that big stone penisy thing, in the middle of Washington DC, to say goodbye to yet another Republican Presidential candidate that provided more...
KETTERING, OH; Oct. 30, 2012 -- While former governor Mitt Romney and President Barack Obama have agreed to suspend campaigning activities in the wake of Hurricane Sandy, Romney is accusing Obama of not honoring the agreement, claiming that Obama's b...
The Romney presidential campaign has released a statement affirming that Vice Presidential candidate Paul Ryan has just finished shooting a full spread with Playchick Magazine.
Robert Benson, an official Romney spokesman, had this to say at a press conference called to explain the campaign's latest move:
"Congressman Ryan has posed for Playchick to prove, in plain sight, how dedicated he and...
Washington DC: The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP) has charged that President Obama and the Democratic Party are ignoring issues that affect African Americans.
There are many black conservatives and clergymen wh...
Let me see if I got this straight:
We have a national election going on.
Only two guys are really running in it.
Both are spending obscene amounts of money to campaign for it.
Mostly other people's money.
Both are putting the other one down. Constantly.
Both are making promises they can't keep.
Both have to kowtow to what the public wants.
Both have to go along with what their party...
LONDON - Mitt Romney has just clearly demonstrated the art of sticking one's foot in one's mouth.
The GOP presidential candidate figured that he would jump on the Olympics bandwagon and garner all kinds of free publicity for his political campaign...
OSKALOOSA, Iowa - GOP front runner Mitt Romney pulled into Oskaloosa on his Mormon Merriment Presidential Campaign Bus Tour.
The former governor of Massachusetts said that he can identify with the people of Oskaloosa who work hard planting, wateri...
BOISE, Idaho - Congressman Ron Paul's political campaign tour stopped off in Boise, the town where potatoes were first invented hundreds and hundreds of years ago.
The native Texan told a crowd that had gathered in the parking lot of the local Bur...
ABERDEEN, South Dakota - Mitt Romney's campaign staff has urged him to hurry up and pick a vice-presidential running mate so that a lot of the focus and pressure can be taken off of him and placed on his choice for GOP running mate.
A source withi...
BANGOR, Maine - Mitt Romney's presidential campaign pulled into the town that was made famous by country music artist Johnny Cash with his 50s song "I Drove Up To Bangor, But She Was Gone."
Romney, 65, speaking at The Chicken of The Sea Jr. Colleg...
TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - Mitt Romney's presidential campaign tour bus pulled into Tuscaloosa, Alabama, the town made famous by the 60s Petula Clark song, "Me Bloomin' Heart's In Merry Olde England But Me Naughty Bits Are In Tuscaloosa."
Surprise! It's a campaign switcheroo.
In the upcoming November election, the Democratic ticket will be: Joseph Biden running for president and Barack Obama running for vice-president, not the reverse.
The two men agreed to the switch after B...
I'm coming clean and you are the first to know.
If you are a frequent Dating Dementia reader, you'll recall that I seldom remember my dreams. Scientists have established that everyone dreams. I'm sure I do. Yet, for some unknown reason, upon waking I remember nothing about the weird wanderings of my midnight mind.
Ignorance is indeed bliss.
My bliss bubble was popped early this morning...
Every good dog has his day, and Seamus Romney is finally feeling his alpha male oats. Seamus, the long-deceased Irish Setter who belonged to presidential hopeful Mitt Romney, became famous for one of the Romney family's annual summer road trips whic...
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